Showing posts with label conversations. Show all posts
Showing posts with label conversations. Show all posts

June 7, 2010

As If You Don't Know

Boss: Are you ready with your project?
Me: It is almost done, sir. By the way, what is the dead line?
Boss: As if you don't know. It was yesterday, you fool.

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Me: Where were you whole day? Don't you bother I was waiting?
Brother: As if you don't know. I have a job. Not like you, who is glued to the computer whole day.

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Me: What's up Dad?
Dad: As if you don't know. I'm retired and enjoying my days. Do some work so that you also get this pleasure some day.
Me: Oh.. come on Dad.

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Me: Do you still miss me?
She: As if you don't know.

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Me: What is for the dinner Mom? I'm very hungry.
Mom: As if you don't know. Don't expect Paneer daily. And by the way, why are you so much hungry? Did you do farming today?
Me: Huh...

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Me: You are looking hot. Whose dress are you wearing today?
Colleague: As if you don't know. I wear my own clothes. Not like you, wearing borrowed socks.
Me: Just kidding.

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Me: Hey, why are you sad? Did she rejected you? hehehe
Friend: As if you don't know. We are getting married and now I can't even see other chicks.
Me: Well, thats a big twist in your life. Anyways, I am your substitute, mate. hehehe

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P.S. - Guys, all the incidents and conversations mentioned above are purely fictitious and for fun only.


Deepak

August 14, 2009

Girl and Boy

 Day 1

Girl: Hello 
Boy: Hi
*Keeps looking at her*
Girl: Why are you looking at me? 
Boy: *Dazed*
Because...you look ....pretty
Girl: But you cant keep looking like that
Boy: Hmm...ok! 
*Gets angry and walks away*
Day 2

Girl: Hi
Boy: Hi
*Turns his face away*
Girl: Why arent you looking here? Why are you ignoring me?
Boy: What exactly you want? Yesterday you told me not to look at you, today...
Girl: *Teary eyed* I am Sorry...
Boy: No
Girl: Pleaseee!! 
Boy: Hmm...ok! 
*Both hug!*

July 24, 2009

Conversations with The PINK ORCHID



Hey people.....while many of you slept lasyt night, someone came silently to the lounge. But she wasn't as silent as she thought she would be. Kajal a.k.a the Pink orchid was here....as she is every other night...to read our posts. She left comments on the shoutbox and we caught up to her. It was on her request that i am posting the entire conversation...She misses you guys...like anything

Read on-

Kajal: i am always around guys and i miss all of you!! I have left blogworld but i am always around. thanks sandeep, ste, saim and Arv for not forgetting me. take care y'll. god bless!!

Kajal: and belated happy birthday to TWL. Like Asbah said, I'd like to make my grandchildren visit this page. lol and the way my life is moving at a jet speed, that day doesnt seem far!

Kajal: Arthi and Vinu.. keep smiling you guys.. I will always always cherish you ... Prats, I am so glad to see you back. and I am so so happy to see my cute little Artz back to her smiling self.

Kajal: Arjun..kaisa hai oye? take care of yourself alright.. hey Tan! after a long time i am here 'yet another sleepless night at WL' hhahaaaahh remember? miss you Tanmoy da.

Kajal: Nusrath, Arun, LPS, Sonshu, FL..wished to tell you that you guys have been really sweet and kind.. and how nice to use this chatbox to write a mini post when all of you are fast asleep..

Sona: kajal, is that u..our own kajal..

Sona: can we chat kajal?

Sona: oh dear u have forgotten me.. well it used to be Roshni.. im so happy to see u here..

Sona: do write to leo... misses u so much..

FL: kajal yu ther?

FL: pls reply something

Kajal: hey roshni.. yes the same Kajal .. i am totally off internet .so dont even have an email id..could you tell vinu aka leo that i was thinking of him..i miss the brother i have in him..

Kajal: hey FL.. long time..

FL: omg kaj...hw r yu?

Sona: will surely do.. how he will wish he was here right now

FL: vinu is really sad dear...atlst cntct him once...he virtually left the lounge

Kajal: fl please do me a favor.. everything that I have written here in the chat box..could you please copy paste it as a post and post it here..i'd be really grateful

Sona: home u doing fine.. u can see for urself how much u are missed.

