# Campus interview paper of Ste Gonzalves, a final year computer science student. Shared with the author of this post by the company for global welfare
DETAILS
Name: Ste
Age: 21 years
College: PK Tunn College of Engg, High lands, Mastiwadi
Branch: Computer Science
GENERAL SECTION
Tell us something about yourself: I am a boy
Hobbies: Playing high-high with friends every night
Strengths: Chest: 42, Bisceps: 21, Weight: 80, Build: Athletic
Weaknesses: Girls
Why do you want to join us? Obviously because you can't join me
Why should we select you? Because I am the bestestest
Any location preferences? Continental, Mexican, Chinese
Are morals more important to you or work? Food
APTITUDE TEST
Q) How many bits make a nibble?
Ans) Very good
Q) What was the name of the first microprocessor?
Ans) Hats off!!
Q) Software for the best mind in the world - is the catchline of?
Ans) Well done
Q) Who confounded Apple Inc. with Steve Jobs?
Ans) Keep it up
Q) In which research lab programming language C was developed?
Ans) You win...I lose!!
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ReplyDeletei am still laughing!!
you win -i lose!!
:) bindaas ..mast.. phodu..dhaansu... kamaal..dhamaal..patakha..:)
-desi comment from The Pink Orchid..
:P
Hahahhaa.... mast hain ekdam!! I just laughed - at this hour, in this office!!!
ReplyDeleteYou win...I lose!!
Hahah! I am still laughing! Bechara Ste... A giant hug to Ste from my side (((Hugzzz)))
ReplyDelete:D brilliantly humorous...
ReplyDeleteLOL! That was so funny!
ReplyDeleteDid you get the job? :P
hahahahahaha
ReplyDeletevah yaar kya fadu interview hai
i didnt know ste gonzalves was this dumb
ReplyDeleteROFL
hahhahhaha bechara ste
ReplyDeletesandeep ur the best :D
LOL :p
ReplyDeleteWhy do you want to join us? Obviously because you can't join me was the brilliant answer :) rest everything LMAO :D :D :D
@Mrs R
ReplyDeleteste got the job .....yup in idea cellulars :D
*eyes pop out!*
ReplyDeleteHAWWW!! SOLITARY WRITER!!!
*offended*
I AM MS. NOT MRS.
*hmpf!*
oh is it
ReplyDeletesorry then
no offence!
:O
ReplyDelete:P
:D
he he....lol
good one... :D