October 31, 2008

The Legend of Sandeep Malan – 3

Hi Guys!!  This is tapajyoti... Me and Sandeep Balan have been the partners in crime since our hostel days.( Stephen please dont mind as this peice is an attempt to save the already tarnished image of Sandeep Balan...Oops.. Malan!!!)

Sandeep felt a sudden chill in his spine. He felt numb. He badly prayed that he could hide his face somewhere between those rocks. After all Stephan was his much revered Boss. But when he looked at the bleeding face of Stephan, Sandeep saw something else. There was fear in his eyes. Eyes, which begged of mercy. Eyes which were full of shame. Sandeep could see an unarmed loser pleading clemency in front of the king.

Scenes from the past started hovering in Sandeep’s mind. The days when Stephan used to make him work nights, the days when he used to demean the presentations those were made burning the midnight oil. Days when he had to miss the Rakhi Sawant shows due to unscheduled meetings by Stephan according to his own whims and fancies. Days when Stephan Used to growl "All you MBA's are good for nothing”. The days when he used to reprimand Sandeep’s unshaven look and praise Sarah’s impeccable dressing sense. The days when he used to appreciate Sara’s shade of Lip color and degrade Sandeep’s 100 Page Project reports. Now Sandeep knew why his project briefings lasted 15 minutes as compared to Sarah’s 1 hour 15 minutes.

Sandeep started evaluating the options. He started thinking of the best possible ways to bring and end to this nightmare called Stephan. Various thoughts came to his mind. “How about bringing Stephan’s activity out in the open, balding him in front of the entire office and make him roam in the office with a Shoe garland on his neck. A Poster on his back with “BIG BOSS!!(ENTERTAINMENT KA BAAP)" written on it wont be a bad idea either” thought Sandeep. His naughty but highly innovative brain started flooding with ideas. But Sandeep was always logical. Since his college days Sandeep was known for his impeccable logic. He knew this was a one time opportunity and he had to make the most out of it. Suddenly his eyes lit up. Yes, this was the solution he was looking for. He knew exactly what to do.

“Sirrrr.....Youuuu”!!!!, exclaimed Sandeep in a melodramatic style. “I never expected you with Sarah. She’s like your daughter!!! Half your age!!! How can you do this To Parul Bhabhi??” ( Parul was Stephans's wife who was supposedly his childhood Sweetheart.)..Oh No!! How will that poor lady feel now? What if people from office come to know? Shittt....”.Sandeep wiped off a nonexistent tear from his eyes and continued, “Sir why did you do it?? But more than that I am worried what will happen to us when you will be fired from office.” Who will provide us with able guidance? “We will definitely miss you Sir”.

“Nnoooo..Ssandeep..!!!” came a voice from that horror stricken Face. Sandeep very well knew that he was on the right path. He could draw a nasty and ghory picture of the outcome.
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“Please..Forgive me....Don’t tell this to any one Sandeep .Please think about my wife and young daughter!!” ,begged Stephan, whose face had turned red with shame.

“Sir, I would definitely like to…. but what you have done is shameful.. and moreover Sir.. I am a small pawn in this big office. A pawn with such a low salary. .So who am I pardon you Sir.Let the office decide” .Sandeep’s words were curt and to the point.

Stephan knew what to say. "How about a 40% hike effective from this month itself? I know you deserve it Sandeep, after all you have been working pretty hard all this while.”

“Hmmmm”...said Sandeep. “But Sir these days inflation is so high…and… I don’t even have much money left to pay off my debt for the Home loans I have taken.”

Stephan threw another bait “How about a 200 percent assured bonus this year Sandeep? I think you just deserve it. Your manager is extremely happy with your performance.”

“That is really sweet of you sir” said the witty Sandeep.”But I was also wondering that these days our working hours are too long and…and.. leaves are too less… we cant even watch Rajnikant movies.. You see!!!!”

“Sandeep… Why don’t you take couple of weeks off?? It’s been really long you have been to your hometown… and as far as Rajnikant movies are concerned, even I am a great admirer of Rajnikant. You should have told me earlier about your passion. I will personally get your tickets booked prior to any Rajnikant release.”

"Thats soooo sweeet of you Sir. I think every employee should get a manager like you who is empathetic and forward looking.” said a jubilant Sandeep. “I think Airvoice Telecommunications deserves more managers like you”.

Sandeep Malan was awarded the best employee award the following year with special recommendations from his manager. He drives a BMW X-6 Convertible now. Stephan though is happy with his Zen Estillo.




( Guys no intention to hurt anyone..just that Mr Malan requested me to continue with the story and portray him as a hero. Guys wait until my next post were  Sandeeps true picture shall be portrayed)














13 comments:

  1. very funny though

    lol i knw that idiot must have told u to show him as a hero....legend called malan ehh!!!

    hehe nt bad either yaar

    maja aaya

    an u included parul too [:p] ..never expected hahaha ...and sarah like daughter woaaa... i cant control my laughter

    done well
    so wht next

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  2. ohh..look who's here!! tj!!
    hii..i didnt know that u write too...n that too so nice!!
    bahut achha hai yaar...
    gud gud....sab milke stephen ki vaat lagao...he he....bechara donkey wala prince ste!!

    waiting 4 ur next posts......

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  3. @stephen

    Ya...Balan told me about Parul...so i changed it from radha..to Parul...I have not yet decided about my next blog..but am surely gonna put and end to this overhyped Sandeep's Legend. Need your help for that.
    Feel Glad that you liked it...

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  4. @priyanka
    no yaar ..i donot write at all..this is my first shot..balu helpd a lot and did a lot of proof reading..had no wrk in office yest..hence did this!! ne ways thanks a lotyaar..u liked it...i wish i can write more...SANDEEP BALAN'S IMAGE IS NOW VULNERABLEIN MY PRESENCE!! ;-)

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  5. hehe u wait and see

    i will come back with a bang with this part 4

    am gonna write this part 4

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  6. achha ste....u writing part 4!! great man! kab likh rha hai??
    mujhe bta dio...n mujhe likhne de naaa.....plzzz....he he he........likhne dega na? :P

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  7. awesome attempt bro...

    i really liked the Big Boss...Entertainment ka baap!! he he...i know your strengths...taking cases...and hence asked you to carry this ahead...

    jhoote...maine kab bola mereko hero project karne ko...jiss haath se khaana diya hain ussi ko dass raha hain tu kameene...abhe yahaan par koi revealations ki zaroorat nahi hain...i have dug up my own grave...tj ke bacche!!

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  8. awesome attempt bro...

    i really liked the Big Boss...Entertainment ka baap!! he he...i know your strengths...taking cases...and hence asked you to carry this ahead...

    jhoote...maine kab bola mereko hero project karne ko...jiss haath se khaana diya hain ussi ko dass raha hain tu kameene...abhe yahaan par koi revealations ki zaroorat nahi hain...i have dug up my own grave...tj ke bacche!!

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  9. tj,
    revelation ki zarurat hai!! he he...go ahead...mazaa ayega....!!

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  10. @ sandeep

    Dont worry bhai..u are a hero for me always!!! so wat if other people dont think so!!

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  11. oye tj

    sandeep is a super hero for me

    remember he is creator of mussadi man ...even u wre a part of it

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