Haven't we all become so serious lately ?? Hell YES !! see i ma no good at writing humor posts like Arjun, Sandeep or Vitruvian Boy ( sorry if i missed any other humor blogger here ) .. but we can all try to create some mess here ?? ok .. lets play this game .. lets write a story .. all of us .. together .. each person gets to write just 2 lines .. make it as crazy you want .. lets see where it leads .. i will post the whole story from the comments in 24 hrs :D .. you can comment as many times but not next to your lines ! I start with :
It was sweating hot outside but he still wanted to wear his jacket. He too was feeling hot but .....
(go on frnz... unleash your wicked ideas )
He too was feeling hot but.....
ReplyDeletehe realised that a beggar with a torn jacket earned more coins than a beggar exposing his bare ( actually, well built) body. He turned right to his 'beggar colleague' and enquired- " Where is your jacket mister?" ........
The other begger looked at him arrogantly and replied "I have given my jacket to my son to play with. A dirty jacket looks authentic you see"
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ReplyDelete"Oh no, he is not that spiritual. He prefers hitting the roads," replied the other one. "Where do we go today?" asked the first one.
ReplyDelete"There's fresh bisi bele bath getting ready at my usual friday temple." replied the the second one. "What's up for lunch buddy?" the first one enquired.
ReplyDeleteDepends on what I earn ... Want to have a burger at MacD from long time ...
ReplyDeleteYou need to sow so as to reap buddy! Flaunting your Sanjay Singhania body won't help you...wear an attractive attire man!
ReplyDeleteJust then, a tall man walked in , passed 20 bucks each and announced- " I want the best among u to act in a 'body soap' commercial." ...
ReplyDeletethe tall man said that they will be interviewed for the job . The two beggars were excited
ReplyDeleteTwo beggars started off with an argument- " i have a better body."
ReplyDeleteThe tall man said in disgust- "You decide who among u. Only one."
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ReplyDeleteFragrance of a beautiful girl distracted their hungry stomach..
ReplyDeleteand they decided to ask the girl who was better looking among them.
ReplyDelete"Excuse me lady" said one begger
the gal looked at them....thoroughly....just like any other guy would x-ray a gal in micro-minis.
ReplyDelete"i like the one in the Calvin Klein briefs", she muttered
"What if I say that brief is second hand"- the dejcected beggar smirked.
ReplyDelete"So what I used a washing machine to double clean it"
'nay he's just jealous. Am a respected beggar. Got some standard. And sumbody mentioned McD. lets go. You can interview me there.', grinning the beggar pranced happily about.
ReplyDelete"No way, I am not goin to McD with you. Come to this address at evening"
ReplyDeleteThe tall man handed him a card and left!
"There goes my burger from McD" Sighed the beggar
Then suddenly he stopped! he turned towards her, looked at her eyes and pondered over what she said.
ReplyDelete'come to this address in the evening'
his face turned into a grin and winked at her and looked forward for the evening
After the girl left...he threw a glance at the visiting card, it said Indian Institute of Psychological Disorder.
ReplyDeletehe was more surprised than shocked!!!
ReplyDelete'today's gal....they just need a place.IIPT?? what the heck?' he mused.
He was Furious but then he had fallen for her!
ReplyDeleteHe decided to check out that place assuming the venue's real purpose has nothing to do with the zuzamen...
Meanwhile he started thinking something else!!
ReplyDeleteFinally he gave up and asked the dog lying nearby, " Hey what should I wear? The over sized red shirt or the faded blue t shirt one?!
The dog gave him one deadly look, clearly indicating its irritation over the disturbance in its sleep!!
"I have at last got a gal" , he thought..
ReplyDelete"Who gives a damn abt the venue??"
He was wondering..coz after all, d place mattered a lot ;)..
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