March 31, 2009
Birthday treat ???!!!
I have recounted the things that actually happened on Sandy's birthday! Sandy may try to refute what has been said here; unfortunately, you all just gotta decide whom to trust! I apologize for not posting these separately... it all just had to be together for the impact!
PART 1
Pre-script: Sandeep promised Neha a treat on his birthday. So, they plan to meet at Cafe Coffee Day. Neha had reached, and Sandeep had called up from the way to inquire about the ATMs nearby. Finally, Sandeep arrives.
Sandeep: Hi Neha.
Neha: Hi daa... why were you asking me about the ATMs nearby on the phone?
Sandeep: That's because I have only Rs. 20 in my wallet.
Neha: (Shocked) And you are going to give me a treat for your birthday?!
Sandeep: (Grins shamelessly)...
(5 lines)
PART 2
Pre-script: In continuation of the previous post...
Neha: Rs. 20? That's it? The coffee that I've ordered itself costs Rs. 52. What about the stuff that you are going to order?
Sandeep: Oh, didn't I tell you that I always fast on my birthday? Saatwik jeevan...
(Looks around)
Sandeep: Hey, they must be accepting credit cards here. I may be a pauper when it comes to cash, but credit ka toh apun abhi bhi baadshah hai... panditji ke dhaabe pe toh credit ka record bana diya thha maine!
Neha: (shrugs her shoulders)
Sandeep: (signals to the waiter) Do you accept credit cards here?
Waiter: Sorry sir...
Sandeep: (with a crest-fallen face) Neha, you heard him... can I borrow Rs. 32 from you?
Neha: Why Rs. 32... that's such an odd figure?
Sandeep: I may not have enough cash to pay for your coffee... but I still have my dignity... and Rs. 20 cash. So, Rs. 32... balance!
(9 lines)
PART 3
Pre-script: In continuation of the previous post...
Neha: Listen daa, I'll pay today. You can throw us all a party some other time. Come on now, call for something for yourself.
Sandeep: (face lightens up; grabs menu, searches, and calls the waiter) one Kaapi Nirvana for me....
Neha: Hey, that's the most expensive cuppa coffee here!
Sandeep: YOU are paying, right? (winks shamelessly)
Neha: (helplessly looks around)
(5 lines)
PART 4
Pre-script: In continuation of the previous post...
Waiter gets the coffees. Both have it.
Sandeep: Waiter, get us the check... Arey Neha, dekh kya rahi hai... cash nikal! (winks naughtily)
Neha: (sad)
Waiter: Sir, here's your check. Our swiping machine is working fine now. You can pay by credit card. May I take your card?
Neha: (face lightens up) oh sure, sure... Sandeep...
Sandeep: (frowns) ...
(6 lines)
PART 5
Pre-script: In continuation of the previous post...
Waiter: Sir, your card cannot be swiped. It's over-drawn. May I have another card or cash?
Sandeep: (shamelessly) Neha, please do the honors. (turns to waiter) you know, I give my money and cards to her for keeping them safely. She's my "headstrong boss."
Neha: Yeah, right! (turns to waiter) Here, take the cash. (turns to Sandeep) Who will keep the money for the tip?
Sandeep: Tu mujhe tip de de... rickshaw-waale ko dene ke kaam aayenge. Nahi to woh m,ujhe pakadkar maarega. Kahega "bada sahab bana firta hai... jeb mein to phooti kaudi tak nahi hai!"
Neha: Okay. I'll pay for the tip. But you don't even have enough money for a ride back! What are you going to do?
Sandeep: Bas... bahut ho gaya! Ab main aur insult bardaasht nahi kar sakta... I will withdraw some money from the ATM nearby.
Neha: Which ATM? You have an account in a different bank. You can't just look at the heavens and ask for money expecting it to fall as rain from the skies! Nonsense! Here... take Rs. 100. Return it to me later.
Sandeep: See, I knew it. With you around, I am safe. You are so protective. I have even said that about you in my interview!
Neha: (disgusted) can we leave now?
(9 lines)
PART 6
Pre-script: In conitnuation of the previous post...
Both get up to leave.
Sandeep: Aah, lady, like a chivalrous generous man, let me escort you to a rickshaw now. Come, after you!
Neha: Ayyo kaduvalle... Your birthday treat, but I pay the bill. I even tip the waiter! Then, turns out, you don't even have the money for a ride back. I lend you money for that! And now, your chivalry is bubbling... Nonsense!
Sandeep: Hehehe... en vazhi, thani vazhi...
Neha: (is too dazed to say anything) ...
(5 lines)
Acclaim & Applaud!!
"The Excellence Award" was constituted to start acknowledging the efforts being put here at the lounge by members. We still will have to come up with a better name and badge for this gala awards ceremony at the lounge. We will figure that out later .We think that we could use this award ceremony in a better fashion and acknowledge posts/series/initiatives/members who are doing exceptional work here. We expect more competition for these categories in the next awards ceremony we will be having towards the end of this year. Below are the award winners for their contributions on WL .Members are required to display this award on your personal blog .

# Award for Experimenting with different Genres (prose):
Male: Arjun
Female: Neha Venkatesh
# Award for Experimenting with different Genres (poetry):
Male: Tan
Female: Pratibha aka Prats
# Most Motivating Commentor
Male: John Kingsley & Gaurav/Maverick
Female: Kajal, Asbah & Pratibha
# Best Debut Award (prose): Nandhini for ALAR
# Best Debut Award (poetry): John Kingsley
# Best Initiative (prose) - Chain Posts:
"The Kiss" by Lover/Asbah/Sandeep/Stephen/Rashi/Priyanka
# Best Initiative (poetry) -
Lessons in Poetry Styles: Pratibha aka Pretty Me!
Poetic Replies: Vinu and Maverick
Poetic Co-Writes: Vinu and Kajal
# "The Jester @ Lounge" Award (humour): Arjun/Stephen/Sandeep
# "What an Idea" Award:
Vinu aka Leo for introducing "The Monday Delight-Interview Series"
Pratibha aka Pretty Me for introducing "Lessons in Poetry Styles"
Raghav for introducing "Movie Reviews"
Bhargav for introducing "Movie Quiz-Wednesdays"
Chirag for introducing "Cricket Quiz-Sundays"
# "Mystic Writes" Award: Asbah (for tackling prose and poetry with ease)
# Most Sincere Learner (Poetry): To be awarded by Pratibha for the member who tries out every style she shares here
# Rhyme Gods @ Lounge:
Male: Vinu aka Leo
Female: Mona Venkatesh
# Mr. & Ms. Consistent @ Lounge (Poetry-English):
Male: Aditya(The Lover) & Gaurav aka Maverick
Female: Rashi & Kajal Singh
# Mr. & Ms. Consistent @ Lounge (Poetry-Hindi/Urdu):
Male: Chirag and Tan
Female: Uzra and Insiya
# Best Comic Character Creation (Series): Stephen for creating "Sandeep Malan"
# Best Romantic Story (Series): Sandeep & Kajal for "Golu-Bhondu"
# Best Youth Centric Story(Series): Arjun & Stephen for "2 Point Someone"
# Best Action Oriented Story (Series): Sandeep & Asbah/Arjun/Priyanka/Kajal for "StepMAN"
# "Jhakaas Entry" Award: "Chota Ste" in StepMAN trailor (Watch the Video)
# Chote Ustaad @ Lounge: Insiya and Heena(Gulzar).
#Promising Lounger:Ashrita,Nabila, Aarthi and Charu
# Promising Series: Priyanka & Neha for "Dilli 6"
#Mentor (Poetry) :Pratibha aka Prats .
