Ste: My aggregate comes down to 92%, Sir!
Ste: I am the university topper. The second topper has only 75%!
Interviewer: Wow! Really commendable.
Ste: I have got 100/100 in data structures. Its a university record.
Interviewer: We were looking for someone like you.
Ste: Thank you Sir. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Interviewer: Why are you laughing?
Ste: April Fool. April Fool. April Fool.
Interviewer: Get out!
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