Showing posts with label BV. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BV. Show all posts

February 16, 2009

10 Reasons Y I Can Never Get 6 Pack Abs!!


Ya U heard it right.Below are some reasons Y a normal guy like me can never have the much overrated 6 pack Abs.

1> First and foremost doing Cardio exercises is such a pain,prefer weight lifting any day.

2>Being a big time Sleepomaniac can not sacrifice on 11 hrs of sleep in any case what so ever.

3>Never been for a morning jog in my legendary 21 yrs of life,although for the last 4 yrs i have been always setting up alarm for 6:30 am with a hope that may be someday...

4>This one is my favorite:Chocolates,just can't get rid of them.Chocolates before and after every meal is just so compulsory.

5> No specific diet,I Eat anything and everything that comes my way.

6>College Mess,i guess that says it all.

7>Grandparents:"Kinna Lissa ho gaya hai munda sadda,Khaya piya kar" followed by a full-on punjabi dose of Makhanwala Parathas!!

8>I find my gym instructor Gay,so whenever an exercise involves "support" i avoid 1....only if u know what i mean! :P

9>'Khao Piyo Ash Karo' foundation ka I am an active member and thus i have to very much abide by the rules.

10>Last but not the least for 100 other such reasons...ok i know this one's the most stupid but in any case i had to complete 10 reasons so...!

So ladies I hope this has been an enlightening session and hence before demanding your guy for a 6 pack Abs please think about the sacrifices involved.

Live and Let Live!! :P

January 1, 2009

New Year's Resolution...What d Heck???


Heylooo!!!
1st Jan : The most overrated day of the year!!
I was blog reading lately and everywhere what i found was new year wishes and their resolutions for the coming year.
Although i never had any new year resolutions before (as if people seriously follow it!!) but this time round i thought its high time i should have one.
So there i started thinkin of my new year plans....

1>Attend College regularly
2>Gyming Everyday
3>Avoid Being Stupid
4>Respect College Faculty provided this is the last sem
5>Stop wasting 2 hrs in getting ready
6>Early to bed,Early to rise
7>No more junk food!!
8>Chocolates after every meal has to stop
9>Studying atleast 6 hrs before exam
10>Stop watching shitty movies
11>Logon ki tang kichna bandh!!

Finally after all this scribbling i managed to get onto one single resolution that i know won't be hard for me to follow:

Sleep till you are Hungry,Eat till you are Sleepy!!

With this thought i wish you all a very HaPpY NeW YeAr....Hope you all have a kicka$$ year ahead ...cheers!! :)