January 19, 2009

2 Point Someone..!! part 3

Note- All characters in the story are fictitious. Though we have used some real names, its just intended for fun. So no hard feelings.:) And thanks to Ste for the cartoon.

You can catch the previous parts by clicking on the cartoon on the right hand sidebar of the blog. Enjoy




Professor Tan (for Hindi) entered the class…….


He wore a khadi kurta over a blue jean trouser. In short, he looked like Gandhi-ji with hair. He walked in slowly, like the watchmen at the museums. He finally reached the dais and looked around at the students with an expression, which appeared as if he had smelt something unbearable. Chirag, a hindi loving student, could not resist, and so fell onto Prof. Tan’s feet. Rj and Ste looked at it with their mouths open. Once Chirag and the situation came back to normal, Prof. Tan addressed the students- “Good Morning. Welcome to this college.” cough…cough….
He then again started staring at the walls as if he was calculating what was 13424 divided by 3243. Ste said to Rj- “ Hey Rj, this man seams dead.”


So Rj waved at Prof. Tan to verify. Mr.Tan waved back at Rj & Ste and smiled. Ste announced “This man’s Mr.Dumbo” jumped and laughed out loud. Mr.Tan banged the desk with his duster and screamed at the top of his voice- “ Shut up you stupid fellows. Do you find flowers on my ears?” cough….. cough….


Prats almost had tears in her eyes and Chirag almost jumped out of the window. Mr.Tan’s reaction took everyone by surprise. He was definitely not a softie.


“You last bench idiots, shut up your asses and sit quiet” cough…cough
he screamed to blow off the roof. He then turned to Chirag and said as softly as he could- “Beta..!! What is your name?”
There was a waterfall flowing out from Rj’s and Ste’s mouths. They were totally perplexed at this Hindi professor Mr.Tan. Rj whispered to Ste- “ Dude. Even a mad man would wonder if this man’s mad.”


Anyway, un-understandable Mr.Tan started off with his lessons. He asked- “Have everyone brought your text books?” cough..cough… Rj and Ste looked at each other’s faces. Everyone said yes, and hence Prof.Tan started off with the lesson.


Half an hour went by and that’s when Prof. Tan noticed something. The last bench was empty. He lifted his glasses and looked at the empty bench again as if he’d smelt something bad. He walked through the benches towards the last bench. As he approached, he began to hear a song- “ Choli ke peeche kya hai…. Choli ke peeche..”


He approached the last bench and bent down to spot Rj and Ste under the bench. Ste was listening to Radio Mirchi. Rj put a biscuit into his mouth, and was poking kajal for another biscuit. Mr.Tan was totally pissed off and he lifted both of them by their hair.


“What are you both doing there?” cough… cough… he asked.


Rj replied- “ I was searching for my pen, Sir.”


Ste, with trembling legs almost pissed in his pants. He mumbled- “ I was helping him search for the pen, Sir.”


Tan looked at the ceiling fan and then outside the window and then at other students again as if he was calculating something.


“Go stand outside the class. Get outttt…” cough..cough.. he screamed like a mad man. He almost vomited his vocal chord. Immediately, he turned to Chirag and said softly- “ Read the first paragraph, beta.” Chirag fell on Tan's feet all over again.


Rj and Ste headed out of the class, more out of astonishment than shame. They went and stood outside catching sights of birds and mosquitoes. They discovered a game-“ Who will throw the paper into the dustbin” and got busy playing it. The bell rang, they observed Miss.Rashi walking along the corridor. She spotted these two and asked- “ Again out of the class? Second time today? You idiots.”


Ste winked at Rj and replied- “ Yes ma’am, we are Out-standing students.”


Stone hard Miss.Rashi too couldn’t help laughing. But to their shock, Mr.Tan who was now standing by the door was listening to this- “Go meet the principal..” sneeze.. he screamed and turned to Miss.Rashi, smiled and said- “ Good Morning ma’am.”
Miss.Rashi rolled her eyes.


So, Rj and Ste were back into the Principal, Mr.Sandeep Balan’s office for the second time on the day. They entered the room and found Mr. Balan standing in the exact position they saw him last time. He was standing by the window, with his hands on his hips. Mr. Balan turned around and said- “ You people again?” and combed his hair.


Ste said- “You look like Rajnikanth, Sir” trying to please him and also hoping he was Malan and not Balan.


“Hehahehaha…. Don’t try to play games with me. You both are suspended for 2 weeks” he said angrily.


