Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. No wonder men are happier!
Pre-Script : The topic is not new or unheard of. In fact, it's the one debated uncountable times ending on some absurd solutions every time. The biggest failure of "man"kind have been the disrespect of it's better half. For long women have suffered, subjected and kept patience. But not anymore. Things are changing. Slowly, yet transforming. It's a tribute to the longest war ever fought. "She" is winning and you have to notice that. "I" in the poem is the soul of women speaking to the Man (you) who held her as subjected for long.
I walk among you My head held high Altering the age-old notion I walk towards sky
And I walk fast As you try to race Yes! I am ahead Leaving you to trace
I have learn the art Well before you predicted I have set myself free Of the chains you invented
I demanded my place And before you could reject I tried to stand Only to walk this perfect
I have beaten you dead In your own game Perhaps, u made a mistake When you called me lame
The pain and agony I endured on your birth Accumulated for long Showing its worth
You tried oppression You practiced strength The atrocities you carried Lasted centuries length
The more you tortured The stronger I have hit your face I now walk ahead Leaving you to trace
A gentle Reminder :
Be careful of your duty toward God in Whom ye claim (your rights) of one another, and toward the wombs (that bear you)" (Quran 4:1).
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Sitting across the window with a bundle of photographs in her laps, she was reliving those moments which seemed memory to her. As she briefed from one memory to another, a small trickle of tear fell from her eyes making her realize the unbearable pain she was undergoing inside her. This was the nthtear which had fallen in the past week yet the pain hadn’t diminished. Infact it had increased much more in magnitude with every tear.
The busy life and unavailability of time was nothing new in any relation and she had experienced such issues before as well. The mood swings, the anger and the busy life had always taken a toll on her relationship but she had never felt the helplessness as she felt it now. Her heart and head were in a conflicting state and the result was her mind full of despair, uneasiness, loss and a lack of hope.
He had acted in such irrational manner several times in the past; after all he was no different than most men. But then this time his mood swings and attitude was making her reanalyze the fact whether all was really well or was there a doom waiting to happen. He hasn’t really acted in this fashion ever. His irresponsibility, his carelessness and his “I don’t care a Damn” attitude was killing her. He didn’t really cared to call nor was concerned if she was really well or not. She wondered if she had done something wrong and even dared asking but all she got as an answer was
“It has nothing to do with u, dear. Just some problems at my end …Let me resolve them and I will get back to you.”
This answer used to relieve her yet her inquisitive mind was never satisfied. She knew him for long and knew he never discusses his problems with anyone but still….
How long was she supposed to keep waiting for him to become normal? It was testing her patience and having a toll on her day to day life. She has different questions in her mind, “Is he bored of me?”; “Is there someone more important with him?” “Is avoidance a way to tell me to leave him”……..and what not….
She just couldn’t take all this anymore and decided that it’s over and that would be the only way for her to be at peace. She took her cell phone and before she could even think of calling him…there was a call……It was HIM.
“Hello”, she said with a very soft voice.
“Hey, how u doing ", was his first words
She wondered how he remembered my well being only after so long.
“I m alive” is all she could say in her anger.
“What kind of reply is that” said he in projection of his anger
“As if u care”, said the sarcastic she
“What the ….." he stopped short before getting more angrier.
“Abuse is all that is left for u to say to me right?……Neways I don’t want to get in to all that …I know it was over some time back and I never realized and I do now…sorry for wasting your time for long…Have a great Life and ….”
“Wait a Minute…What the hell r u talking about…”said He interrupting her and paranoid at her answer.
“Nothing just the truth and the truth is its over ….Good Bye”….said she and cut the phone
She switched the phone off and ran to her bed and lay there crying floods and floods of those precious tears….
Before she realized an hour passed and she heard a door bell. She somehow managed to get up in her distress and open the door. There was a boy standing with a big bouquet of red roses- her favourite. She didn’t understand what was happening.
“This is for you”, Said the boy
“What for?” was all she could react with
“No idea just the man standing down asked me to deliver it to u…there might be a note somewhere in it which might give u the answer….Neways I got to go somewhere. bye”…ran down the boy before she could say more
She found a note in her beautiful red roses.
The note said
“Baby I know you are very angry and you have every reason to be. But for all the love u had and for all the moments we spend just meet me once. I m here standing downstairs right below your balcony. Please come for the sake of what we shared……and trust me I wouldn’t move till you come…even if it takes days for u to come down.”
She rushed to her balcony and saw him bowing down on her knees with hands folded to seek forgiveness.
She just couldn’t believe her eyes that it was him. She couldn’t believe that he would travel so long at such an hour just to seek forgiveness. There was a smile waiting to return yet the anger hadn’t succumbed completely.
She ran down to see him. She was still angry but didn’t know how to react. At that very moment he went down on his knees with his hand outstretched and said
“Will You Marry Me?”
