My Roomy's Birthday

" what do you mean you don't have money?"

"I can't cater to your mega drinking affairs"

"It's your birthday after all, c'mon"- I urged.

"So what No ones in tonight? I'll give a party when they come back"

"But dumbhead tonight is the celebration, don't be a miser"

"Ok I'll get you a bottle of beer, that's all"

"This night is going to be shitty for you mate"-I murmured under my breath