The Divine Intervention

Samir had a break up again! It happens all the time.But this time it seems like it was not 31 or 41...but she was the one. He came back to Orangee's place.

Shania: Samir! did u try calling her?

Samir: No,I tried calling her up..But it seems she has changed her number!

Shania: ooooh bad luck! so what are you going to do abt it?

Samir : I dont know! I am waiting for divine intervention. He has to send some sort of message!

Orangee: Hey fellow Comrade,U are back and u look as single as ever.Welcome back to the league of extraordinary singles.

Samir: i am not single yet!!!

Orangee: i have a feeling that u are almost a single.

Spiky was busy hunting the fridge for food.He didnt find anything interesting,he came back to the hall.He was amused to see Samir.

Spiky: I have her new number.Do u wanna have a talk?

Samir(with a feeling of jealousy) : And may I have the pleasure to know how did u get that.

Spiky: well she gave me when we went to have Coffee at CCD.

Samir:Coffee? how can u have coffee with my GF?

Spiky: Well, It was tough! I was not in a mood to say yes for that.But then the movie wasnt that good and it was hot and CCD was so near.So I had to say yes to her.

Samir(gets angry):Movie?? U went for a movie with her?? How can u do this to me?

Spiky: relax buddy,Well we didnt have the Salsa class today .So we had a lots of time to kill,besides we never watched Gadar-ek prem katha movie together.So we decided to go for it.

Samir( with disbelief): You went for Salsa with her?I cant believe that!!

Spiky: Ok dont believe what i say.But aleast you can believe this fees reciept!!

Samir: oh my god!! what I have been doing so many days.I had no idea what was happening around me.

Spiky: yes thats true!

Orangee: I have her new number too...

Samir turns back with his iconic expression of disbelief.

Samir: And what all activities you were involved with her?

Orangee: ooh! Me?? come on now! She sent me a SMS abt her new number.

Shania was confused with all the new unfoldings..

Shania: guys! Whats happening here?

Samir : Yes i wanna know that too!

Spiky : You are foolish guy! She's not the one. She's jsut number 41 or some other random number.End of story! bye bye!!

Shania(smilies): Now i think this is what you call divine intervention! Your friend dating yr girlfriend behind yr back and announcing it loud on yr face!

Samir looked confused, Scratched his head in his characteristic manner.He went and sat near the couch.Punched the landline phone with his right hand,as a result the reciever flew towards his left ear and his let hand grabbed it with precision just when it started to have a downward trajectory.He was too good at this. Even when he was at the verge of breakups.

Samir: whats her number??Whats her new number?? I want an explanation!!!I cant let piky have her.She's mine

Orangee and Spiky(chorus) : 9841021687

Samir : Hmmm Aircel number right?

Spiky: yup! You are 100% right buddy!

Samir looked up at the ceiling and then down.He glanced at Shania and the kept the reciever down.

Shania: what happened? You are not gonna call or what?

Samir: No! i am not gonna call now!

Chorus: But why???

Samir : bcoz I have realized the Divine Intervention.

Shania: what divine intervention?? Moments ago u refused to belive that theory?

Samir: Foolish Girl!! U ll never grow up!! Dont you realize that its an Aircel Number?

Shania: So what? Whats that gonna do with divine intervention?

Samir: Do u watch TV?

Shania: yes i do?

Samir : havent u seen Aircel's new Dhoni walla Ad?

Shania: Yes i have,But.....

Samir: It says at the end "Its time to move on"So thats god'd message for me.She could have had airtel's connection " kabhi pyar ke beech doori na aaye" but no its Aircel.. thats divine intervention.

Shania(puzzled):.............

Samir: Listen Shania! It been a pleasure to have you here.But now i think its time for u to move on from this place. drop me at the signal, i have some shopping to do..Orangee check the freezer for ice.I ll bring the stuffs.Spiky you take out the glasses.
we have it again.

Shania:but!!! but!!!!

Chorus:Come on!!! you are interuppting....

The end...ooops..... The beginning (yet again)

Aage Baadhte raho!!

Last night I received a call from one of my close friend whose name i cant write here....

he told me that he had a break up with his girlfriend.I asked him the how,why n what's about it and he said he does'nt know! Poor guy! hope he recovers soon and moves on with his life!

This incident made me conclude that all relationships are like a cricket match!

The boy is usually the batsmen and girls the one who is the bowler....umpire's are the people who are friends of both the boy and girl in relationship.And the concept of audience includes all those people who really dont know the boy or girl but still judge them just coz they have no other work.

Here's the list of what I feel about some technical terms in relationship!

• LBW - Declared out when you try to come in between what the girls trying to achieve, it can be career,family, any thing.If you come in between then its out......U cant do that...
  
• Caught-When u try certain prohibited things like having vodka in a party or flattering about other girls etc.. and you end up getting caught by someone.You can get caught by others or the girl herself(caught and bowled) and the worst is caught behind(they are the persons who's only aim of life is to catch your flaws).
• Bowled-You are too busy in attempting to do something of yr own,when suddenly the ball slips past you and hits the stumps.
• Stumped- Charging at your girlfriend,trying to show who's the boss,its ok.....but if you cross the limit you ll be stumped.
• Run-out -This is adultery in relationships..when you are too greedy for more than one or two.
• Googly - Questions like " hows this tee shirt? " you dont know how to answer... nice or bad!
• Flipper- You may be expecting her at 7 pm at yr house,and its only 5 so you are still watching tv and didnt get ready and you suddenly find her at yr home at 5:30.
  
• Yorker-Tough decisions that may bring you onto yr knees begging her....for eg "bungee jumping or me? choose between them"
• Wide- Things that are beyond your reach for eg "get me the brightest star on the sky".You get credit when u fail in trying to reach them.
• Noball - When she oversteps, or bowls over yr head. you get credit for it,you may get free hit for that.
• Free hit - Bcoz she overstepped,next time you're free to do everything but getting involved in adultery(runout) is not allowed.
  
• Hit Wicket-When you are too frustrated or afraid to face the girl ,you have the option to commit suicide and walk out of the relationship.
• Retired hurt- When you dont want to be with this girl for time being,you can tell that u are not well and you have to assess yrself but will be available in sometime when you are ready.

Now the couple's common friends who are the umpires usually listen to the problems and sort out.They maintain the order of the game,keep the couples under control, decide on wides and noballs and declared to batman(boy) out or not out.

Usually the boy comes to know why he is out, what was being appleaded against him.

Before he walks out he know "Damn! i am caught n bowled, i should have tried to sweep that one". This is fair. But sometimes like in my friends case there was just an appeal,and he was given out. And thats the reason i feel we have neutral umpires in real cricket.

Some day it may happen that you are walking by the road and a unknown couple may walk to you with their case and urge u to be the umpire for getting unbiased decisions......who knows.....its a crazy world afterall.....

PS:- My friend if u happen to read this I would suggest u to watch the fastrack move-on video on youtube(17 secs walla),I tried hard to put it over here...but couldnt..plz dont think that the video is only for promoting fast track eye-gears. You have to move on.....go find a new gal and tell me...and be the guy who's in the green tee-shirt.....