BLAME it on the NAME

Pre-script: [On a fine night in a pub, Me and Gulabo. While i had a few glasses of Martini, Gulabo was on her second glass of Frooti-on-the-rocks. When we both were a bit tipsy, this conversation started]

Me- Hey Rose, tell me something!!! Who gave you the name Rose???

Rose- What do you mean to say? Why can't i be named Rose? After all, a rose by any other name will still be a rose!

Me- I mean....why Rose??? Why not, say Sunflower??? Or even Hibiscus??

Rose- Err....dunno! I like the name Rose....I love flowers......infact any name related to flowers. Hmmm.......find an alternate name for me.....mind you, should be related to flowers!

[the bartender serving us.....eyed her profusely. He bent forward....towards her....and asked sincerely]

Bartender- "Cauliflower chalega?????"


P.S| sorry...gulabo....lol....wanted to write something. Aur teri yaad bhi aa rahi thi....lol.
Next time Penguin ki baari hai......