February 16, 2009
10 Reasons Y I Can Never Get 6 Pack Abs!!
Ya U heard it right.Below are some reasons Y a normal guy like me can never have the much overrated 6 pack Abs.
1> First and foremost doing Cardio exercises is such a pain,prefer weight lifting any day.
2>Being a big time Sleepomaniac can not sacrifice on 11 hrs of sleep in any case what so ever.
3>Never been for a morning jog in my legendary 21 yrs of life,although for the last 4 yrs i have been always setting up alarm for 6:30 am with a hope that may be someday...
4>This one is my favorite:Chocolates,just can't get rid of them.Chocolates before and after every meal is just so compulsory.
5> No specific diet,I Eat anything and everything that comes my way.
6>College Mess,i guess that says it all.
7>Grandparents:"Kinna Lissa ho gaya hai munda sadda,Khaya piya kar" followed by a full-on punjabi dose of Makhanwala Parathas!!
8>I find my gym instructor Gay,so whenever an exercise involves "support" i avoid 1....only if u know what i mean! :P
9>'Khao Piyo Ash Karo' foundation ka I am an active member and thus i have to very much abide by the rules.
10>Last but not the least for 100 other such reasons...ok i know this one's the most stupid but in any case i had to complete 10 reasons so...!
So ladies I hope this has been an enlightening session and hence before demanding your guy for a 6 pack Abs please think about the sacrifices involved.
Live and Let Live!! :P