#Mentor(Prose) :Sandeep
# Lifetime Achievement Award (Award for exceptional contribution towards the lounge): Stephen
Congratulations to all the winners. Those who are not there in this list, don't despair. The lounge wants all of you to experiement, participate, post, comment and feature here. Go for it!
**The awards are exclusively meant for Writers Lounge members,They cannot be forwarded like any other blogger awards.
Fool's Day
She : huh !! something special today ?
He : Today is fool's day !! That means YOUR DAY !! ha ha
She : Oh really ?? You FOOL !! Its your day , but not today ! Today is still Mar 31 :)
and then she walked off.............
Lines : 4
March 30, 2009
BB - Big Balan/Birthday boy/Birthday balan!
Its 11 30 already, 30 more minute and your Birthday will be gone, me and my procrastination :*sad sad*
But then I am always late, but never later than never :P
I don’t even know what I am writing, few things cant be explained na, so technically you all know what this place means to you, it is a home and you’re the mentor, the guru!
You’re just too amazing, MashAllah, as I say, the superlative of creativity, so may Allah keeps you from the evil eye and tonight, I pray that you may get all the best, very best, in terms of career, love, family and everything else! May you get the most beautiful flower of India, and may it just be the fairytale for you guru!
*sniff* Prays prays prays!
And ps. Don’t forget you’ve to meet me before your 30 :P rem?
I was supposed to write a poem, but i like prose more, and you'll also get a birthday wish from charcoal scratch - my brain farts :p
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3MwFy3HXZU
pps. Yes, The minni is me, i baked the cake!!
A dedication......
sandeep balan comes to us,
writing words of laughter, laugh it out.
And in our hour of darkness
he is standing right in front of us,
writing posts of humour, laught it out.
laugh it out, laugh it out, laugh it out, laught it out.
Wonder posts of humour, laugh it out.
Wish u a very happy birthday Sandeep..... :)
Hello, Hello , I'm the Solitary Writer from the world wide web who is passionate about writing as much like you love reading. I am into everything and often many people call me as the connoisseur of art though I consider myself to be 'just another blogger' in this huge blog world. Since you are here, why don't you read my blog posts and leave your comments for me?
Monday Delight with Sandeep Balan...
Interview date: 27th Mar ch.,2009
Interview time: 10.32 pm - 1: 47 am
Start Time: 10:32 pm
Admin: hello dear member
shall we start
Sandeep:get...set...gooooooo
wait wait i forgot my track pants!
;-)
Admin: why do you need a track pants
Sandeep:this is the 100 m dash right?
Admin: no no it isnt
guess ur here for an interview mr balan :P
Sandeep:why is the "mumbai half marathon" mentioned out there!!
Sandeep:he he...lets start oooo great admin
Admin: tell me more about yourself
Sandeep:all yours! how much do you know? will add the rest
Admin: well i just know that u r one of the founder of WL
Sandeep:What kind of an admin are you??
Admin: oh nw u fighting with an admin
Sandeep:you only know this much about a founder member...!! shame shame puppy shame
he he...well...
Admin: sir,we r here for an interview
Sandeep:sandeep balan... a mallu...from god's own country, devil's own backyard!
I have been a nomad throughout my life. That has helped me experience a lot of varied cultures. Dad was in a transferable jo. Was born n brought up in mumbai. Have stayed in mumbai assam pune gujarat delhi rajasthan n now back to mumbai. Kerala is my haunt during vacations
Sandeep:yaa...same here! a tad disappointed you that you dont know much about this founder...tell me your name? how dare you became an admin?? he he he
Admin: how dare u ask my name?
Sandeep:what to do admin...i am blessed with such lil knowledge that had to start writers lounge...
acts like an extension to my brain...
Admin: oh i see
Sandeep:writers lounge is like my ventilator!
Admin: lol nice metaphor like ur ventilators :)
Sandeep:;-) metaphor? what is tht? ;-)
Admin: go and learn figure of speech
Sandeep:had i known what a metaphor was, i would have been in england
Admin: 7th std english grammar
Sandeep:i might have skipped that chapter!
Admin: oh yeah poor english ppl had to suffer... nw we r suffering in india coz of u we poor indians
Sandeep:takes a mental note of borrowing 7th std grammar books from neighbourhood kid
Admin: tell us more abt ur trsyt with yem bee aaye?
Sandeep:indians are the richest in the world coz of their rich traditions n culture
well...
Admin: tell us more abt ur trsyt with yem bee aaye?
Sandeep: I have never planned anything in life everything just shaped itself...on my part..i have just made sure that i live every second kingsize...because life does not give you a second chance
Admin: oh yeah thats true though
Sandeep:and you dont wish to look back after 30 years and sigh that you could have enjoyed so much...had you done this...had you done that...had you decided on this...had you decided on that...
Admin: living life at its best
Sandeep:so after boards...i ended up taking electronics engineering...doing what a normal kid would...following others...i think my next statement would change your opinion...
Admin: hmm how tell me
Sandeep:i realized that i had got into the wrong stream..he he...every circuit was a struggle...it never excited me much...i never had this thing for technical...MBA was a way to escape this hard core technical stuff...
Sandeep:apart from the spelling "E-L-E-E-C-T-H-R-N-O-C-I-C-H-S" ...i never learnt anything in those four years...had great difficulty in grasping this spelling as well but am glad that i would...that was one great achievement after 4 years
Admin: oh so u dont knw anything abt jfet,cmos, circuit designing etc so i sense u must have flunked several times
Sandeep:then CAT happened...just like that... life is too short to take mental notes of the subjects you flunk in
Admin: well thats life
Sandeep:you seem to know a lot about circuits...enjoy life admin...cmos n jfets are not going to come to your rescue in your deathbed ;-)
Admin: i know but thats wht engineering has to teach u knw jfets and all r not gonna help u in future but we have to study such useless things
Sandeep:it is the moments that you have lived that are going to make you feel that you atleast came close to "living" life
Admin: yes yes true agreed
Sandeep:see..."study" is a very inappropriate term here...by using that you are giving me an indication tht you are not loving what you are doing...when you "learn"...that is when you enjoy things...that is when you enjoy a course...listen to your heart...dont follow the crowd...follow your heart...
Admin: what will u do if u come to know that u are going to die tommorow?
Sandeep: I will sleep
Admin: sleep till u die ehh
Sandeep:I will sleep over it ya...if that's the fate..you cant change it... so why frown...why get tense...
