January 17, 2009

2 Point Someone !! - 2

read part 1
Note- All characters in the story are fictitious. Though we have used some real names, its just intended for fun. So no hard feelings.:)


RJ and Ste scanned the room with their eyes and found the princi’s name-plate on his table which said- “ Principal. Mr. Sandeep Balan.”

"Sandeep Balan!!," the name buzzed on Ste's ears.
Ste soon rushed near the principal and hugged him tightly.RJ was keeping a track of Ste's activity.He was wondering what the hell he was doing .
"Stop it," RJ screamed .
"hey,uncle Malan uncle how are you?," Ste embraced the principal. "He is my Malan uncle," he said to his newly found friend RJ.

"Shut up!, I am not Sandeep Malan .... I am Sandeep Balan," the princi said.
How could Malan and Balan look similar and an idea struck in Ste's mind.

"Are you a big fan of Rajnikanth and Rakhi Sawant," he asked so as to confirm that this person wasn't Malan.

"Who are they ?" the princi replied .Now,Ste got the biggest shock of his life. "Sorry Sir," he said facing the ground like a bride.

Meanwhile RJ was enjoying the show and was laughing like crazy. "Who are you ? and why you came here," Principal Balan said in his typical Mallu tone.

"Actually ,Prof Rashi asked us to take permission from you for attending lectures," RJ said.Ste didn't had the courage to look at the princi's face.

"Misbehaving at day 1," he said and warned both of them as it was first day .He then asked Ste and RJ to leave the room and started scratching his head as usual.
"Sorry Sir, I love you," RJ said and they both left.Sandeep Balan realized that RJ was influenced by western culture.


But,Ste still had some thing running in his mind."Malan or Balan," the 'OR' thing irritated him.

As they left the cabin,RJ was giggling all through out.Ste soon kicked hard on his butts and RJ fell upon his hindi professor Mr.Tan
They were already 15 minutes late for Prof.Leo's lecture.

"Look , Jack and his gf Akshata are entering the class," Ste asked RJ to follow them.

But they enetered the class.

Prof Leo was taking attendance.
"Anurag - yes sir"
"Sweta" -yes sir"
"Kajal - yes sir"
"Naveen - yes sir"
"Neha - yes sir"
"Asbah - "
"Akansha - "
"Mona - "
"Chirag - "
"Prats - yes sir"
"Where are the others ? why is the attendance very low?" Prof Leo asked the class.

"Sir ,first lecture," every one said in unison.
Arjun and Ste were waiting near the door.
"Arjun "
" is roll number 19 here," prof leo asked the class.

Arjun entered the class like an Olympic gold medalist and Ste followed him like the Bronze Medalist.Arjun waved his hands like Vijendra Singh and entered the class.Every one started laughing.

"Is this the time to enter class?," Prof Leo asked RJ and Ste.
"Sir, we had a date with our princi," RJ said to Prof Leo and Ste stared at him.

Prof Leo gave a dumb look and was confused.
Prats was sitting at the first bench as she was a scholar.It was heard that Prats had scored 100% marks in Maths and Science at 10th Std Boards.

Prof Leo then went on to give his introduction.He introduced himself as Prof Leo Vinay and he was the class teacher who would be teaching Maths to class 11A.

RJ and Ste went to the last bench as if the last bench was made for both of them.They were listening to Radio mirchi.

Shweta got a glance of both of them playing with their mobile and whispered this to Leo Sir.Even Kajal could see.Prats was busy solving the integration sums that Prof Leo gave her.

Soon prof Leo asked RJ and Ste to come in front and sir near Prats.

"Hi ,Prats here," and she smiled.Ste and RJ introduced themselves to Prat and they became friends.

"Lets start with integration and differential calculus,"Prof Leo wrote the title on the board and the bell rang..
"TRINGGGGGGGGG," which indicated end of lecture.

"Next class we will elect our girl and boy representative,"the professor and RJ raised his finger.


"Prof Tan will be teaching you Hindi,don't misbehave ," he said to the class and left.

Ste and Arjun screamed "Byeee!!," and they both ran towards the last bench.

Prof Tan entered the class..........

"Good Morning sirr," Prats wished Prof Tan.

27 comments:

  1. the meet with the professor was amazing...lolz...so i am the the chugal khor...ha, ste but i used to play with my phones too in the class...but waiting fr the next part eagerly to c hws prof tan??

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  2. how nice to be told as a scholar again !!! :) lovely going ppl ...

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  3. @Ste: i would wanna know about tan sir hindi ke adhyapak.. :P feels so good.. the series is so good so funny so WL!!! :p

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  4. lol ...hilarious

    and gr8 going !!

    waiting for the next post eagerly

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  5. professor leo?? :D lol, rotfl... i am a hoot! :D and tan for hindi...

    i'd collapse with laughter, and i dont mind that at all...! :)

    steph, hope u dont hug your principal in real life!

    waitin for more...!

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  6. good series guys! luvd readin it! waitin 4 more! :)

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  7. life without humour is like wada pav sans the wada....i know..not a great simile, but i just had three and cant get over the guilt

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  8. hehehe.. I fell of my chair laughing at a few instances man..... ;) ;)

    Gr8 going Ste..!!
    So its my turn next... Got to deliver.. ;) lolz

    Good that most guys liked the series...

