March 27, 2009

WOH MERI HAI???

Prescript: In continuation of the previous post... Ste is waiting for a girl in a restaurant... Sandeep walks in.


Sandeep: Hi Ste... tu yahan kya kar raha hai bey?

Ste: (uncomfortable) aise hi... friend ka wait...

Sandeep: Main sab jaanta hoon tu kiska wait kar raha hai... tu zyada shaana mat ban... bhul jaa usko... woh MERI hai...

Ste: Tu phir shuru ho gaya bhai... har ladki teri hi hai? Nahi.. ye waali to MERI hi hai...

Sandeep: Nahi Ste... main tujhe masoom ladkiyon ko yun barbaad karne nahi de sakta... woh MERI hai

Ste: Aha... look who's talking... woh MERI hai...

Girl walks in.

Ste: Achcha hua tum aa gayi... tum MERI ho na jaan..

Sandeep: Abey jaan ke bhaijaan... chal hat... tum MERI ho na jaan...

Girl: Haan... main to MARY hi hoon! Mera naam bhi yaad nahi tumhe? (Slaps Ste and Sandeep and walks away in a huff)

Ste: (with his hand over his swollen right cheek) Arey bhai, yeh MARY toh na MERI na TERI ho saki...

Sandeep: (looks at him holding his swollen left cheek) ...


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17 comments:

  1. hahaahaaahaahaah!
    awesome!! super!! bows!! :)

    mary to loot ke le gayi.. ;)

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  2. bhaii

    yeh mary bhi meri nahi hai aur naa teri lolzz


    vaisei naam achha hai :P

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  3. Real good doctor [:D]

    signed
    Circuit [:p]

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  4. Thanks, u made my day, i was in such a sorry state today,and after reading this, smiled.. very funny. Poor Sandeep and Sti.. I can actually imagine the scene..

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  5. @ Kaju

    *Bows back!!!*

    Hehehe... Ste and Sandy's escapades!!!

    :)

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  6. @ Ste

    Mary huh?? lage raho lage raho...

    ;)

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  7. @ Nan

    Thanks!! :)

    Acknowledged...

    Munnabhai!!! :P

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  8. @ Roshni

    Hey... am glad I could brighten up your day with this! The real credit should go to Ste and Sandy though!! After all, they are our "jokers"

    :)

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  9. Wow DOC..gr8...:)

    Arey bhai, yeh MARY toh na MERI na TERI ho saki...
    lollzzzz

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  10. super good.. awesome creativity :P

    ste , sands.... :P ... lol ...

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  11. are lado mat...yaar vo tum sabki bhabhi hai

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  12. hahaha... mast..!!

    Awesome Neha.. ;) lolzzzzzzzz

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