FL: kaj we had a Wl chennai meet...wish yu wer there

FL: i wil kaj...definitely

Kajal: please do it now..otherwise all of it will get erased as we chat further.. i am so grateful you are here.. really wanted to speak to someone who belongs to this heaven..

Ps(Prats): hellos kajal .. good to see ur name on lounge !!!

Kajal: hey Pratsie.. how i miss you.. how have you been girl.. ?

Ps(Prats): been good .. but a bit angry wd u .. sachchi ... how cud u leave jlt ?? never thot of anyone ??

FL: this is not fair kaj...where are you?

Kajal: ah i couldnt stay.. and i wanted to leave quietly..if i spoke out i;d have been made to stay by all the sweet people i know. i couldnt Prats...call me a coward..but didnt want to see hurt

Kajal: though i know some of you are really really missing me..and me too..i miss all of you.. i come here every night after everyone leaves..

Ps(Prats): u hurt some one a lot more u know... wish i cud talk to u some where else !

FL: n if you guys tok...add me too!!!! i am nt leaving you too

Tan: Hello People... Hi Kan.... long time.. how are you??

Kajal: i cannot even fathom the hurt that i have caused.. i am not an author here anymore FL..i am just so grateful that i am still remembered..

Ps(Prats): fl... can u NOT be there fr a min ??

Kajal: long time Tan da.. i am good..how are you.

Kajal: hahahaaahah let FL be Pratsie.. i am realising it more and more how much i have missed this funny guy

FL: i wil post the entire shoutbox

Tan: I'm fine too... missed you at times... but then, you were on a new road - thought you must be having a joy ride How is everything?

Kajal: that'll be really sweet FL..

Ps(Prats): we have got an overdose kinda laughing gas !!!

FL: oi whens the wedding?

Kajal: lol @ Prats

Ps(Prats): u mst have gone fr chennai loungers meet gal...

Kajal: It's in June..

FL: next year! damn!! too long...as we all know...no one from the virtual world is invited


Kajal: i have just pulled myself away from blogging..with a fear that may be the reason behind my happiness might not understand my passion to blog..i thought i'll end up quitting anyway..so why not now?

FL: i dunno how ur blog interferes with your happiness...which side of ur brain did you actually use?? grrr

Tan: Hey Kajal, Cant be here for long... My wishes are always with you.. Keep in touch and keep writing... remember? NOT LEAVING FOR ANYTHING!!! Hope you do Keep happy

Kajal: i'd not make false promises FL..but i am really not inviting any of my friends.. real and virtual -never made a difference.. friends are friends and they are always real..we all know that..

Kajal: you guys are as real as it gets

Kajal: thanks you Tan da..will think over it for sure..

Kajal: and hey FL.. it's that thing about 'expressing your emotions publically'.. everyone doesnt understand the importance of blogging .i did but may be someone else very imp. to me might not understand..

Ps(Prats): den come n write again... not ur blog,.... just on lounge maybe

FL: its so true....god we miss you

Kajal: Prats, you know how i couldnt get enough of this place. ..but now i just feel i wont be able to do anything which i cannot talk about with everyone around me..no matter how i wish to..i might never be able to blog again.

FL: where are you kaj? chennai?

Kajal: I miss you too FL..and hey your penguin and grasshopper one is heart warming ..had me smiling throughout.. you have grown into one hell of a writer.. congrats dude!

Tan: But anyways, that poem (@FL) Was not an Acrostic, by rule

Kajal: yeah FL.. but for a very short period of time..

FL: omg! you read that!!! aw....thanx a ton gal...aarthi will be super delighted

Kajal: hhheehheeeh and thus spake Tan.. i miss your expertised comments Tan da.. have always looked up to ya..

FL: kaj...i wil find out where yu live hehehe

Kajal: of course i did.. i know this is not the right mode to ask.. but is something very special cooking, FL? hmm?

Kajal: lol @fl

FL: lol...we are frnz kaj...very special, closest,bestest frnz

FL: besant nagar???

Kajal: cool FL.. you are the lord of guessing world..

FL: oh i wil find you...know the colony...have to find the house

Kajal: hhahahah achha ji..

