News Coverage - Birthday@Lounge

# Mumbai Times contacted Ste for a tete-a-tete seesion. They wanted to interview him and share some insights on what went behind the creation of this masterpiece and his thoughts on his fellow bloggers. Little did they know of what lay ahead ;-P. Read on!!

Reporter: Hi Sir. This is Sachin from Mumbai Times.
Ste: Aila! Sachin. Sachin Tendulkar or Sachin Waghmare?? Ha ha ha. Call me Ste.
Reporter: Sachin Marathe Sir. Oops, sorry...Ste.
Ste: Suber! Yey yey yey!
Reporter: Ste! Everything fine?
Ste: Ya ya! Just celebrating. It's lounge's birthday today.
*Springs up and does a pelvic thrust. Reporter is visibly amused and impressed at the same time to see this man's dedication and involvement*
Reporter: So how has the last year been with all fellow loungers?
Ste: Terrific. When I first started having fun with Arjun....
Reporter: Arjun from Bangalore?
Ste: No re! Arjun from the Mahabharata. The great archer. He is a fellow lounger and gives archery tips. Its an honour to have him here with us. A very good friend of mine. The oldest here.
*Reporter looks around to check if Ste has been consuming liquor and is out of his senses*
Ste: And yaa...what are we without Sandeep...he is one who starts off the mayhem...
Reporter: Sandeep Balan....yaa, I know.
Ste: Idiot!! Sandeep Patil. The batsman. I often meet him and bowl him out with my yorkers. And then I thrash him all around the park. And he starts crying on the lounge and starts the mayhem.
*Reporter looks at Ste in a state of shock*
Ste: And Pratibha is really the queen...
Reporter: Pratibha Sofat right?
Ste: Idiot! Pratibha Patil. Queen of our country. She is a good friend of mine and a fellow lounger.
*Reporter on the verge of a breakdown*
Ste: And have I told you about Christopher?
Reporter: Christopher Poshin David?
Ste: OMG!! No you moron! Christopher Columbus. He discovered America and on the way back discovered Writers Lounge as well. He has been with us ever since.
*Reporter collapses*
Ste: Oops. Was he not briefed about my contacts and the lounge? Aiyo! Kadavulle!!
*Ste's secretary walks in, glances at the reporter lying unconcious besides, and looks back at Ste*
Secretary: Sir. Your routine check up with Navjeevan Psychiatric Counselling Center has been fixed for 11 am tomorrow. Thanks.