January 7, 2009

Mysterious GirLs

Talking with girlfriends can be sometimes really tricky, because your girlfriend will always want that you should understand the implied meaning behind what ever they say..i still don't understand why cant they say it on our face itself instead of going round and round. from my experience with girls and some articles i have read i have observed nine such words which you should be very careful when your girlfriend use or for that matter any of your friend who's a girl use it have a look...
Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to reach her if shes waiting and you are late.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F*** YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to 3

(P.S: I am eager for the interesting replies from the girls especially :), i am sure all boys will agree on this ;) )


    Right in d centre of the BULLS EYE... :P

    on a serius note(dat wont change d fact dat its true!)...cool compilation..
    nicely though....

    But jack i wud need ur BACK when d women attack me now!!!!!

  2. hehehe ... ya ya ... I agree ... had a girlfriend for more than 11 years and finally got married to her ... I know how those things you wrote were implemented and I still feel the heat at times ...

    but mate, trust me, there are more than 90 such statements/words which you need to be careful about ...

    I just have a query on this:
    1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    When do you think that they ARE NOT RIGHT??? hehehe ... they are right and they will always be right!!

    Right ladies??? lol!!

  3. hehe.. I had read this in ur blog as well...
    I'll get back to u if and when i have doubts... U'll help me na...?? ;) jus kiddin...

    For now.. Be careful with the girls of this blog.. Look out for eggs, tomatoes... anything tats hurling ur way... :P


  4. hahaha arjun ...look out for tamatoes ,eggs lol

    very funny

    hey shud say that u got a good observation man.....waah wht a post....yes all boys wud agree on it.

    and yeah i can say that whteva and ok part was exctly correct ...if u ask me :p...haha

  5. @silent soul
    sure mate will try my best to save us both lolzz, i had posted this on my blog sometime back and had to face their heat :)

  6. @tan
    ha ha thats true women are always right..
    my girlfriend always says "I am always right, once i thought i was wrong, but that was the only time i was wrong" :)
    i belive you there must be even more thats why girls are mysterious :)

  7. @ arjun
    he he sure buddy, anytime
    Well as far as eggs and tomatoes, havent faced any as yet lets hope for the best.. well i guess you guys are there to back me up :)

    thanks hashan for your compliment :)

  8. @ ste
    thanks ste, well you bet each nine words i have written here i do experience it so often and each one is so true :)

  9. Im the first girl to comment here..And to be frank, most of them are true most of the time.

    For all men, if you havent figured it by now..Women are complicated, complex people. We think (errr...Maybe overthink) things. When things happen, most of the time we think of the worst. Maybe thats our instinct bcas we are the ones who will have to fix it or get it fixed.

    Of all this, would you have really studied if your mother wasnt behind you? Would the light bulb really get fixed if you wife didnt nag..? We do nag but its bcas you DONT do things on time!!!

  10. @rashi
    oh was waiting for a girl to comment,
    well i am pleased that you were frank enough :)
    well hmm may be we don think on time in some occasions but that doesnot mean we dont think at all :)
    well its subjective i guess
    other guys will surely have different opinion :)

    but still i respect girls in whatever complication they have, we boys are not that interesting must say :)

  11. Well this is the second lady commenting, and while I do use these words, they don't always have to have these meanings.

    A lady/ a girl/ a woman speaks as much with her face and eyes as she does with her mouth and her voice. So guys, a frank advice, do not always go with these observations, they might bomb with some babes!!!

    Btw, have I read this somewhere before?

  12. @akansha
    hmm well may be you are right, but there are always exception in an observation..:)
    well i had posted it in my blog a month back and i also publish my post on several other avenues so may be you might have come across


  13. i am hardly a writer but well an intense reader, visiting here for first time and wow i found my old friend whose writing i use to admire a lot, well guess most of you mite not be knowing he was the best writer of our college but for some reason he left writing but now hes back again, and this post caught my eyes because you had it in your previous blog...

    frankly most of it are true but as akansha rightly said, boys dont generalize it

  14. hey nice to see you, ya writting after a long time

    well to all girls , this written just for fun :), so dont take it personally he he, just enjoy

    you were right arjun waiting for eggs and tomatoes lolzz

  15. how many u got jack??

