March 10, 2009

The Kiss - A new twist!!

After all the philosophical overdoses, I am back to tickling that funny bone of yours. Priyanka was about to award me a doctorate for one more post of the philosophical genre. I am not yet ready for a doctorate, hence picked up “The Kiss” yet again, re-read it, racked my brains for a new twist and whoa…penned one. Hope you enjoy this new twist to this amazing chain series.

## To know about the origins of “The Kiss” Chain Series Click here
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Original post by "The Lover":

The Kiss

Her : I'm sorry. Forget what happened. That will be best for us.
Me : Do you think that just a sorry will make everything go away?
Her : Well, all I can do is apologise for that night. Just forget what happened.
Me : What about the kiss?
Her : It didn't mean anything.
Me : A Kiss Always Means Something...What did it mean?

Asbah's take on the same and her twist:

The Kiss (Her Side of the story)

Him : I'm sorry. Forget what happened. That will be best for us.
Me : Do you think that just a sorry will make everything go away?
Him : Well, all I can do is apologise for that night. Just forget what happened.
Me : What about the kiss?
Him : It didn't mean anything.
Me : A Kiss Always Means Something...
Him: Sometimes few things have no meanings. Nothing, I'm sorry. I'm not for you, trust me.
Me: Smiles.Him: thankyou! thankyou for understanding.
Me: Smiles again.
Him: Goodbye!
*a gun shoot, sound of a bullet piercing in the skin, smell of something burning, the red color over the carpet and the floor.*
Me: Smiles. when I kissed you I told you one thing; if I wont be yours sweetheart, remember you wont be anyone else's.

Sandeep's version of the continuation:

Continued from above.........

I dashed out of his house and walked towards my car fuming and cursing myself for trusting a cheat. My tears seemed to have dried up. Probably he was not worthy enough to deserve them. I had no feeling of remorse within. No sooner had i reached my car that i noticed a bouquet of blue roses, which were my favorite, kept atop it. I was clueless about what this meant. With trembling hands i reached out for the letter tucked in between the flowers.

"Love....Happy April fool's day!
My dumbhead...
how could i ever afford to let you walk away just like that....
You sealed our love with that kiss.
It meant the world to me.
I love you."

I stood there dumbfounded. My throat went dry all of a sudden. My legs seemed to give away. I gathered myself and rushed to his house. He lay there in a pool of blood.

Me: Ohh...What have i done? Ohhh god!!
Him: ..............
Me: Am so sorry dear...am so sorry...Please keep your eyes open...Stay awake...Please..Oh God!Him: ..............
Me: Here....take this gun and shoot me. I dont deserve to live. Not without you. Please.
Him: ..............
Me: Please say something...Please...I wont be able to forgive myself ever.
Him: ..............
Me: Shoot me....Kill me....Curse me....Please.......Say something....Ohhhh Godddd...
Him: ......A....KKKK.....KKiss.......Always......mmmm.....means sss.......somethinggg..................aaaaahhhhhhhhh........ ........... ...... .... .. . . . . . . . . .

Ste's take on the Kiss:

Continued from above.........

I shrieked and screamed.I called for help,but I could not see anyone in sight.The place was dark.I was scared and afraid.My throat went dry of a sudden and my voice went low. I was scared.
Me:Why did I kiss you dear?
Him: ...........
Me:Am so sorry dear...am so sorry....Please keep your eyes open....Oh god please help me....
Him: ..........
Me: Dear, please say something.
Him:....I....stilllll ....love....you..
Me: Oh god! please save him.
Him:..I .... want to kkk......kiss you.....
Me: oh dear, lets go to the hospital..
Him: I...
Me: yes ...I....
Him: .....I...
Me: yeah go on....
Him:..... I stilllllll .....looo.....love...youuuuu....
Me: dear,lets go to the hospital..
Him: ...I waaannnt ttt tooo live.....wiiith yyou...aaah
Me: Oh God!!.... please help.
Him: kkkk kissss mmmm .....mee...aaaaahhh.
Me:dear....
Him: pppp pleease....aaah.
Me: dear....shoot meee....curse mee......i dont want to live a life without you.All started with that kiss.... Why did I kiss you??Him:......A....KKKK.....KKiss.......Always......mmmm.....means sss.......somethinggg..................aaaaahhhhhhhhh........ ........... ...... .... .. . . . . . . . . .pleasseee kkk ...kiss ....mmm meee.
Me: * kisses him*
Him: .... aaahhhh.......lllloveeee youuu...aaah....remem..bemmbbr meeee.....
Me:......
Him:....A....KKKK.....KKiss.......Always......mmmm.....meanssss.......somethinggg..................aaaaahhhhhhhhh........ ........
(And he closes his eyes.)
Me: cries...

Sandeep's new twist:

Continued from above.........

(And he closes his eyes)

Me: cries….

“CUT!”

*The whole unit breaks into loud applauds*

Me: Was the shot fine sir?