Admin: yes yes
Sandeep:why miss out on those dreams that mind plays in its theatre every single night
Admin: but my question is wud u regret if u die tmrw
as ur just 25
Sandeep:so i will sleep... I wont regret dying
Admin: thats the spirit
Sandeep:I have never made any enemies in my life...I am surrounded with friends...friends who care...friends who may go to any lengths for a smile
and i have enjoyed every moment of the past 25 years of mine...smiling and making others
smile...when you have gifted smiles to others...it is a divine feeling...you feel blessed...
Admin: do u believe in the concept of hell and heaven?
Sandeep:I dont
I beleive in the power of the human mind to transform hell into heaven
I believe in the power of "self-belief"
I believe in the power of "love"
I believe in the power of "trust"
Admin: interesting reply a diff spectrum
Sandeep:hell is just the surroundings...till you dont change...it wont make a difference...
hell is within you...
Admin: yes yes its ur thoughts
Sandeep:not outside
Admin: whtever u think
Sandeep:exactly...
Admin: u and ste fight quite often and it has happen many times....the leg pulling business that u both do?? what is ur take abt it?
Sandeep:I love him the most That should answer your question
Admin: he has been the worst and has tried every spoof on u the malan being the popular
have u ever tried writing spoof series on him
Sandeep:I take it sportingly...I feel the biggest quality one can possess is the ability to laugh on himself/herself
ste somewhere lacks in this quality...but we are all humans...we learn...he is learning...and i am proud of what he is slowly transforming into...
Admin: thats nice and whts ur role in this transformation
Sandeep:My role...
Admin: yes
Sandeep:I just provide the platform :-)
Admin: oh yes the stepMAN..... being the one :p
Sandeep:he he...Things like that keep things light...we need some stress busters at the end of the day!there are only a handful of people who attempt humour...i believe its the toughest job to make people laugh at your jokes..its very easy to put across your emotions...but to cook something up which has people in splits...its damn tough!
Admin: one day if u find urself being lost in a crowd of around 20 million ppl and u find that u have lost all ur closed relations and best buddies in this event.What will u do?
Sandeep:I know that those who matter to me will find me no matter where i am lost
Admin: name few of them if u dont mind
Sandeep:I make lifetime relations
and if they cant find me when i am lost...the relation was never strong :-)
Sandeep:but i am sure they would...coz they have been handpicked :-)
ste....my brother
asbah...my angel
priyanka...my sibling
kajal...my mirror image
mona...my lil poet
neha...my headstrong boss
arjun...my partner in crime
tan...the guiding light
prats...the teacher
nan...the traditions whizkid
mav...god gifted poet
leo....the rhyme god
kings...the sweetest one and you will have to face the wrath of all those who could not figure in that list coz of you!! he he he
Admin: we have heard about your virtual girlfriend Richa...could you enlighten us more about Richa... is it real or just a fiction
Sandeep: ha ha ha...had written a story "Yesterday, Today & Tomm" for the first contest here at WL...we had got an overwhelming response for it...only me and asbah submitted our stories :)
there richa was one of the protagonists opposite me...
it was just a figement of my imagination...but ste seemed to have fallen in love with this virual character because he And i cant get to make him believe that it was just fiction :-)
Admin: oh is it
oh just mesmerized poor ste by introducing richa
Sandeep:yup...
Admin: poor he
Sandeep:only ste can call himself "poor ste" hi ste :-)
Admin: hehehe btw i am not ste Sandeep:no probs :-)
Admin: there has been cases where u wre busy with ur work loads and assignments and at times u missed lounge? have u ever missed lounge
Sandeep:I do understand the importance of what i have created...I do understand the importance of being able to live...I do understand the importance of being able to breathe...I do understand the importance of being able to inspire....I do understand what "Writers Lounge" means for me
Admin: yes yes
its our family
Sandeep:And if you think i am not close to the lounge...I think people who know me will chip in for me
Admin: and we represnt a unique hub of class writers and poets we do have ppl who get inspired and inspire others thru their wrk
Admin: were u ever caught seeing porn movies? and please explain the scenario?
Sandeep:ha ha ha ha ha ha...
Admin: ;)we need honest answers
Sandeep:I have to tell you this hilarious one.. there was this hall a stone throw away from our engg. college
Admin: we wud like to knw it
Sandeep:which to spur up its collections had fallen back to third grade movies...The sleazy hindi ones...ha ha ha...
Admin: hehe
Sandeep:4-5 of us went to watch a show of "Kamasundari"...
Admin: wht was it ?
Sandeep:i still wonder why it was not India's entry for the oscars!!
Admin: hehe why
Sandeep:the fun started when the movie ended
Admin: what was in that movie wud u like to tell us
Sandeep:It was a devotional movie ....showing a man's devotion towards women
Admin: hahaha
Sandeep:;-)
Sandeep:when we were through with the movie... we all came out of the hall... there were hardly 11-12 of us who were in the hall... so it was pretty easy to sight our gang...three lady lecturers were walking back to their homes from the opposite end and we walked straight out of the hall... to land bang in front of them... speechless!! I dont know how we still managed to wish them "good evening"
Admin: well i shud ask " is this real or a story?"heard that u r good in making stories
Sandeep: this is real...three of that gang went on to do their PG
Sandeep:It was the story of a man's devotion towards a woman i was in tears at the end of it...
Admin: hmm
Sandeep:no..i dont...but you can watch emotional devotional movies like i did
Admin: name the cylinder whose raduis is "z" units and height is " a" units? answer this now
Sandeep: neha venkatesh
Admin: explain how explain
Sandeep:her radius=her height z=a
neha=cylinder
Admin: ok ok but right answer is "Pizza"
Sandeep:my answer is right then
Admin: how
Sandeep:pizza=food=neha
Admin: and abt that cyinder question ... wht do u think abt neha's reaction
Sandeep:neha will think about the molecular reactions that will go in her brain
Admin: and wht if she gets annoyed
Sandeep:she will be too occupied with that to react!
Admin: oh yeah
Sandeep:annoyed...that may be a result of the molecular reaction as well...blame the molecules..simple
Admin: what is the religious unit in electrical engineering ?
Sandeep:Om kapoor from om shanti om
Admin: hehe its Ohm
Sandeep:congrats admin
Admin: thanks
Sandeep:aap jeet gaye ste ke saath ek date
Admin: hehe ste ke saath kyun
Sandeep:he is the dude of our lounge
Admin: lol
(after few minutes)
Sandeep:are you sleeping...or chatting with girls/boys?nexshtttttt questionnnnn pljjj
Sandeep:there?
heylooooooooooooooo?
pours water
Admin: yes..what will you do if one day you get transformed into a female?
Sandeep:I would wish had sandeep been here ;-)
Admin: who is ur favourite cricketer and why?
Sandeep:my fav. cricketer is sachin tendulkar why....aila! I dont know. Aila!
