July 18, 2008

My first baby with writers lounge

Writers.....the only known species of homosapiens who conceive and deliver at will. When it takes 9 months of labour for a woman to concieve, writers can deliver their babies in 2 mins flat....here in writers world, we consider any baby born within 2 mins as deformed. 2-10 mins is the range where babies are suggested to be kept in observation for a week. These babies either draw a complete blank from the neighbours, who in our case is our audience, or awe. World has shrinked to a diaper's size, which means everyone is everyone's neighbour. Anything above 10 mins is judged over a period of time...i wont get into other categories now....i just clocked 5 mins.....my first baby fathered by writers lounge is hereby kept under observation....

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  1. *jumps in to take care.
    Neighbors we be!*

    :)

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  2. LoL.. this is hilarious lols.

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  3. sandeep welcome dear

    hope we will make use of this place very well

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  4. hey what was it???

    liked it a lot.. Writers can surely do anything .. ha ha ha...

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  5. a healthy baby, i see. you must be feeling proud as a father, aren't you? :)

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  6. that was funny man... btw wots that time range u talkin abt??? is it the time we take to write sumthin???

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  7. @divita

    sorry for the late reply yaar...was travelling big time...the baby's name is "writers shack"....you free to call him by whatever pet name u wish...shacky, meet divita aunty...hello bolo...he is waving

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  8. @since 1983

    what was it?? he he...it is a BOYYY!!! ha ha...writers are wizards bro...baby sitters too ;)

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  9. @paritosh

    yup bro...healthy baby...yippeee!! proud!! at the top of the world...my "shacky" aka writers shack is doing well ;)

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  10. @dina

    shacky fuming at you calling him funny...he he...he has some of my traits u see...he is getting used to the funny term...shacky saying hiii to u...yup, u guessed it rite yar...i have just used the time taken by writers to write something as my background..these are just my personal views..he he..

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