(This is Asbah's entry for the contest. Just posting on her behalf)
Pre-Script: Wife cursing the hubby
Wife: Udhar dekhiye. Udhar dekhiye. A brand new TV our neighbours got!
Husband: I know sweetheart, but don’t we have world vision? Why worry?
Wife: Udhar dekhiye. Udhar dekhiye. A brand new refrigerator Simpsons have got!
Husband: I know sweetheart, but don’t we have automations? Why worry?
Wife: (ghussay mai) suno na, the pados walay have bought a new home
Husband: Aray we have the wholeeeeeee world as our own! Why worry?
Wife: Pata nahi kab serious hu gay, guess what? samnay walay have a new car - kuch tum bhi socho na
Husband: Aray bholi begum, we can always ride for free, remember? Lets have some fun :D
*grabs her by legs and fly off to land onto the moving cow*