June 21, 2009

BLAME it on the NAME




Pre-script: [On a fine night in a pub, Me and Gulabo. While i had a few glasses of Martini, Gulabo was on her second glass of Frooti-on-the-rocks. When we both were a bit tipsy, this conversation started]

Me- Hey Rose, tell me something!!! Who gave you the name Rose???

Rose- What do you mean to say? Why can't i be named Rose? After all, a rose by any other name will still be a rose!

Me- I mean....why Rose??? Why not, say Sunflower??? Or even Hibiscus??

Rose- Err....dunno! I like the name Rose....I love flowers......infact any name related to flowers. Hmmm.......find an alternate name for me.....mind you, should be related to flowers!

[the bartender serving us.....eyed her profusely. He bent forward....towards her....and asked sincerely]

Bartender- "Cauliflower chalega?????"


P.S| sorry...gulabo....lol....wanted to write something. Aur teri yaad bhi aa rahi thi....lol.
Next time Penguin ki baari hai......

22 comments:

  1. @ dr. kumar
    dunno hw it came to my mind 2day....lol...should have written it before

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  2. @ thoorika
    woh madam online aa gayi na....toh maera the end ho jayega....lol

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  3. Lol...

    Bechari Gulabo...
    Next one is penguin? Mummyyyyyyyyyyy!

    KYU!! :P

    Take care!

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  4. @ artz....
    penguin ji....daro mat...aap toh ek nanhi si jaan hai.....hai na???

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  5. @ gulabo
    kuch toh bolo...chup chap rehti ho toh aur darr lagta hai...upar se frooti v nahi piya aaj

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  6. illiterate bartender !! itna bhi nahi pata cauliflower ek vegetable hai !!

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  7. @ pratsie
    aajkal ke bartenders...hadh ho jati hai!!!...lol

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  8. lol... did that bartender ever go to school?? learn that cauliflower is not a flower!
    Well written...

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  9. @ roshwrites
    dunno about the bartender...lol...was with gulabo yu see

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  10. @ princess nuchu
    hehe....rose wil be mad

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  11. @ Bard
    aaah......ab samaj mein aa gaya...thanx

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