A Few More Limericks

This is the continuation of my previous post.

Writing a Limerick

A man attempted to write a limerick.

He was from the town Glotolic;

He was doing fine,

Until the fourth line.
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The Contest

There was a fibbing contest.

The winner was the one who fibbed the best.

Many a people said many a lie,

But I honestly said, "I've never said a lie."

And I won the fibbing contest.