Tan: FL meant Bestestest!!! @FL, Wohi tera Penguinwala poem... a nice poem, but due... hmmm... not an acrostic for sure

Tan: Kan, as you are here and I am already missing you more, this song is for you tonight... some scribblings, that I could not write is sung in there.. listen to it

FL: @tan...woh aarthi ne likha tha :P

Ps(Prats): i miss u .... but i will never forgive u dear fr leaving ! sorry but thats true .. sigh!!

FL: @ kaj...itna toh bata...jitna guess kia , correct hai

Kajal: guess karta reh Mridu..

Kajal: tan..which song?

Kajal: i totally understand and respect that Pratsie..i would have been hell pissed if i was at your place..

FL: grrrrr.....y is it so imposible to b angry at yu?

Kajal: because you practice yoga..and your anger management technique is fantashtic.. .hheheheh

Tan: Click on my name in that comment here... I am getting obsessed with the song now - this is the 4th time in a row!! Listen to it girl...

Tan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOmJXQ96qo4&feature=related

Ps(Prats): fl... focus u can n shud b angry !! atleast act well

Kajal: hey wonderful song Tan.

Tan: Listen to the song FL... dont get into the video or the singer etc... it meant a lot to me sometime ago.. when I almost told my heart out!! And now, its like a great song!!! Again!!

Kajal: hhahaahahaah Pratsie.. you are so cute.. and the best part is you know it..

FL: i know i should be...but this gal is here today...and i just wanna forget everythng

Kajal: i was always came here.. but never could bring myself to type anything in the chatbox..

Ps(Prats): i tried to wake up leo... but his number is switched off he is neway upset wd me today

FL: look at you...few months yu were away and yu already messed up ur english

FL: yu stole the soul away dear...lounge was never the same again

Kajal: Pratsie..please tell vinu whenever you get to talk to him..that i had to leave..and telling him would have made it very difficult for me..he is the brother i never had..and will always be..

Kajal: i am too overwhlemed with emotions right now to type anything properly FL..and that's a huge thing to say FL..

Kajal: lounge is too big an entity, to special a place for it to lose its soul when someone goes missing..

Ps(Prats): n kajal.. u dare try to flatter me main nahi maanungi !!!

Kajal: lounge is getting back to what it used to be...and i am so damn happy about it..

FL: i wil be coming online every night from now

Kajal: lol.. i know Pratsie.. but i meant it..

Kajal: aweeee how sweet of you FL..

Ps(Prats): i cnt take care of leo like u kajal... he has lost a part of himself

FL: who else is online now? i told everyone at twitter i could that kaj is here

Ps(Prats): he will neway read this all tomorrow,,, he has d pwd fr cbox !

Kajal: i know Pratsie..could you just tell him that Callie will always wish to see him strong, healthy, happy, ever so creative and in high spirits..

Kajal: FL.. you are making me feel really important now.. i just thought i'd quitely drop a 'hi' and leave..and then no one will notice..

FL: no no...everyone wil read it...do yu have any idea how much i have to edit?? oh am loving it

Kajal: FL.. if possible post this entire chat alright..it'd be really kind.. i could never bring myself to actually say anything when i left.. just wanted everyone to know that i miss you all

Ps(Prats): wat r u editing fl ??? dnt u dare cut the comments on YOU

Kajal: yup... Pratsie.. has a point ...lol..

FL: lol...m not editing all that yu silly gal...i have to reverse the lines from bottom to top

Kajal: oops yes.. how dumb of me not to think of that.. too much of work FL..do it only if its possible..

Ps(Prats): he he,,,, okies .... kuch kaam to karega !!

Ps(Prats): oye... tu kab se itni formal ho gai ??? pagali !!

FL: very funny...i wud gladly do it...n mis pratsie...tujhe toh main dekh lunga

Ps(Prats): ya ... maybe nex mnth u might see me FL

Ps(Prats): dnt worry kajal .. FL will do it all right ...

FL: kewlll.....so kaj ki bachhi...hws yu re??

Kajal: hhahahahahha formal nahi..bus aise hi.. koi is bechaari ke liye apna kimti waqt kyu barbaad karega.. sniff sniff.. *gets melodramatic* nahiiiiiiii..

Ps(Prats): drama queen !!!! sudhar ja

Kajal: i am happy.. i am balanced..i am finally on the grounds of reality ..out of dreamworld..

