Password

PreScript: This is an oldie , but still I thought of sharing it with everyone ,).


cooldude4u: Hey I'm trying to set my gmail password to "dick". I'm having a problem.
mrstocks: Whats the problem ??
cooldude4u: It says "password not long enough".

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Hacker Inside

Wife: Honey I think some one has hacked into my computer. Its dialing every bad ass hardcore erotic website on this planet.
Husband(surprised): Oh Really ?
Wife: Yes and somehow I have got the ip address of the hacker. Its 127.0.0.1 ..Do you know the person who owns this ip address ?
Husband: Yeah I surely know the person running that ip address. She is the most irritating greedy nymphomaniac bitch.
Wife: Lets fuck her then
Husband(smiles): Roger that !


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