3 Wishes!!!

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her,"If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman intheworld.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make yourhusband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frogsaid, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. "

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The Frog said, "You are wonderful. You are the richest and most beautiful woman in the world now."

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."!!!!!

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times "milder" than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show!!!

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

This Graffiti

This Graffiti

My life, is like a graffiti,
A large graffiti on the wall,
Everything shaped so perfect,
Yet you don't understand it all.

The black and white always run back,
And all this time i thought i was loosing,
They mix and match to form a grey,
And still you say you cant help me choosing.

Red has always been a bit innocent,
Gives me strength, teaches me the way,
But white and black mix and make it lonely,
Kill it and serve it out on a tray.

Green and blue, drive me mad,
Combine and give a cool resolution,
This coldness increases day by day,
Till the time i cant see any solution.

Yellow combines every bit,
Every piece of this drama,
Puts me into a sad trance,
Helps me out of this trauma.

At the end of the day, when i finish the spray,
I splash a can, on my useless graffiti,
And when it all subsides down, i hear,
Every color, and every line, mocking me.

_Andy

_08-12-02