Admin: one word for Asbah??? just one word
Sandeep:Asbah her name has everything!!i am a mortal to add anything more to it!
a mere mortal
Admin: is golu - bhondu series inspired from ur real life? is golu - bhondu series inspired from ur real life?
Sandeep:it inspires me...every single moment... its like magic its an ideal real life a life which is like a fairytale...I would want my life to be exactly the way golu-bhondu live there is so much love in there! there is so much care in there! It is like...two true souls...comforting and loving each other...till their grave..
Admin: tell me one good thing and bad thing about Ste? and u relate him to which cartoon character
Sandeep:I dont have to relate him to any cartoon character...he is well above all the known ones
Admin: like
Sandeep:well...hmmm...he is "tom" n i am "jerry" ;-)
Admin: hehehe funny
Admin: "what is neha to you and wht does priyanka means to you?"
Sandeep:neha is a good friend....a headstrong friend...who will fiercely protect you from enemies...i am safe with her as the wall...priyanka is my twin..my sibling...she is the lil one whom i love to take care of...in every single step of hers
Admin: if u are allowed to select two people to space adventure journey...who cud it be... 2 me members from lounge
Sandeep:asbah n kajal... i wont take ste coz in the midst of our fight i may throw him into the cyberspace and regret at losing him forever
Admin: thats bad of u hehe
Sandeep:or he will jump out of the spaceship to catch one of those twinkling stars
Admin: hehe
Sandeep:so he is safe on earth
Admin: very funny sandeep
Sandeep:asbah...coz of her ability to describe the beauty of space when we come back to the lounge
kajal...coz we can explore the golu bhondu story continuation in outer space as well...love sans boundaries of time n space :-)
Admin: hehe
Admin: if u cud select ur one best frnd from lounge ...who cud it be and why ?
Sandeep:stephen....brother in arms where will i rest my arm if he is not near
Admin: ahh brother sentiments
Admin: what is an ideal weekend for u like?
Sandeep:sleep...sleep...movies!
Admin: Do you blog to breathe or breathe to blog
Sandeep:Blog is the inhaler I use to clean up my choked nose called "life". This choke can be defined as "struggles" which can only be decimated when you use a support system. Blog for me becomes that. Ensuring that i breathe freely. Everytime!
Admin:where is the rat hiding ,when the cat is still searching for it??
Sandeep:The rat was searching for the cat. Thats how life is. A never ending search. Things are never hiding from you, they are searching for you all the while. All that is required is a stroke of luck and some efforts. Depending on who puts in what, the rat may end up hiding in the cats belly or the cat may decide to abandon its search. Right now, i have a strong intuition that the rat is hiding is Ste's pocket. He is playing the "luck" trying to alter the "fate" of the rat!
Admin: if u cud say those 3 magical word of 'i love u "to some girl from lounge?who cud it be?
Sandeep:It will be kajal
Admin: why so
Sandeep:she is the purest form i have ever come across in the virtual world..
you can actually see her soul in her writes and its pure...its ture...its out of this world..and when she co-writes the golu-bhondu with me...its like magic!
Admin: touch touch:)
Sandeep: And i have proposed her a thousand times in every post out there...ha ha ha...
Admin: hahah indirectly ehh
Sandeep: no...it was golu proposing bhondu...we were just the mediums
Sandeep: but you tend to see the soul of the other person in the process and hers is of the purest nature..
It is good to wonder...Thats all we can do :-)
Admin: "We have seen the comic side of you. We've also seen the thinker and preacher in you. Tell us how much of each the real Sandeep is. select one 50:50, 30:70, 95:5?"
Sandeep: its 95:5 but the 5 overshadows the 95...thats what others say :-)
Admin: hehe good one
Admin: "A stitch in time saves 9" which is a very popular proverb ....wht wud a stitch after 9 hours save?
Sandeep: the thread coz there wont be any need for the stitch after 9 hours!!
Admin: oh yes kewl reply
Sandeep: mirinda effect...pagalpanti bhi zaroori hain
Admin: hehehe
Admin:"A man may die,nations may rise and fall,but an idea lives.Idea have endurance without life" was said by John kennedy.whats ur take on this?
Sandeep: What an Idea!
Admin: seems like u and the word idea have a strong bonding:)
Sandeep: Yeh fevicol ka mazboot jhod hain...kabhi bhi toot sakta hain :-)
Admin: few people treat u as the big brother of writers lounge ..what u have to say abt this?especially few girls:) as a support structure for them why is this ?
Sandeep: why girls? why go for the older brother when you have the younger brother ste?
Admin: oh yeah ste may be theyounger brother....but they consider "you" as the older brother... :-) because ste is the younger brother
Admin: oh yeah
Sandeep: and they recognize me as his brother and i am older and hence sandeep=older brother simble saar
Admin: so u proudly accept the big brother tag for all girls in lounge is it?
Sandeep: all those whom ste considers his sister and vice versa...yes
Admin: hehe why do u address him in this question hehe
Sandeep: coz i know that after applying this filter there would be no girl left in the list :-)
Admin: hehehe why ste has few sisters or wht hehehe funny you
Sandeep: exactly...intelligent you
Admin: hehe
Admin: in a micro humour post today that neha posted "voh meri hai?" is it the real life convo between u and ste where u talk about girls
Sandeep: ha ha ha ha...i would like to ask...what do you think?
Admin: well i am the 3rd person u say is it real?
Sandeep: yaa...it was not Mary...it was Drew Barrymore...Ste said that she is a distant cousin of her n i was staking my claim as his brother :-)
Admin: who is indira gandhi?
Sandeep: she is the grandmother of someone from our lounge. No?
Admin: is it whoz granny is she lol
Sandeep: mujhe pata hota toh main aaj england main hota
Sandeep: i am very weak with general knowledge...i will try this question only in kaun barega crorepati
Admin: lets see what members have to ask you
kings asks "How do you manage your busy work schedule as an yembeeyae professional + life +t blogging and then foremost as one of the founder of WL - updating your personal blog, reading ,commenting and suggesting your views and managing the lounge as one of the admin?"
Sandeep: this defines life for me...
and if you are not busy with your life...what did you live?
Admin: chirag wants to ask"aap nashte mein kya khaate ho ...itne ideas aate hai aapke dimag mein .."
Sandeep: nashta nahi khaate...empty stomach is devil's workshop
Admin: kajal asks "5 things you expect in sme 1 who could be your soulmate"
Sandeep: 1) Beautiful eyes...coz eyes are the windows to ones soul...And i would love to see me when you look in those eyes..coz i think when you are soulmates your soul become one
2) Caring nature...She would understand me and know when i need her...without my saying a word
Admin: hmm
3) Love...Showering me with her unadulterated love 24x7...
Sandeep: 4) Being "Herself"....when she is with you..she is "herself"...no force can then break this bond!
5) Being "Mad"...i am a total crackpot...my soulmate would be the same...no...a pagli!
Admin: Ste wants to ask "what was ur life like before meeting ste,priyanka,neha,asbah,mona and many others from lounge?"
