April 5, 2009

Campus placements X

Sandeep: The hygiene incharge!! Me??
Mr. Bhatia: Congrats Sandeep! Congrats! You deserve it!
Neha : Congrats Sandeep *chuckles*
*Suddenly, the HR walks in*
HR: Sorry Sir, What on earth is happening here?
Mr. Bhatia: Nothing. We just promoted Sandeep to become the hygiene incharge.
HR: You can't do that Sir. He does not have a valid degree. We need an MBA for that role. And that too, an MBA in pharma!
Mr. Bhatia: Oh!
HR: And its a violation of our contract with him as well.
Mr. Bhatia: We desperately need a hygiene incharge. Where will be get an MBA(pharma) from??
Sandeep: Sir, right here! Our Neha is an MBA in pharma sir. Molecules have been her first love. She even did a project on "Chemical reactions in a closet and the role of molecules" for her summers with our competitor "Get Set...Let Go" lavoratories, Sir.
Mr. Bhatia: *Looks at Neha with admiration* Now you will be handling two roles.
HR: We are adding Rs. 101 to your CTC rightaway.
Neha: *Tears of joy*

6 comments:

  1. nice continuation again... it aint mh anymore ..... its Mega Humour , with combo of all the posts down here,

    well written, hard work, promotion and recesion and an mba tooo... anything can happen :P :D

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  2. i must say...microhumor has now become a class apart.. rofl!! very intelligent humor truly..

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  3. oh sorry sandeep and hey neha good luck for ur new job yar

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  4. "Chemical reactions in a closet and the role of molecules" for her summers with our competitor "Get Set...Let Go" lavoratories "

    he he....mast naam hae.....

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  5. 101 rupeess....heheheh
    sum shagun or what???

    :D

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