Bleeding to death...mentally!

I study in SATHYABAMA UNIVERSITY....yep you guys heard it right....
Those who stay in Chennai...they know this. Those who don't, god forbid you don't have to.
I will be entering my third year and these two years have been nothing but hell....
First of all the college itself...the administrative block looks more like the White House...yea the college is huge-ish and beautiful to look at but if there is a hell on earth...then this is its birthplace!

After coming ou of school and +2, when everybody longs for college life.....my parents dumped me here. First day...i had no clue this college was such shit....and then it started.
Rule number 1| no interaction with the opposite sex...(ever)...if you are caught doing so, instant suspension for 3 months.....(openly disregards the right to freedom)
Rule number 2| no mobiles allowed....(for hostelites its even worse...no cell, no ipods, no computers)
Rule number 3| only formal wear.....(atleast am glad they didn't come up with a lousy dress code)
Rule number 4| you can come and go only by college bus....that mean's no bike, nothing.....you miss your bus...you aren't allowed to attend that day
Rule number 5| if you stay in hostel, you are entitled to a few hours of freedom twice a month (note: you aren't even allowed to get out of hostel into the college campus on other days)....and that also after you produce a fax from your parents....every alternate Sundays....guys are allowed 2 sundays...gals...the other two sundays

You can bet your ass that am glad i don't stay in that shitty hostel. To make things worse...there are a group of chaprasis...called the Squad...who monitor every student...they answer only to the biggest prick of all...our chancellor, Jeppiar!!!

Two years back...our college decided to organise an event...the first time a cultural was organized in this shithole....it was called Femfest....and it was massive. But....yea there's always a but....such an event meant boys and gals would interect freely....Now how can the management let that happen.....So the motto of the event turned out to be..."by the gals....for the gals"
That meant we, the guys, were royally screwed in the ass! FCUK! even the Director was not allowed to attend...coz he's a guy (more of a faggot actually)

The post would be incomplete without saying a few words about our Chancellor, Jeppiar. This guy built the college...had immense power and more money than he could handle....he keeps on roaming around the college in his BMW and Merc. And when he speaks...we try damn hard to manage a straight face.
here's why-
During the opening of 1st year when parents escorted their students for the opening day, a few parents were skeptical about leaving their daughters behind....and Jeppiar responded to them like this- "Parents...no fear...yuvar datar (your daughter).....mai datar....i haf two datar...both are girls". A north indian parent asked about language problems since tamil was awfully rampant in the col,...and our wise Chancellor said...."here Yeenglis talking....(dats english btw)...yeenglish tising (teaching)...no funny talking tising...(means other languages were not used)....MY FOOT!!!
Last year when i was in NCC Navy....he came to inspect us....the s.o.b doesn't know a dot about NCC still he had to show his tevar.... he came to us and announced.."yeverybady (everybody)
stand together separately".....now what on earth did that mean!!!

there are lots to say...sometimes i feel am losing my head...heck i survived 2 years...will manage another two more.

P.S| do not join this college if you care about your sanity