The Legend of Sandeep Malan 10

"Ayyo Kaduvulle!,my total plan flopped," Sandeep Malan said in a typical Rajini style.
Little did Malan know that people would make fun of him. He planned a brand launch of his new acting school in Mumbai.He had dreams of opening branches at different locations.He had shortlisted many cities for the same.Bangalore, Chennai,Amritsar and Delhi was on his hitlist.
"What next? Shangai ,Paris, Milan and Nigeria da Kanna," he did a Rajni butt dance.
He had weaved dreams of inviting Super star Rajnikanth, Amitabh Bachhan,Shahrukh Khan,Aamir,Hrithik and many famous celebrities for the launch function. He was hopeful of inviting his long time crush Rakhi Sawant for the show as well.

"SANDEEP SIRS ACTING SCHOOL ," he wanted to create a brand where people would approach him and learn acting skills from him .

He was pretty much ambitious and over confident. Malan had also learnt various dance forms like Bharatnatyam ,Kuchhipudi,Mohiniatam,Khatak apart from his other innovative dance styles which were invented by our great Malan himself.

Snake dance,Butt dance,Pelvic dance were few of the dances which were invented by Malan.He didn't even regret losing his girlfriend Richa.He wasn't missing his girl at all.He had got many new friends in form of doctor Neha,Rampwalk Arjun who was his American friend who was a big fan of Mikeal Jackson .He even forgot the staffs of "Airvoice Telecomm" where he used to work long ago.

Asbah Khan ,his best friend at Airvoice was now a stranger to him.
He was flying high in the sky with his dreams of starting an acting school.
He was interviewed by famous journalist across globe and the news of Malan starting a dance school spread like a wildfire.Mediapersons from Arirang Korea, Brazo - Brazil ,TV5 monde -France and Deutscheworld - Germany had queued up at his gate just to get a glance of the great Malan. Imagine Malan was interviewed by one of his long time crush Avantika Singh of Headlines today. She was the one who opened the " blue underwear scam " at Marine lines where Malan was the main protagonist.

Everything was going fine for Sandeep Malan until something went wrong.Everyone at Airvoice wanted Sandeep back.But Sandeep would not join Airvoice again .He even ditched the lucrative offer given to him by America cellulars,which was a leading global telecom provider across north and south America.He had his license papers signed from the Ministry of Entertainment where he was also said to have bribed the Ministers PA.
This paper was a big asset for him .Without this , his plan of starting a dance school won't be possible.
He got up early morning to witness the biggest shock of his life. ..


to be continued...

I am back to rock the Lounge after a long time......

Dearest Writers’ Loungers,

Namaskaram! As I address this to you all, I am overflowing with nostalgia like a tumbler of filter kaapi. For many of you who are new to this territory, I was once the uncrowned Maharaja of this place. So, for the benefit of the chinna kuttys (small cute babies) here, I have written a small introduction. You see, children should be told about legends so that they can learn and be inspired. So, introducing…

Twenty-five years ago, a dynamite was born in a small Malayali kudumbam (family). Babies cry when they are smacked on their butts after birth. This one was different. He hummed a tune when smacked on his butt. Years later, the same tune was used by Rahman for a song in a hit Rajini movie. Such was the power in this little lavangi, who grew up to be an atom bomb named Sandeep Malan. Kaboom!!!

I don’t want to blow my own Nadaswaram. You can read the stories of my heroic acts right here (www.sandeepmalan.blogspot.com). People have written these so that they remain, for generations to read and learn from. I must mention my dear friend Stephen, who insisted on recounting Sandeep’s fables on the lounge. How could I refuse this? Such adulation, I tell you!

Of late, I have been away from the lounge for professional and personal reasons. My erstwhile company, Airvoice cellular had been saddling me with work. I don’t blame them—they couldn’t rely on any tom, dick, and harry for such a big project. Now that I am done with project “Roadaas,” I have quit my job and decided to set up my own business. (Stephen, kanna, you wrote a story about that also na?)

Yesterday, one white colored bird came to my window, fluttering its wings wildly as if something had upset it. Paavam! Then, it pointed towards my computer. When I switched it on, the photo of a superhero popped up. The bird started fluttering its wings even more violently on seeing that photo. Obvious, illaya (isn’t it)? Some strange noise playing in the background… sounded like a few people locked inside the loo, banging on the door and shouting so that someone can let them out. Ridiculous, I say! Purple suit with polka-dotted underwear? I read about him—some fellow called StepMAN—about to take over the lounge aa? I decided that I had to stage a comeback. The lounge needs real-life heroes like me, not some half cock-half man character.

“Naan eppo varuven eppadi varuvennu yarukkum theriyathu. Eppo varunumo appo correctaa varuven.” (When I`ll come, how I`ll come, nobody knows. But when I need to come, I`ll be there.)

So, dear Loungers, here I am—the real hero of the lounge. Watch out for me! And I’ll be watching out for all you lovely girls out there!

Yours always,

Sandeep Malan aka Malu