Sandeep: I was not living :-) it was something else :-)
Admin: oh yeah so wht "else" r u talking abt
Sandeep: I was "Liv" before meeting them...they added the "ing" factor
Admin: hmm
Admin: insiya asks " what is malan all about?"
Sandeep: malan is everything i am not...so i will die a peaceful man...been there..done that...all thanks to the creator of malan...chota ste :-)
Admin: prats asks " is malan inspired by your real life?"
Sandeep: i think i have answered that above
prats ka question waste...sorry prats!
Admin: prats asks "your proudest moment on WL"
she asked another one for u
Sandeep: he he he he...
the day we launched our first contest...and our chests swelled at the response...two entries...one from me...one from asbah...
ofcourse the chest has deflated quite a bit with time...it no more does with such less participation nowadays :-) :-) :-) :-) asbah..haina?lets unjinx them islexxx...what say?
Admin: hehe
Sandeep: okay...to answer prats first question...
malan + malan = balan...two negatives make up one positive...two malan posts may come near to what balan really is...he he he
Admin: hahaha funny
Admin: chronic writer asks " who is real sandeep balan? wht kinda characters make real sandeep?
Sandeep: the real sandeep balan is in the "sand" of sandeep and "bal" of balan sand is real...so are bal (hairs)...they form the real sandeep balan...
Admin: lol nice
Sandeep: ingredients for making sandeep balan: 1 kg cartoon characters...500 gms philosophers...2kg jokers...200 gms sentiments...700 gms fun
heat it on a medium flame...stir while heating
Admin: lol
Admin: neha asks "You have written a lot about love and philosophy. Do you yourself believe in true love at first sight? Or do you think true love takes time, meetings, getting to know and understand each other for it to grow in the hearts of 2 people?"
Sandeep: there is no definition to true love. No one knows what is true love. There is no explanation anywhere given that defines "true love" for you. It is what you think and like to believe. I have never seen a couple when they are in love fall short of branding it as "true love". And then they break up. But that does not mean that "true love" is non existent. It is like a flower which blooms in a desert. You dont know what caused it to bloom despite the unfavourable circumstances. It turns out to be the one drop of rain that found its way to make the flower bloom. The flower knows when it happens...so does the rain drop realize that it has been the reason for the flower to bloom. Its the knowledge. The acknowledgement. The understanding. You know. You dont have to force fit true love into the scheme of things. If it is, you will know. You feel the difference
Admin: asbah says "pick one for yourself: 1) Ayyaar 2) Ayaash 3) Badmash"
Sandeep: the third one :-)
Admin: rash asks "where is your party on 30th march?"
Sandeep: Where am I? Who am I? Who are you? Is this London?
Admin: heheh don't act seriously she wants to knw
Sandeep: seriously lets all pray for world peace on 30th of march and fast
Admin:ste asks "what does Ste means to you?"
Sandeep:Ste personifies "care" and "love" for me. The things he does for you. The way he makes you feel special. The way he gets on to your nerves (he he..but i love it all). The way he comes up with new ideas. Ste means "Writers Lounge" for me. Need i say anything more?
Admin:what about the sandeep balan award for excellence in writing??enlighten us more about it ?
Sandeep: Ha ha ha ha. That's Ste's way of showing that he cares. His way of gifting smiles to loungers, using me as the medium. I am game though. Though i am a novice myself and cant start of a self pompous award just like that, when ste declared it i thought we could use this in a fun way to recognize talent at our lounge. Ste makes me remind of "Dadasaheb Phalke Awards" every time i read the name of the award he has suggested! Phew....
Admin:wht does the logo in sandeep balan excellence award indicate?it shows a man popping out from a trophy...who is it and why is he doing this?
Sandeep: Thats me! Ste has once again raided my orkut album to steal one of the pics to make this badge. he he. I think Ste wants to convey the message...You may not like him. You may not know him...But you cant ignore him. ;-) ;-)
Admin: what do you think about the decorations at the lounge for ur bday?
Sandeep: i am speechless...touched...honoured...this is the best anyone has done for my bday ever!!the whole lounge celebrating..i cud not have asked for more!when we started off this place long back...i had no clue birthdays wud become so special...group hug... I love you, asbah n ste for being the catalysts for this wonderful place .....group huddle with ste and asbah
Admin: whts their contribution in lounge development? whats their role
Sandeep: i have always been of the belief...a blog is your alter ego...its what you are...its your feelings...your thoughts...so it invariably ends up as being you....the virtual you..."The Writers Lounge" is sacrosanct......bubbling with energy....enthusiasm...creativity....friendships...love....care....
Sandeep: this is because of the qualities ste and asbah possess which translated into the lounge had the foundation not been strong....this beautiful place wud have long been dead
Admin: yes yes and its still growing
Sandeep: each new member has added a new dimension to our blog but the core values remain intact...ste asbah n me define those core values...which will forever be cherished...
Sandeep: somehow...it was like the coming together of three seperate individuals...who were so different...yet had so much in common...and their baby....it had all the traits of these three...the traits which make these three what they are...which makes the lounge what it is......
Admin: what are your future plans for WL as blogger supports just 100 members ? and are you working for it?
Sandeep: my naughtiness was injected to the lounge back then!! he he he he...
There are plans in place...no need to fear...whats life without surprises? And we are best at surprising...Right asbah? Right ste?Ssshhhhhhhhh
Admin: hahaha waiting for your surprise for WL family
what do you think about this interview? and the interviewer?
Sandeep: Since micro-humour is the flavour of the month...people wont be used to this marathon-humour...fears some hospital cases!and the interviewer...intelligent...smart...dude...hero...heeralal
Admin: before leaving ...wht is ur message fr ste and asbah?
Sandeep: Ste: Your ordeal is not over. Till my grave....Asbah: Jinxed. Jinxed. Jinxed. Stay the way you are. Till my last breath
Admin: your message for loungers
Sandeep: We inspire...We intoxicate...We create magic... "T-O-G-E-T-H-E-R"even a letter missing would end the spell..... thanks for joining us in this journey to neverland.....and thanks for accepting our request to join our family.....Love you all....Each one of you! The lounge is nothing without you all. You make it what it is! Keep rocking. Keep smiling. F or life is too short. Gooooooooooo Get It!
Admin: nice
good night sir..have a great sleep bye
Sandeep: My night has just begun...Mr. nocturnal :-)
gd nite
End Time : 1:47am
Co founder of Writers Lounge.
Happy Birthday meri Jaan - from Ste ....
It was you who showed me one.
You taught me what is life?
You made me sane from insane.
You 're my guide,my mentor , an alter - ego
I suffered all the pains,
and it was you who shared my sorrows.
I cried aloud to show my grief,
It was you who gave me a helping hand.
on the rocky road wherever you went,
I followed you right behind.
You were my guru,mentor and a guide.
I had a brave chivalrous knight in form of you.
You had done a lot to me,
You stood by me on my every decisions.
Its me who hurt you,
with all those jokes and pranks on you.