She had absolutely no answers. Infact she wasn’t expecting this at all. Infact she was thinking he wanted to leave her and here he was asking her to be with him forever.
She didn’t know how to react …But her tears gave him the answers. He took out the ring and slipped it in her ring finger and at that moment she hugged him with such intensity that all grievances seemed addressed.
He quieten her and sought forgiveness for his attitude. He said all this week he was trying to convince his family regarding her and didn’t realized that by his uncaring attitude was losing her itself. He promised not to ever do that in future and how she was all he wanted in life
She didn’t know what to say at that moment. She just said one thing.
“You know, u men are weird”
“Ya I know”, said he
“Amazing isn’t it…You make me believe that I can’t live with you and then within seconds you make me realize I cannot live without you too”, said she with a mischievous smile.
A smile is all he could give to that remarks
And then she rested in his arms and experienced the beauty of the moment and the moonlit night.
So here ended another moment reiterating the fact that
“Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus” …
But also strengthening the firm believe that
“Men are such that we cannot live with them neither without them”
Main tumhe chahti hun, agar tum samajh sako - agar tum mujhe apna samajh sako.
main bhi tumhe pyar karta hun, tum janti ho.
hyan, main janti hun. to phir kya tum mujhe kabhi nahi kahoge? kabhi bhi apne muh se nahi bologe?
kyon? muh se bolna itna zaroori hai? itne saalon ki itni intezaar ke baad tum aye ho. itni raatein akele guzarne ke baad mujhe tum mili ho aaj. itna kuch karne ke baad tumhare saath rehna ka soubhagya prapt hua hai. tum dekh nahi sakti ho? tum samajh nahi sakti ho?
nahi, main nahi dekh sakti. main dekhna hi nahi chahti. main tumhe dekhna chahti hun, aur tumhari muh se sunna chahti hun. mujhe tum itne saal nahi mile. jo sochna tha, jo bolna tha sab sirf main hi samjhi. tumko bolna nahi pada. tum nahi bole. harwaqt sirf maine samajh liya. abhi to tum mere paas ho - pratyaks ho. tum ho, main hun. to phir kyon nahi bologe?
hyan, kahunga.
to phir bolo. kitna kuch tha tumhare paas bolne ke liye. jab main phone karti thi tum bolte the kitna kuch hai bolne ke liye. phone chhodna nahi chahte the. ab kya hua? abhi bolo. bolo na, ji.
main tumse pyar karta hun.
main bhi. main bhi tumse pyar karti hun.
main bhi sunna chahti hun tumhari saari baatein. jo tum bolti thi ke phone me nahi kaha ja sakta hai. tum boli thi ke kahoge. ab kaho. main kab se baytha hun tumhari sab baatein sunne ke liye. kaho na shona, main sunu.
tum kyon aise ho? tum kya kabhi bhi mujhe nahi samjhoge?
matlab? yahan pe samajhne ya na samajhne ki kya baat hui? main to...
rehne do, aur kuch kehne ki zaroorat nahi hai. shayed main humesha hi kuch jyada mang leti hun. harbar bas wohi ek galati kar leti hun main.
nahi. suno. main keh raha tha ki...
kya keh rahe the? bolo.
matlab, ab to shaam hone wala hai. yahan aur zyada der taq nahi bayth sakte.
byath nahi sakte? kyon bayth nahi sakte?
nahi, matlab yahan pe to...
tum yahan bhi ghabra rahe ho? abhi bhi ghabra rahe ho? kyon? abhi to humari shaadi ho chuki hai. to phir shaam ke baad park me baythne se kya hoga?
log kya kahenge?
kehne do. hum kyon sunenge dusro ki baatein? itne din to bas auro ki bare me soch soch ke kuch bhi nahi kar paye hum. abhi bhi karne nahi doge?
hyan? kya karna chahti ho kaho. sab kar sakte hain. bolo na...
nahi, rehne do. tum thik keh rahe ho. Lets go!
nahi. baytho na. abhi to shaam...
dhal chuki hai. shaam ho chuki hai. ab aur roushni nahi hai, dekho. kuch der me hi raat hone wali hai. kaali raat. andheri raat. kabhi na khatm hone wali raat. is raat ki koi subha bhi nahi hai, shayed. chalo chalte hain ab.
lekin shona...
chalo.
Did not use the Hindi Script for my mates in the Lounge who can’t read Hindi. Hope rest of you would not mind reading this as it is. This is not exactly a true happening but it is truly inspired from one of the many things that happened with me. There are lot of things that come into the picture when two people start living together. I wish I could share whatever I go through, but I’m afraid, most of the experience, august though, will not be welcomed! Hope you like this trial…
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her,"If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman intheworld.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make yourhusband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frogsaid, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. "
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The Frog said, "You are wonderful. You are the richest and most beautiful woman in the world now."
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."!!!!!
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times "milder" than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show!!!
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
