Lessons in Excellence IX - Birthday II

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Prats: The days are now brighter
Lounge: The days are now brighter
Prats: Don't thank me, thank the Solitary Writer
Lounge: Don't thank me, thank the Solitary Writer
Prats: Coz brushing regularly have made his teeth whiter
Lounge: Coz brushing regularly have made his teeth whiter
Prats: Smile a little more everyone, you can make it a lot brighter
Lounge: Smile a little more everyone, you can make it a lot brighter
Prats: Haste huve Happy birthday milke bolo yahaan ke saare writer
Lounge: Haste huve Happy birthday milke bolo yahaan ke saare writer
Prats: This style of poetry is called “Dazzling loop poetry” style. Here you take the positive aura a particular person brings in with his uniqueness and nudge others to do the same. The end result of this exercise is dazzling, hence the name. A distant cousin of the loop style of poetry, here it is called loop because the poetry is named after the effect this exercise generates and is viral in nature, hence a repetitive circle. This style was invented in mallu land and made famous by some Balan guy.
Lounge: *Takes notes. Nod their heads & Look on with admiration*

Lessons in Excellence VIII- Birthday

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Prats: Bade dino ke baad
Lounge: Bade dino ke baad
Prats: Kayi dino ke baad
Lounge: Kayi dino ke baad
Prats: Bade saare dino ke baad
Lounge: Bade saare dino ke baad
Prats: Aaj phir se Ste ke kapde faad
Lounge: Aaj phir se Ste ke kapde faad
Prats: Happy birthday bolo uske baad
Lounge: Happy birthday bolo uske baad
Prats: This style of poetry is called “Wishing with love” style. Here you channel all your energies and the celebration spirit on the guy whom you all adore. This is generally done by tearing their clothes on a momentous occasion. This style was invented in mallu land and made famous by some Balan guy.
Lounge: *Takes notes. Nod their heads & Look on with admiration*

Lessons in excellence - VII

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Prats : Ek dost,kitna chatur kitna pyara
Lounge : Ek dost,kitna chatur kitna pyara
Prats: Lounge ko kitna entertain karta hai
Lounge : Lounge ko kitna entertain karta hai
Prats : Har adah har angle se, Stephen !
Lounge : Har adah har angle se, Stephen
Prats : StepMan ka Judwa bhai lagta hai..
Lounge :StepMan ka Judwa bhai lagta hai..

Prats : This style of poetry is called "comparison for excellence" and is written for comparing a 'heart throb' with a 'super hero'.Invented in WL and made famous by student of some Balan guy.

Lounge: *Takes notes. Nod their heads & Look on with admiration*

Lessons in Excellence VI

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Prats: Subah se na ek kandha bika hai, na bika hai adha aloo.
Lounge: Subah se na ek kandha bika hai, Na bika hai adha aloo
Prats:Stephen bada chatur singh hai, Na samajhna usko lalloo.
Lounge Stephen bada chatur singh hai, Na samajhna usko lalloo..
Prats: Har ladki ki ankhon ka tara hai,rooh ka rooh-afza hai
Lounge: Har ladki ki ankhon ka tara hai,rooh ka rooh afza hai
Prats: Lounge ki jaan stephen, kitna achcha woh likhta hai
Lounge: Lounge ki jaan stephen, kitna achcha woh likhta hai
Prats: Baas ek buri aadat hai,
Lounge: Baas ek buri aadat hai,
Prats: Hafte mein woh sirf ek baar hi nahata hai.
Lounge: Hafte mein woh sirf ek baar hi nahata hai.


Prats: This style of poetry is called "let them know" poetry. It is used to motivate and "sudharofy" subjects on whom the poem is written. By putting things across in a subtle way and demanding a change of behavior. Helping the person on whom the poem is written improve. Invented in WL and made famous by student of some Balan guy.

Lounge: *Takes notes. Nod their heads & Look on with admiration*

Lessons in Excellence - V

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Prats: Ste tere aage hain saare fail
Lounge: Ste tere aage hain saare fail
Prats: Tu hi toh mera navratan tel
Lounge: Tu hi toh mera navratan tel
Prats: Mere dil ka sukoon, mera shehzaada
Lounge: Mere dil ka sukoon, mera shehzaada
Prats: Tu hi toh hain mere rooh ka rooh afza
Lounge: Tu hi toh hain mere rooh ka rooh afza
Prats: This style of poetry is called “Comparison for beautification” style. Here you compare the subject of your affection with materialistic objects. The person in question should have all the qualities of the items with which the comparison is made. This style was invented in mallu land and made famous by some Balan guy.
Lounge: *Takes notes. Nod their heads & Look on with admiration*

Lessons in Excellence - IV

Prats: Twinkle twinkle little star...
Lounge: Twinkle twinkle little star....
Prats: Ste ko de do thoda sa pyaar...
Lounge: Ste ko de do thoda sa pyaar...
Prats: Ek do teen chaar...
Lounge: Ek do teen chaar...
Prats: Sirf pyaar, No atyachaar...
Lounge: No pyaar, Sirf atyachaar...
Prats: This style of poetry is called "generosity evoking" poetry. It is used to highlight the plight of the subject and request people to show some mercy on whom the poetry is written. The change that you people made in the last line was beautiful and is a variant of this genre. Invented in mallu land and made famous by some Balan guy.
Lounge: *Takes notes. Nod their heads & look on with admiration*

Lessons in Excellence - III

Pre-script: Inspired from Lessons in Excellence - II

Prats: Jab tak rahega samose mein aaloo,
Lounge: Tab tak rahega leg pulling chaloo.
Prats: Jab tak hai hathoon mein hath,
Lounge : Tab tak lagayenge Ste ka watt !!

Prats: very good..very good! Now rhyme this...

Prats: 'Tu tu tu… tu tu tara…'
Lounge: Chota Ste hai bohot pyara :)
Prats: Mere dil mein phir se ek khayal aya
Lounge: Kya Ste ne aaj phir nahi nahaya???


Prats: This style of poetry is called " Jobless style " poetry.Made famous by a student of some Balan guy.

Lounge: *Takes notes. Nod their heads & Look on with admiration*

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Lessons in Excellence - II

* Lessons in Excellence - I

Prats: Kabhi kabhi mere dil main hain yeh khayaal aata...

Lounge: Kabhi kabhi mere dil main hain yeh khayaal aata...

Prats: Kya accha na hota agar Ste hafte main do baar nahaata...

Lounge: Kya accha na hota agar Ste hafte main do baar nahaata...

Prats: This style of poetry is called "let them know" poetry. It is used to motivate and "sudharofy" subjects on whom the poem is written. By putting things across in a subtle way and demanding a change of behavior. Helping the person on whom the poem is written improve. Invented in mallu land and made famous by some Balan guy.

Lounge: *Takes notes. Nod their heads & Look on with admiration*

Lessons in excellence

Prats: One Two Three...
Lounge: One Two Three...
Prats: Look at that Tree...
Lounge: Look at that Tree...
Prats: Four Five Six...
Lounge: Four Five Six...
Prats: Let's take Pix...
Lounge: Let's take Pix...
Prats: This style of poetry is called "April fools special rhyming". Invented in Mallu land. Made famous by some Balan guy.
Lounge: *Takes notes. Nod their heads & Look on with admiration*

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