Now when you revert the same,
My weak heart is not approving the same.
I love you brother,
For you are my elder brother.
Thanks a lot Meri Jaaan
Love you Bhaaaiiiiiii
You're my support system....Love yaa
Hello, Hello , I'm the Solitary Writer from the world wide web who is passionate about writing as much like you love reading. I am into everything and often many people call me as the connoisseur of art though I consider myself to be 'just another blogger' in this huge blog world. Since you are here, why don't you read my blog posts and leave your comments for me?
A sweet dedication - from Mona
His stories make your heart melt,
A master of emotions,
Expressed as well as they are felt!
He makes you laugh and cry,
With his words simple and sweet,
Each post of his is,
In itself a lovely treat!
His sense of humor,
Is wonderful and unique,
He'll make you laugh till,
Tears start to leak!
I dedicate this testimonial,
To the one and only one,
Superstar of the blogger's word,
Mr. Sandeep Balan!!!!!
From,
Your lil poet.
Hello, Hello , I'm the Solitary Writer from the world wide web who is passionate about writing as much like you love reading. I am into everything and often many people call me as the connoisseur of art though I consider myself to be 'just another blogger' in this huge blog world. Since you are here, why don't you read my blog posts and leave your comments for me?
Beyond Lounge.....Ste ... updated..
Asbah
I knew Asbah long before we started this Lounge.We met around a year back through some blogger community in Orkut. It was a rainy day and Airtel Server in Mumbai got crashed giving us an opportunity to enjoy free calls for a day.It was around 10 am in morning.My friend informed this Airtel thing as I was completely devoid of everything happening around me.Fortunately it was a Saturday.I asked Asbah Madam if I could call her and I told everything about Airtel Server crash.She could not believe this and without any 2nd thoughts she gave me her number.I called her and imagined we spoke for 10 minutes. From that call I deducted the following.
1.This girl is really very talkative..atleast I felt so.
2.She is sweet.
3.Its strange but I some how felt that she was intelligent.
4.She is not naughty ,but clever she is. :P
5.She is innovative because of the various ideas that she was giving me about Lounge site .
After discussing with Sandeep ,we came to a conclusion that Asbah would be called "Islex" from hence on. Thats a sweet nick for her ,isn't it? It stands for Islamabad Express.
Sandeep Balan.
From day 1 ,itself I knew that this guy is unique and has got a bulk of talents (after seeing Mussadi man videos).He was introduced to me by Asbah.This guy always used to remain online through gtalk. After few days Idea realized that its employees are making much use of its services without doing any work.This is when they decided to revoke internet services at his office and of sudden this guy disappeared .Recently I met him on Neha's bday party.He is no different of what I know him online.He is a genious and hats off to his creativity and talents.We often talk to each other.
Priyanka
This is one something really strange.The other night I asked for her number and few days later I called her.I was amazed when I heard her voice for first time.It sounded so good.She called me" Steeeeephheeeennnnnnn" almost extending the end part "hen" .In response I called her "Priyannnnnkaaaaaaa" .It was indeed funny.She was my good friend and my sister to be precise.Few days ago she called me in context to that Sandeep Malu post deletion thing. It was funny though .She send me a long sms and I was really angry on her that day."Kario" of her is really superb ...typical Delhi lingo.
Mona
Ahh,I spoke to this poet on Christmas day.She was having her exams the very next day and I called her to wish her luck for her papers.She is indeed a sweet perso.I actually met her few days back on Neha's birthday party. A friendly person and we loved playing prank of Sandeep Balan Sir.
Neha
I was busy sleeping on a Sunday Afternoon and I got a call on my cellphone.She asked me to guess her .I could not guess her voice. I realized that it could be Parul ,one of my best friend. Later on she told me that it was Neha.She is a sweet person too and we Lounge people from Mumbai rocks.We 4 actually had a blast on her birthday party where we spoke to Priyanka and Asbah as well.It was fun that day.
Anurag
Yeah ,we talk quite often as we share same Engineering course.He calls me mostly to know about syllabus,text book authors and to know if students in my class are attending lectures or not.
Rashi
It was on the contest result declaration day when we spoke.She and Leo were waiting for the RDL contest results.I could not declare the results as per the promised date (Thanks to my internet).They all were getting impatient as I had already made them wait for a long period of time.It was nice talking to her.
Arjun
He is someone different than what I knew of him here.He speaks very slow. He hardly speaks Hindi.I just tried to play a prank on him few days ago by giving him a voicemail number.But soon later he realized that it was a prank.It was nice talking to a intelligent person like.:p
Leo
Spoke to him regarding the contest and Lounge thing.Actually I was stranded in a shopping mall and was in a hurry to go home .So I could't talk to him much.
Nan
Finally I got to write about Minnie Mouse.She really sounds like a Minnie Mouse.I was in a train when I called her ,so could'nt hear much.Most of our convo was in Tamil.
Prats
This is a long story.I actually woke her up on a Sunday Morning.I tried to conceal my identity and called her as Mr.Smith ,a Google India employee.Mr.Smith was about to present her the outstanding blogger award.But later on I revealed my identity.
Heena
The latest lounge girl.I spoke to her on Sunday afternoon.She is an interesting character and mind me she is not a kid.:P . Her voice was a familiar voice to me.She was watching Delhi 6 when I called her.I adviced her not to see chindi flop movies. It was nice convo.
John
I spoke to John Anna recently......while I was in a bus.....a typical south Indian he is........sounds like one.....very friendly types..
Chirag
Omg....is bandhe ka voice bahut hi matured types hai....sounds like a middle aged man.....nice person he is....
Gaurav
Another friend of mine..I called him yesterday to inform about our meet on tuesday,,,,hopefully i feel i should be there.....but thanks to my project work....grrrr
Kajal
Well this call was accidental....spoke to her few hours ago...in a conference call with Sandeep ....listened to whatever she spoke and Bhai did the speaking job and I did the listening job...and hey trust me conference call is really fun yaar
And hey....I don't work for Airtel .....and no free calls okiee: P
We could possibly have a Writers Lounge Members meet this year.What do you guys say? Many members have met each other .So we could decide on a particular day and meet .What say?
Regards,
Ste
Hello, Hello , I'm the Solitary Writer from the world wide web who is passionate about writing as much like you love reading. I am into everything and often many people call me as the connoisseur of art though I consider myself to be 'just another blogger' in this huge blog world. Since you are here, why don't you read my blog posts and leave your comments for me?
LOL
Happy Budday to me
May God bless me
Happy Budday to me
March 29, 2009
WL Cricket Quiz:-3
again i didn't get more entries for the 2nd quiz.iam really disappoint with this and i want to know from the members now that if the members are not interested in cricket quiz.i can shut it down.
tell me what you think in comment section.
so first of all the answers of 2nd quiz.
1.which cricketer was the first Indian to score the century in ODI?
answer:-kapil dev
2.who holds the record of scoring the most runs in test cricket without scoring a century?
answer:-shane warne
3.longest test inning by time?also tell the player name and country?
answer:-Hanif Mohammad from Pakistan batted 970min against West Indies in West Indies in year 1958.
