January 8, 2010

why men are never depressed

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
No wonder men are happier!


  1. lols
    this was a killer one
    who are you dude??
    where were u all this time??

    rofl!! can't stop laughing
    the worldis ur urinal :P :P

  2. ooops!!!
    ste just pinged me in gtalk saying u r a dudette!

    i apologise :)
    was absent for some time in WL

  3. awesome .. lmao ... each word is so true .. great post

  4. Sometimes, I dont like the truth!!

  5. Quite nice.. The flow was great.. Every "full stop" silently says "read more.."

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  7. THIS LOOKS VERY PROVOCATIVE :P and I was holding myself back . . . I thought I'll reply in kind, but then on closer scrutiny this piece of writing is already more than neutralized :), makes women look dumber than men are (douses my male chauvinistic envy...ahhhhhh) . . I wonder u r a she :)

  8. obviously i thought so too...written by some MCP kinda male!!
    u made my jaw drop!!
    nice one though..i cant resist the satirical usage of words!!!

  9. Its not about being MCP or anything..neithr m trying to nake any definition..
    its the truth n tats wat happens..

  10. OMGOSH!!! Osum post girl..Sooooo totally loved it.. But have to admit, tat boys not bein depressed stay cuter whole their life. N tats makin me a lil depress now. O_o

  11. rofl... !! that was hilarious..!!


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