Campus Placements XI

Pre-script: In continuation of this post.
The next week at Dr. Ready's Lavoratories.

Neha: A real degree and a GPA of 4.. lands me nose deep in work. Handling 2 jobs. And look at Sandeep! Na degree, na tension, na kuch. Serve coffee, make money, enjoy life! Aah.. think of the devil and he arrives. Look at him, smiling! Kya hua? Itna khush kyun hai tu? Promotion to mera hua hai.

Sandeep: Neha... oh Neha... kya bataoon mujhe kya hua hai! Main thehra raha zameen chalne lagi... kya yeh mera pehla pehla pyar hai...

Neha: Haan... yeh tera pehla pyaar hai... is hafte ka... aaj monday hai na!

Sandeep: Pehla pehla pyaar hai... pehli pehli baar hai...

Neha: Okay, okay... but who's it? Kiski shaamat aayi hai is baar?

Sandeep: Shaamat? Shaamat nahi bey, kismat bol kismat! Kismat chamki hai jo mera dil aa gaya hai... teri assistant Sakhu pe!

Neha: Haan? Sakhubai? Really? Yeh kaise hua? Kab hua?

Sandeep: Saturday ki baat hai. Main yahan table saaf kar raha thha. Kisi ki matakti kamar ne meri nazaron ko apni taraf kheencha. Maine kaha "Ae Masakali Masakali, uff Matakali Matakali..." Aur usne meri taraf mudkar dekha. Uff woh aankhen, woh adaayen! Phir jhaadu dikhaakar bola "Melya..." Main to wahin fida ho gaya! Neha, bas mere liye ek aur favor kar de Neha.. tu meri sachchi dost hai na? Neha... main tujhse request kar raha hoon... meri love story bana de yaara, Sakhu ke saath meri love story bana de!"

Neha: (is too dazed to react) ...

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(PS: Melya: One of the words used for swearing in Marathi)