4.which cricketer had the bat sponsorship at the age of 12?
answer:-ricky ponting.
5.identify this cricketer
answer:-william perkins.and the winner of this quiz are:-
1.Tan
2.Stephen(likhetu)
congratulations to the winners.
now this week's questions
1.who was the youngest cricketer to score 1000 runs in Test Cricket?
2.who hit the longest six in T20 WC and how long it was?
3.which Cricketer is taken in Indian Team by sourav ganguly when team is selected for South Africa's tour and that player hit hundred in his first Test match?
4.who broke the highest partnership record that is between sachin tendulkar and vinod kambli?
5.Identify the player who had his head down?

mail your answers to my mail id(chiragrocks31@gmail.com)
now there is a new badge for the winners and i also request to the last time winners to replace this badge with the new one.

Hello
Kajal: Ofcourse I have
Sandeep: You have? Wow! Feels so good
Kajal: Who does not know him? Almost everyone does
Sandeep: You feel so? *Blushes*
Kajal: He transports me into a magical world with his works. Everytime!
Sandeep: Don't make me cry!
Kajal: You can't help but be spellbound at the kind of stuff he churns out
Sandeep: *Wipes away his tears* If you were to suggest his best work, what would it be?
Kajal: Without doubt, "Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets". I loved it!
#Lines: 10
The big question!
Tapa: What is that?
Sandeep: I don't know. An award for acknowledging talent.
Tapa: Why is that?
Sandeep: I don't know. Maybe that's what everyone at Writers Lounge wants.
Tapa: Where is that?
Sandeep: I don't know. "THE" Sandeep Balan is giving away the award.
Tapa: Who is that?
#Lines: 8
March 28, 2009
March 30,2009 : "Sandeep Balan " day
We all know that our fellow lounger and WL founder Sandeep Balans birthday is just 2 days away. Lets observe 30th March as "Sandeep Balan" day and this day is specially reserved for all posts related to Sandeep Balan.The Lounge will be open on Monday for poetry , story ,song dedications for Sandeep. Also Members can write micro humour on our founder .This is the day that we all were waiting for and we should have a blast after all its our Lounge founders birthday.The Monday Delight interview will be posted on his birthday and the Lounge will have a new look on Monday for this "Sandeep Balan day" .
From this year,in order to appreciate and encourage emerging bloggers in this field ,Sandeep has decided to award members ."The Sandeep Balan award for excellence in writing" is an award given especially for budding writers and poets from the lounge. The best will be felicitated and presented this award. This award will be given every year on 30th March. The award is displayed on the right side bar and Nominees for the award will be shortlisted and posted soon. Hope the best and the deserving wins.
Apart from these activities, you can suggest us creative ideas and what else we could do on Sandeeps Birthday. I have designed a banner in which Walt Disney characters Mickey,Minnie and Donald take part in our founders birthday as its a special occasion.
Members are requested to mail in their dedications (poems,stories,songs,microhumour etc and other forms ) to me ...mail me steph47@gmail.com.
Lets enjoy and lets have fun....after all its our very own Sandeeps birthday.
Advanced Happy Sandeep Balans day to all fellow loungers :)
we read.we write.we lounge
Hello, Hello , I'm the Solitary Writer from the world wide web who is passionate about writing as much like you love reading. I am into everything and often many people call me as the connoisseur of art though I consider myself to be 'just another blogger' in this huge blog world. Since you are here, why don't you read my blog posts and leave your comments for me?
Nahi tho !!!!
Aa Dekhen Zara : Movie Review
Directed By:Jehangir Surti
Produced By:
Eros Pictures Pvt.Ltd
Featuring:
Neil Nitin Mukesh, Bipasha Basu, Rahul Dev..
Aa Dekhen Zara, a Sci-fi action thriller first of its kind in Bollywood released this week with no other competitors at the box office. Directed by debutant director Jehangir Surti, Aa Dekhen Zara is a good watch with every ingredient rightly added.
The script is good not great. Being Neil Nitin Mukesh's second movie, ADZ is not a Johnny Gaddar and doesn't even come close. First half is absolutely engaging and keeps you on your toes right till the intermission. As a few previous flicks,the script of ADZ too is let loose as the passing second half.
Aa Dekhen Zara's, protagonist Ray(Neil Nitin Mukesh) a photographer finds himself a camera left off by his dead grandfather which quite amusingly clicks photos, when developed shows the future of the people in the photos. During one such camera encounter is when he accidentally runs into Simi(Bipasha Basu) a DJ at a club. Ray adds color to his struggling life by the aid of the camera to win bucks through Lottery, Horse Racing and various other sources. He then starts living a polished life with Simi when fate strikes. He finds himself chased by both cops and Captain(Rahul Dev) to get hold of the camera. To add to Ray's agony is when, he finds out that he's going to be dead in a week's time and all he has is 7 days to find a safe place both for the camera and Simi. The events that lead upto the climax is for you to see it youself.
Aa Dekhen Zara is fresh and feels good. Second half of the movie is more of the typical Bollywood chases and makes you feel restless as it seems never ending.
All the actors are pretty decent and nothing appreciable. Neil Nitin Mukesh and Bipasha Basu both look good together and their screen presence is felt right away.
Rahul Dev with his age old trademark negative role is spot on.
Music of ADZ is composed by Pritam and its average. Though nothing remarkable is seen in the Music Department, the album of ADZ is not a bad one.
Though being an above average watch, the trick that is going to work for ADZ, is the marketing factor which was done quite superbly and that is going to pull people to the theaters.
I will go with 7 out of 10 for Jehangir Surti's Aa Dekhen Zara.
A good watch for this weekend.
Raghav
Movie Critic,
Writer's Lounge
More reviews on:
www.raghavthecritic.blogspot.com
Barah Aana : Movie Review
Produced & Directed by: Raja MenonFeaturing: Nasseruddin Shah, Vijay Raaz, Arjun Mathur
6/10
Firstly, extremely sorry for reviewing the movie so late.
Written, produced and directed by Raja Menon, Barah Aana is a below average watch. The movie that claims to be a comic flick doesn't even come close to making you laugh and the maximum that you can probably do is to smile at a few scenes. I cannot believe the fact that an actor like Nasserudin Shah is wasted in this movie. Barah Aana's script is extremely ordinary and execution of it is where Raja Menon goes wrong. His way of story telling doesn't impress and it is sure to make you bored. This movie doesn't engage you for more than a stretch of 5 minutes at a time.
Barah Aana is a story of three poor and simple individuals Shukla (Nasseruddin Shah), a car driver, Yadav (Vijay Raaz), a watchman in a housing society and Aman (Arjun Mathur), a waiter at a restaurant. All their lives change when they involve themselves into a crime accidentally committed by Yadav. Both Aman and Shukla find their reasons for committing the crime, may it be Shukla's grudge against the owner's wife or Aman's attempt to save his love. And how things lead up to the climax is for you to watch.
