June 20, 2009

Lets write a story

Haven't we all become so serious lately ?? Hell YES !! see i ma no good at writing humor posts like Arjun, Sandeep or Vitruvian Boy ( sorry if i missed any other humor blogger here ) .. but we can all try to create some mess here ?? ok .. lets play this game .. lets write a story .. all of us .. together .. each person gets to write just 2 lines .. make it as crazy you want .. lets see where it leads .. i will post the whole story from the comments in 24 hrs :D .. you can comment as many times but not next to your lines ! I start with :


It was sweating hot outside but he still wanted to wear his jacket. He too was feeling hot but .....



(go on frnz... unleash your wicked ideas )

24 comments:

  1. He too was feeling hot but.....

    he realised that a beggar with a torn jacket earned more coins than a beggar exposing his bare ( actually, well built) body. He turned right to his 'beggar colleague' and enquired- " Where is your jacket mister?" ........

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  2. The other begger looked at him arrogantly and replied "I have given my jacket to my son to play with. A dirty jacket looks authentic you see"

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  4. "Oh no, he is not that spiritual. He prefers hitting the roads," replied the other one. "Where do we go today?" asked the first one.

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  5. "There's fresh bisi bele bath getting ready at my usual friday temple." replied the the second one. "What's up for lunch buddy?" the first one enquired.

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  6. Depends on what I earn ... Want to have a burger at MacD from long time ...

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  7. You need to sow so as to reap buddy! Flaunting your Sanjay Singhania body won't help you...wear an attractive attire man!

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  8. Just then, a tall man walked in , passed 20 bucks each and announced- " I want the best among u to act in a 'body soap' commercial." ...

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  9. the tall man said that they will be interviewed for the job . The two beggars were excited

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  10. Two beggars started off with an argument- " i have a better body."
    The tall man said in disgust- "You decide who among u. Only one."

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  12. Fragrance of a beautiful girl distracted their hungry stomach..

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  13. and they decided to ask the girl who was better looking among them.

    "Excuse me lady" said one begger

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  14. the gal looked at them....thoroughly....just like any other guy would x-ray a gal in micro-minis.

    "i like the one in the Calvin Klein briefs", she muttered

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  15. "What if I say that brief is second hand"- the dejcected beggar smirked.

    "So what I used a washing machine to double clean it"

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  16. 'nay he's just jealous. Am a respected beggar. Got some standard. And sumbody mentioned McD. lets go. You can interview me there.', grinning the beggar pranced happily about.

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  17. "No way, I am not goin to McD with you. Come to this address at evening"

    The tall man handed him a card and left!

    "There goes my burger from McD" Sighed the beggar

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  18. Then suddenly he stopped! he turned towards her, looked at her eyes and pondered over what she said.

    'come to this address in the evening'

    his face turned into a grin and winked at her and looked forward for the evening

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  19. After the girl left...he threw a glance at the visiting card, it said Indian Institute of Psychological Disorder.

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  20. he was more surprised than shocked!!!

    'today's gal....they just need a place.IIPT?? what the heck?' he mused.

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  21. He was Furious but then he had fallen for her!

    He decided to check out that place assuming the venue's real purpose has nothing to do with the zuzamen...

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  22. Meanwhile he started thinking something else!!

    Finally he gave up and asked the dog lying nearby, " Hey what should I wear? The over sized red shirt or the faded blue t shirt one?!

    The dog gave him one deadly look, clearly indicating its irritation over the disturbance in its sleep!!

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  23. "I have at last got a gal" , he thought..
    "Who gives a damn abt the venue??"

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  24. He was wondering..coz after all, d place mattered a lot ;)..

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