Mysterious GirLs- Part 2

link to mysterious girls part 1

5 questions you need to be very careful if your girl friend asks you, because if you get them wrong you would definitely have tough time pleasing your upset girl friend. Here you go…..

1. Do you love me?
Now the best answer to the question would be ‘YES’, it will be great if you can put it in a bit romantic way ‘Of course sweetheart’

Dare not answer:
• Say yes straight away if you pause even for a while you are gone
• Would it make you feel better if I say yes
• Can you define what exactly do you mean by “love”
• ‘does it matter’

2. What are you thinking about?
The ideal answer would me ‘was thinking about you sweetheart, how loving and caring you are, how beautiful you are, how much lucky I am that you came into my life'

Well I know the answer above will most of the time won’t bear any resemblance to true answer which will be
• Cricket
• Politics
• You look awful in this dress
• Oh wow that girl is really sexy
• Why I have to sit here and keep listening to your crap every time

3. Do I look fat?

The most apt answer would be “ofcourse not sweety” and then the most common response will be ‘don’t lie’ but stick to your initial answer if you want to save your day

Dare not answers
• Fat compared to whom
• Do you want me to tell truth?
• Yes but you still look beautiful
• Why you have to ask this question everyday (dare not say this even if she asks you at every hour)
• Oh sorry what did you say? I was thinking about something else

4. Do you think she is prettier than me?

In any circumstances the answer should be ‘of course not’ even if its Angelina Jolie walking on the ramp

Dare not answers
• Yes but you have a loving and caring heart
• She is not pretty but yes thinner than you
• Yes she is but you were more prettier the first time I met you
• Not prettier but hot and sexy
• Oh sorry what did you say? I was thinking about something else

5. What would you do if I died

What ever you answer you will have a follow up discussion for an hour

For example:
Girl :’will you have another girl friend’
Boy: ‘no sweetheart’
Girl: ‘why you don’t like having girl friend?’
Boy: ’ya I do but I love you’
Girl : ‘but after I am not there you should have another one’
Boy: ‘ok as you wish’

You would see her face shrink

Girl: ‘will you really have another girl in your life’
Boy : ‘you only suggested it I refused initially’
Girl : ‘but you were refusing just to keep my heart, weren’t you’
Boy: ‘no it’s not that’
Girl : ‘don’t lie’
Boy: ‘why on this earth we are discussing this, why at all you thinking of dying’
Girl : ‘don’t change the topic, see I always knew you were not happy with me’
Boy: ‘when did I say that?’ ……………………………….

And this continues for hours, it ends up you trying to please upset girl friend amazingly with no fault of yours

(P.S: have given many such dare not answers hope you guys learn from my mistakes lolzz)