Ste ran to him and fell on his knees. He held Mr.Balan’s feet and pleaded- “We are sorry, Sir. We wont repeat it.” He made a signal to Rj to join him in this begging business. Rj ran and caught hold of Balan’s other leg so tight that Mr.Balan tripped. Sandeep Balan had a great fall.

19 comments:

  1. still laughing man

    ROFLMAO.....

    CUDNT IMAGINE CHIRAG DUDE AND HINDI PROF TAN HAHAHAH

    THAT UNDER BENCH SCENE WAS HILARIOUS DUDE,,,,.. U POKING KAN FOR MORE BISCUITS.....WAAH!!! I LOVED IT MAN.....AND THAT DUSTBIN GAME I LOVED IT MAN...HAHAHA LOL ...MY HANDS R ITCHING TO TYPE FOR THE NEXT PART....AM ALL EXCITED MAN........EVERY LINE IS FUN HAHA ...HAD A GOOD LAUGH ALL TIME WHILE READING THIS.......THIS THING IS REALLY FUNNY YAAR....I WILL MAKE IT MORE FUNNIER NEXT TIME...HAHAHA .....HOPE OTHERS LIKE TOOO...

    will come up with another post on wednesday lol

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  2. Im just glad that Im the cool teacher...I would be a cool teacher :P


    Btw I had this wide grin all throughout...I could actually see all this happening :D

    Damn..Im waiting for more!

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  3. @Ste

    U immediately need a glass of water.. Run to the kitchen.. ;)

    Thanks bro....

    @Rashi

    Don't be too happy.. hehe :P
    Cool teachers wont get any cooler.. lolz :P

    It's Ste's turn next... Keep waiting... :)

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  4. lol....really funny ...I don't know how tan's gonaa react to all of this ...Hindi Prof...hahah....
    Waiting for tan's comment :P

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  5. kya baat hai yaar
    shandar
    atlast meri entry karva hi di tumane
    and vo bhi school time ke mere fav sub hindi main...

    namaste acharya tan

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  6. This one was super cool. Great job Arjun..
    Sandeep Balan tripping and under the table Ste and RJ.. amazing..
    Can't stop giggling..

    Cheers

    *PEACE*

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  7. This one was super cool. Great job Arjun..
    Sandeep Balan tripping and under the table Ste and RJ.. amazing..
    Can't stop giggling..

    Cheers

    *PEACE*

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  8. Hehe... you made the Hindi teacher the typical Gandhi style the way you described him, and then... LOL

    Suspended for two weeks... ;) What's next Ste?

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  9. i am all grinning..
    and i was being poked for a biscuit.. lol
    from the 2nd one's "present sir" to "getting poked for a biscuit"....
    i am approaching my stardom days :P

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  10. @Stibu: you are gonna post only by wednesday???...no no soon sooner soonest ok..
    pls... i know everyone is waiting for the next one.. :)

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  11. hey cool one arjun, lolzz
    well waiting for tan's response :)
    best was Sandeep Balan tripping and under the table

    hey eagerly waiting for more

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  12. right...

    i need to put pillows on the floor dudez...i end up there rotfl after reading 2PS series...

    steph, rj... 2 weeks suspended? accha congratulations! but rajnikanth? hehehehe...! :D

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  13. ...
    Prof. Tan Speaks:

    Now, a little concern from this Hindi Professor. 1st thing, once a Prof., always a Prof. So, cannot be addressed as Mr. Tan or Tan anyways!!! it hurts the Hindi Pro oldie ...

    Second thing, Tan is not THAT old that he should be coughing that much!! I left smoking months back and I do not sneeze (Correct the spelling) that often, even though I spend the whole night at work!!!

    Hmmmm ... lets see what this Prof does with the two vandalists ... Ste and Rj ... Best of Luck boys ... ;)

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  14. hehe.. Tan..!!

    Prof.Tan in not u... He has ur name... So, he's old enough to cough... lolz ;)

    "Just For Fun Guys... Please.."

    Cheers..!!
    Arjun

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  15. u always leave me laughing wd the last sentence !! :D

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  16. Prof. Tan is a good character here...hehe i can imagine..n Mr Balan MBA..hahahaha..good going guys
    Waiting for next post..

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  17. I know that RJ ... I was just talking on his behalf I feel ... its like putting blood and flesh to the character ... hehehe ... carry on mates!!!

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  18. hilarious!

    I wanna know if u guys r really that naughty to listen to radio mirchi in real too..! lol..what guts!

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  19. hehe cant believe this.. this series is getting more interesting.. nice work

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