Director: Well almost! You have to learn to keep it a tad low Sukanya.

Me: I will try my level best Sir.

Director: You better learn fast. This industry does not care for slow learners.

Me: I will Sir. I will.

Director: I only took you in because you were the real life girlfriend of my hero Stephen Kapoor as well.

Me: I know Sir. I appreciate your kindness. You are my mentor. I can’t thank you enough for giving me this chance.

Director: But you have so much to learn from your boyfriend Stephen Kapoor. Look at the way he fell after you shot him.

Me: He was a born actor Sir.

Director: Was?? He still is. What improvisations!! What acting!! What a talent your Stephen Kapoor is!! I seriously liked the last portion where he requested you for that last kiss. It wasn’t a part of the original script, yet I couldn’t get myself to call it a day seeing the chemistry.

Me: It was not acting Sir. He really meant it.

Director: And hey, someone bring a chair for my superstar Stephen Kapoor. Can’t you all see he is too tired to stand up after that brilliant shot?

*Crew runs around to get a chair for Stephen Kapoor*

Director: Coming back to your acting Sukanya. The tears you shed when he passed away looked so natural. And I made sure that I don’t miss a single tear. I captured it all. I am sure this will be a lesson to all on how to capture an emotional scene.

Me: It was not acting Sir. Those tears were real.

Director: What?

Me: Stephen Kapoor is dead. I replaced the fake gun which was handed over to me with my real gun. Stephen was cheating on me. Yesterday night while kissing me, he called me Padmini. That kiss gave him away. Had i not kissed him yesterday, things would have been different. He was having an affair with the item girl Polyster Padmini. He did not deserve a life after ruining mine. I am pregnant with his child. Our child does not deserve a cheating father like him. I was surprised that Stephen did not call for help after being shot. I could see that in his eyes that he was sorry for what he did to me. I think that’s why he requested me for that last kiss. A kiss always means something!

Director: Kadavulle!! (Oh My God)

Me: Breaks down into tears and collapses on the ground.

## Who next?? ;-)

13 comments:

  1. kadavulle! exactly.. kahaan se lata hai itna dimaag sandeep? it was like wow! :)

    *bows*

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  2. ***OMG*** , what a twist, i thought all's well and ends well... but again a final twist... damn ste kapur...

    that was flawless continuation from the previous posts...damn good sandeo... acting school or not... you can for sure start a writing school... ;)

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  3. well well well

    thats like an acting sir

    now wonder sandeep sir.....ur students will excel in this stream and u will be in demand these days...if u have anyplan of selling ur brains then i am allset to buy it at an optimum cost..u see i cant afford so much money being a poor superhero unlike my ancestors who were rich.....

    i am impressed...kudos to ur writing skills and yes i am amazed that its a tamil director ...is it mani ratnam or shankar......and yeah poor sukanya...didnt she realized poor Ste's intention ....nw she is a single mom and wht will happen to her kid.....hey wait wait.....why is stepman here.....i will take care of her kid...but u knw wht i wanna meet this polyster padmini who ruined sukanya's life....muaahahahaha

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  4. and yeah sir ...please tell me more about your acting school

    these dumb guys here don't tell me ur address and i really want to join ur acting school sir....pls pls pls ....

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  5. yey yey...wowww twin!!!!
    mindblowing!!!

    oyeee..me writing next part...
    aur koi mat likhna plz :P
    main bas jaldi hi aayi!! ;)

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  6. Guess the doctorate in philosphy would have to be replaced with a doctorate in meaningless, raunchy, madras-style humor... what with Polyester Padmini and Sukanya and Stephen Kapoor!

    On a serious note though (dunno how Sandy will digest that): "A kiss always means something..."

    Does it? Really?

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  7. i wasnt in for such roller coaster ride here !! every hue of emotion, every dialogue, every situation.. it was all just brilliant !!!

    muuuaahs to all of you for such a series :)

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  8. the series is shapiny up in a really interesting way...

    you are really good at fiction sandeep

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  9. hahaha! awesome :D

    stephen kapoor deserved it :P


    Mona died in a similar write up! (http://weandwords.blogspot.com/2008/12/last-rain.html)

    Stephen did in yours :P

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  10. @ lover.. great line...A kiss always means something... loved it..

    @ sandeep, asbah and stephan... wow guys... u all have really stretched ur imagination to great extents... loved each and every twist... from where do u all get such ideas..?? brilliant stuff!!!!

    @ asbah... yeah i remember u killing 'Mona'.. how can i forget that!!... my name after all...lol...

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  11. wow..!! how in the damn earth i am so late to read this..!!

    lovely writing.... just too good..!!

    The end was... i thought would be funny.. with polyster padmini n all... but turned out to be.. kadavullee..!! ;)

    Now onto to the next parts which are already posted...!!

    Cheers..!!
    Arjun

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  12. hehe nice one.. lol so u r the one who started of with the new twist.

    mashee kollallo..

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