April 21, 2009

The Genius!

# Campus interview paper of Ste Gonzalves, a final year computer science student. Shared with the author of this post by the company for global welfare

DETAILS

Name: Ste

Age: 21 years

College: PK Tunn College of Engg, High lands, Mastiwadi

Branch: Computer Science

GENERAL SECTION

Tell us something about yourself: I am a boy

Hobbies: Playing high-high with friends every night

Strengths: Chest: 42, Bisceps: 21, Weight: 80, Build: Athletic

Weaknesses: Girls

Why do you want to join us? Obviously because you can't join me

Why should we select you? Because I am the bestestest

Any location preferences? Continental, Mexican, Chinese

Are morals more important to you or work? Food

APTITUDE TEST

Q) How many bits make a nibble?

Ans) Very good

Q) What was the name of the first microprocessor?

Ans) Hats off!!

Q) Software for the best mind in the world - is the catchline of?

Ans) Well done

Q) Who confounded Apple Inc. with Steve Jobs?

Ans) Keep it up

Q) In which research lab programming language C was developed?

Ans) You win...I lose!!

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## I blaaaaag at www.yembeeyae.blogspot.com

13 comments:

  1. woaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!


    i am still laughing!!

    you win -i lose!!

    :) bindaas ..mast.. phodu..dhaansu... kamaal..dhamaal..patakha..:)


    -desi comment from The Pink Orchid..
    :P

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  2. Hahahhaa.... mast hain ekdam!! I just laughed - at this hour, in this office!!!

    You win...I lose!!

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  3. Hahah! I am still laughing! Bechara Ste... A giant hug to Ste from my side (((Hugzzz)))

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  4. LOL! That was so funny!

    Did you get the job? :P

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  5. hahahahahaha
    vah yaar kya fadu interview hai

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  6. i didnt know ste gonzalves was this dumb

    ROFL

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  7. hahhahhaha bechara ste


    sandeep ur the best :D

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  8. LOL :p

    Why do you want to join us? Obviously because you can't join me was the brilliant answer :) rest everything LMAO :D :D :D

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  9. @Mrs R

    ste got the job .....yup in idea cellulars :D

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  10. *eyes pop out!*

    HAWWW!! SOLITARY WRITER!!!

    *offended*

    I AM MS. NOT MRS.

    *hmpf!*

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