    Store them... I'm good at making omlettes ... ;)

  16. well enough to make omlette for both of us :), dont worry i am expecting more ;)

  17. You hit the nail right on the head - absolutely true!!! "Nothing" and "Fine" are so very true for me!

  18. i say all the boys should read it.. life for women would become so very easy.. you are revealing all our secrets thus simplifying the complexities .. so not done! we are called the complex beings and we are proud to be addresed like that.
    p.s. : but even i'd say generalising these observations could mean trouble sometimes..

  19. Well u guys are gonna need a lot more eggs... I know you've got 'huge' appetites and a good digestive system too!!! And yet, you never learn...

  20. @pink orchid
    Well i am simplifying it for us so that we can hope to understand you complex being :)
    but personally even i love you all being complex its even more fun, ya although sometimes annoying

  21. @bobbi
    well that are the two even experienced most by me

    its part and parcel i guess
    njoy :)

  22. @akansha
    well thats true
    i guess dont you think its difficult to learn when things are so complex
    but believe me we are trying our best :)

  23. Recieved a dozen of eggs at one go from Akansha..!!
    Thanks for ur contributions....

  24. Well, I just provided a sumptuous breakfast...

  25. You know what .. i agree to all of the above except @6. I say this word and i really mean its okay when i say so !! rest .. its just that we do try not to point out each and every mistake or unknowingly done wrong job but we can not hide it for long .. and so it comes out as some different reaction .. somethign like you mentioned :D !!

  26. @pretty
    ya as i said earlier there will always be exceptions in observation :),
    ya i agree that different reactions makes girls so unpredictable and complex that we guys have to be really careful all the time lolzz

  27. Haha Nice post.. Nice.. I totally agree with u.. :)


  28. WOW!
    Thats a good number of comments now ... you see, people see what you write and when it darts their ego, they will not keep mum!!

    Hehehe ... keep sourcing and outsourcing such info ... love to read more ... :)

  29. @ Tan
    ya i agree with you tan, 'sometimes it has to hit when it shakes you the most' lolzz
    well it was just for fun i am glad people enjoyed it soo much
    Thanx buddy well i guess there would be hardly any boy who would disagree :)

  30. lol yeah, 25 comments already wow :P

    @ tan: When do you think that they ARE NOT RIGHT??? hehehe ... they are right and they will always be right!!
    Right ladies??? lol!!

    me says: yeah exactly, thats our right, women right etc.. heard of them? :P it says a woman is always right lol/

    oh yes, we're complicated people and more often that not, we even dont understand what do we want, :P so the key is leave us the way we are because otherwise we can break and yes, we usually have a heart bearing a tag "handle with care" so please do :P else i have just recieved a messaged check this:

    what ever you give to a woman, she multiplies/increases/enlarges.

    give her a sperm, she'll give you back a baby.
    give her a house, she'll make it a home.
    give her groceries, she'll make you a meal.
    give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

    give her a little crap and get ready to receive a ton of sh*t.

  31. @ Asbah

    I know a few women myself ... To one of those women, I gave a little of Love and She gave me a LIFE.


  32. @ asbah
    i completely agree with the 'handle with care' thing,
    but as said women are best when they are complicated lolzz

    you have been very lucky mate :)

  33. You Bet Jack ... I'm the luckiest one ...

    My Recent Ring Tone: Oye Lucky Lucky Oye

    lol!! :D

  34. lolzzz
    hey thats a co-incidence mine too, well than i hope our luck to co-incides :))

  35. we r complicated and u all guys must admit that if we werent this complicated ur lives wld b quite a mess :P dnt generalise it though, but yes a gr8 attempt too enumerate our thinkng....and here u all guys say that u dnt understand us.....u might as well right a thesis on us :) :P


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