    Cheers..!!
    Arjun

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  9. Hehe... both of you are going to make us roll around and leave with stomach aches...(from laughing so much)... My mom keeps wondering why I am laughing so loudly... :)

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  10. I second Akansha...I am smiling ear to ear and my brother came over to read over my shoulder to see what the fuss was about!

    I'm just wondering..Why are Leo, Tan and me teachers and not students?

    Explanations please?

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  11. cool ste!! funny!!
    btw..arjun strtd wid colg...n u reached school ...class11?? :P

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  12. thanks bhai
    at last u did what every engg did to my role
    chirag is absent on first day...

    i think they had to check at canteen

    surely i will be there

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  13. arey chirag yaar

    am with u

    see i go to college only after 1 month

    and note that i am an engg too

    peace,
    TSW

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  14. AKS AND RASH

    AM GLAD THAT U GUYS LIKED IT



    RASH

    U GUYS R THE POETRY PPL NAAA...GUESS PEOTRY PPL R LIKE TEACHERS ...COZ U 3 WRITE BEAUTIFUL POEMS AND INSPIRE US IN LOUNGE LOL

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  15. COMMON GUYS

    OUR BIG DADDY SANDEEP BALAN IS THE PRINCI OF OUR COLLEGE


    IMAGE A BIG SOURCE OF INSPIRATION HE IS...AND OUR LEADER SAHI NAAA

    GRATIAS
    TSW

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  16. PRATS I KNEW THAT UR A SCHOLI YAAR

    OFFCOURSE UR A SCHOLI IN LOUNGE TOO

    TAN SIR IS STRICT ...SO BACHKE RAHNA LOGO

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  17. @ste

    are yaar
    par me to daily coll jata hu bas classes me kabhi -2 jata hu
    ,kabhi canteen,kabhi sports ,kabhi library me sona aur kabhi talaab jana..
    hamare coll ke pass ek village hai karcha ...vaha ek shandar talaab hai khoob masti karte hai hum vaha ja kar
    coll se 1-2 km ki duri par hai..

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  18. haha chirag

    hum bhi toh roj college jaate hai

    bunk maarte hai aur kya

    tumhare jaise hi

    jab 1st defaulters nikalta hai toh we go to attend classes

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  19. hmmm.yahi to hai college lie jani,
    jisaki yaadein yaad aati hai jindagi bhar..

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  20. han yaar vahi toh life hai
    todhi naa kuch saal baad hum office sab bunk maar sakte hai hahaha

    btw u from mumbai

    pata hai mera attendance 16% tha 1 baar

    featured in all defaulters list

    but maza aaya tha

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  21. esa less % to kabhi nahi aya mera
    ha teachers bahut bolate bahut the ...aate to h nahi class me samajh kaha se aayega

    but ab aadat ho gayi hai unahe aur ab final year me to vo khud class lene nahi aate

    iam from ujjain(m.p)

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  22. hey ste could,t stop laughing,
    well reminded me of my first encounter with my dean

    actually it was our first day and we had gathered in audi for a introductory note from our dean,
    amazinglly his name is sandeep khaysta :)

    well before going to audi i wanted to have a cigarette so i went out in parking lot becasue its not allowed in acad block

    but when i reached there i didn't have a match box so i was searching for some and i saw a man who was smoking, i went i asked sir can i have a lighter he lite my cigarette we started talking

    man: 'new admission'
    me: 'yes sir first day'
    man: 'you should't have cigarettes its a slow killer'
    me; 'sir who wants to die early lolzz'
    man: 'so why are you out at this time'
    me: 'what to say sir our dean is late, he had addresss note at 10 and look at the time its already 10 30, there should be some professionalism, they say our B school ranks in top ten, i feel its just crap, had so much of bad experiences in first day itself"

    man (smiled): well i know that

    his smile was bit suspeciuos neverthless i went into audi and sat in first row, and i saw that man on podium and guess what he started talking 'good morning students i am sandeep khyasta, your dean' i was like 'what the fuck, i am a dead man :)

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  23. lol...stephen funny mann .....included everyone eh?
    I was roll no 1 lol... :D

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  24. lol jack.. ur story was funny.. hehe :P

    Cheers..!!
    Arjun

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  25. Good One Ste..

    Malan or Balan was amazing..
    And then Prof. Leo Vinay..hehehehe..

    Good..
    Waiting for next..

    Cheers

    *PEACE*

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  26. yeah yeah so much for the fun part! i mean what the frog!!! hey i was not absent i was sleeping in the second last row :P afterall last was reserved for ste and Rj. huh! me waits waits, for the next blogisode!!!!

    I am so glad ste is free enough to start and continue this series, I am just too overwhelmingly anxious to read next parts!!

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  27. ...
    Prof. Tan Speaks:

    "Misbehaving at day 1," he said and warned
    Misbehaving on day 1 ...

    Soon prof Leo asked RJ and Ste to come in front and sir near Prats.
    ... and sit near Prats.


    "Next class we will elect our girl and boy representative,"the professor and RJ raised his finger.
    SOME PROBLEM; check 'raised his'

    Stephen, you used more 'Arjun' than 'RJ' ... I found lack of flow while reading the two pieces - the first and second one ...

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