Barah Aana is definitely a light comedy. A light comedy that makes you smile and nothing else. Barah Aana's soul are the actors in it. Vijay Raaz is the most impressive of the lot. He recreates the magic created by in him in Raghu Romeo (2003) that had him in the lead. He's funny and emotional. Arjun Mathur after petty roles in movies like Luck By Chance etc, gets a slightly important role in Barah Aana and he does justice to the role completely showing his potential. He's good in every part of the movie. The setback of Barah Aana is the execution of the script. It's way too ordinary to make an impact. Nasseruddin Shah goes totally unnoticed which is quite rare for the actor of his caliber.
Barah Aana is a below average watch but not that bad after all.
I'll go with 6 out of 10 for Raja Menon's Barah Aana.
Thumbs down for wasting Nasseruddin Shah in the movie.
Raghav
Movie Critic,
Writer's Lounge
More Reviews on:
www.raghavthecritic.blogspot.com
March 27, 2009
majak
yamraj:-chalo me tumahe lene aya hu tumhara time ho gaya hai
man:-lo ab adami majak bhi nahi kar sakta
lines:-3
WOH MERI HAI???
Sandeep: Hi Ste... tu yahan kya kar raha hai bey?
Ste: (uncomfortable) aise hi... friend ka wait...
Sandeep: Main sab jaanta hoon tu kiska wait kar raha hai... tu zyada shaana mat ban... bhul jaa usko... woh MERI hai...
Ste: Tu phir shuru ho gaya bhai... har ladki teri hi hai? Nahi.. ye waali to MERI hi hai...
Sandeep: Nahi Ste... main tujhe masoom ladkiyon ko yun barbaad karne nahi de sakta... woh MERI hai
Ste: Aha... look who's talking... woh MERI hai...
Girl walks in.
Ste: Achcha hua tum aa gayi... tum MERI ho na jaan..
Sandeep: Abey jaan ke bhaijaan... chal hat... tum MERI ho na jaan...
Girl: Haan... main to MARY hi hoon! Mera naam bhi yaad nahi tumhe? (Slaps Ste and Sandeep and walks away in a huff)
Ste: (with his hand over his swollen right cheek) Arey bhai, yeh MARY toh na MERI na TERI ho saki...
Sandeep: (looks at him holding his swollen left cheek) ...
# 12 lines
Short Term Memory Loss...
Bhondu: (Looking at the monkeys) Oh Golu, I just love monkeys!
Golu: (Looking admiringly at Bhondu) And Bhondu... do u love me??
Bhondu: Uff Golu, Didn't I just tell you that I love monkeys???
# lines:4
WOH MERI HAI...
Ste: Woh MERI hai...
Sandeep: Haan... woh TERI hai...
Ste: (surprised) haan??? tu maan gaya?
Sandeep: Haan... woh TERI hai...
Ste: (grinning) I knew it... mere bhai... (wants to hug Sandeep)
Sandeep: Haan... woh TERI hai... bhabhi!!!
(7 lines)
March 26, 2009
Kon thi vo?
a girl:-says to husband "hiiii hru??"
wife:-kon thi ye ladki.batao mujhe
husband:-are tum dimag kharab mat karo,shopping karo.
wife:-nahi batao mujhe kon thi ye chudail
husband:-are fokat dimag mat chato....tumahe kya batau ke kon thi vo...abhi to use bhi batana padega ke tum kon ho.
#lines 5
Economic recession !!!
Prof: Good morning class!
Students (chorus): Goooooddddd moooorrrrningggggg sir!
Prof:Ok! lets get started! The possible recession may not seem like it will have a big empact on our day-to-day lives,but the fact of matter is that it will affect students just as much as anybody else, if not more.
Students:hmmm
Prof: So can any one tell me how will it affect students?
One of them raises his hand
Prof: Yes!
The student: I think children will now read Snow White and the 5 dwarfs and Ali Baba and 30 thieves instead of Snow White and 7 dwarfs and Ali Baba and 40 thieves.
Prof and the class: ????!!!!
Lines: 9
friendship band......
Ste is writing his "ADBMS" assignment and Sandeep comes running
Sandeep:Oye Ste !! Check this friendship band that Kajal ,my bhondu tied on my wrist.
Ste: Its beautiful and lovely brother.....nice nice.
*Ste continues with the assignment work.
*Sandeep stares at the band
Ste: Sandeep,why are you staring at the band like mad ?
Sandeep: Nahi Ste,I wonder why is this circular colourful bead is embedded to the middle of the band?
Ste:Bhai ,do you still believe that this is a friendship band ( laughs).
Sandeep: Nahi ,Yeh nahi ho sakta ...... mein kisi ka bhai nahi huuun
Hello, Hello , I'm the Solitary Writer from the world wide web who is passionate about writing as much like you love reading. I am into everything and often many people call me as the connoisseur of art though I consider myself to be 'just another blogger' in this huge blog world. Since you are here, why don't you read my blog posts and leave your comments for me?
ME: Are you a Mallu ?
HE: No, I am not a Mallu! (emphatically)
ME: But you speak Malayalam.
HE: Just because I spent so many years with 2 people who speak Malayalam doesn't mean I am a Mallu. I was born and brought up in Chattisgarh ( reiterates)
ME: And who are those two people?
He: My parents.
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March 25, 2009
YOU'RE NEXT!
Are we friends?
Sandeep: Rashi R V ??
Rashi: Ofcourse We are!!
Sandeep: R V ??
Rashi: You still have doubts? We are!!
Sandeep: Have you gone nuts? "Rashi R V"...Is this what you want me to write here in this application form?
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Tan, a passionate traveler visits a new town. After a long and tiring train journey he reaches the nearest railway station. The railway station is far from the main town and he keeps on asking people on the road about the exact route and moves on. After walking for some time, he meets an old man sitting in the corner of the road. This is how they conversed…
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Tan: Greetings, Old Man. How long will it take for me to reach Haridaspur?
Old man with a beedi in hand and a big turban on his head does not respond.
Tan (louder): Greetings, Sir. How long will it take to reach Haridaspur?
Old man looks at him from head to toe and gets back to smoke his beedi. Tan looks around to see if there is anyone else whom he can ask, but there was no one.
Tan (frustrated, at top of his voice): Sir, may I know how long it will take for me to get to Haridaspur?
Old man unmoved and Tan moves on the road resentfully thinking why God has been so rude to him today. After a few steps, the Old Man called him from behind.
Old Man: Oh my boy, it will take you approximately 25 minutes to reach Haridashpur from here.
Tan whizzed to the old man very furiously.
Tan: Why Old Man? When I was shouting at the top of my voice, you did not respond. Now, what made you call me?
Old Man: My boy, when you were standing here, I never knew how you intend to reach the place. Now that I’ve seen you walking, I know your speed and can tell that if you walk like this, you will reach in approximately 25 minutes.
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Love writing, singing and making friends. Enjoy life and welcome it with a smile. Want to do things differently .. end up doing different things!