Ps(Prats): too mature !! not my style

Kajal: hahhaahahah drama queen.. old habits die hard

FL: god!! i wish yu replied on the lounge's bday...i even wrote on my post that plssss reply

Tan: Take care... have fun and keep in touch Kajal... BOL!!

Kajal: surely Tan da..

Kajal: which post are you talking about fl?

FL: i wrote sumthn on its bday....wrote in p.s for yu n asbah to visit once

Ps(Prats): hey kaj .. remember u promised to meet me some day ! wen will u fulfil dat ??

Kajal: okies FL.. and it is really sweet of you not to have forgotten us..

Ps(Prats): huh ! who can forget best two ladies of the lounge ??

Kajal: I don't know Pratsie.. i am really not sure..just too much into this thing called 'future'.. if something comes up will let you know somehow.. i will come looking for you here..

Ps(Prats): he he ,,,, and if i come to chennai ???

Kajal: do write a post about your plans of visiting.if i am around i will come knocking..

Ps(Prats): not again u start this "mutual admiration society plz"

FL: include me in

Ps(Prats): seems FL did not listen to wat i said
Ps(Prats): uh uh .. sun liya ...

FL: :P

FL: ok...kaj kaha gayi?

Ps(Prats): oye pinkie ...

Kajal: guys its about to be 4.. i hate to leave now.. i dont know when i'd be able to catch you guys like this ..but eyes are burning..i'd hit the sack now..A GROUP HUG TO Pratsie, FL, Tan da and Sona..

Kajal: and Vinu..i'll never forget you.. pleassssssssseee remember that!!! now smile and bring down that anger just a little bit so that smiling ain't all that difficult...i miss you bhaai !!

FL: hugsie my dear...wil be a vampire from tomoro...in the lounge...if yu r here..better shout out

Kajal: sure will FL.. and i will have tears when you post this chat.. tears of joy.. it seems like ages since i read my name here...'pink orchid' is still alive..is just missing from all the happening dats

Kajal: take care guys..hope to find you here soon.. or should i say hope to find myself here soon.

Ps(Prats): *hugz* n loads of love n wishes swt hrt ...

Ps(Prats): remember once i wrote a poem on u : pink fairy ! .. stay so

Kajal: thanks Pratsie.. hugs!!

FL: gudnyt sweets....may god bless you

Kajal: i will always cherish it girl

Kajal: bless you too sweets..

P.S| She comes to read everyday....hope you catch up with her next time.
God bless you girl, wherever you are
Admins...please keep this post at the top for the remainder of the day

June 17, 2009

A conversation(continued)

Earlier post.
http://weandwords.blogspot.com/2009/06/httpweandwordsblogspotcom200906conversa.html
http://weandwords.blogspot.com/2009/06/plz-read-be4.html

Rani sobs.She is hysterical. Wait a moment.Is that laughter.Rani's friend is worried."Sorry"-said Rani"I am doing it for the first time"Her friend nods in consent.
"What is she going to do for the first time"- wonders he.He dares not ask him any questions again lest he receives more curse words.
"Hey Rani you picked the phone..talk now!!"-her friend urges.
"hmm ok listen yaar, i know I have been rude and said words I shouldn't have"-Rani starts."About time"-Raja interrupts, obviously the patiala went to his head.
Rani grunts. The same restless feeling. The wind in her face.
"I'll be honest Raja I had called you to say sorry but I changed my mind"-Rani
"why"- Raja ,exasparated, exclaims.
"There's something in your voice I have started to hate. And when I stuck up to you with a big fuck you, it felt good Raja. I can't figure out just why but it did feel great. Raja sorry if you need it, because it's just for formality's sake if it must be.The thingis I feel younger and lighter this way. And you helped me realize that.By being the way you are, I guess you are not really an asshole, just another guy in the wrong place at the wrong time.So I forgive you. God Bless"-Rani stops.
Cool breeze warm face. Raja trots a little, wavy, his stance. Face angry ,but yet,quite unusually, his heartfelt light.

May 10, 2009

Last ten minutes

10 minutes to write

What if this would be the last ten minutes of my life.

What would I write 10 minutes?

And why would i write anything ...

Dunno why these strange thoughts come to my mind.

A dedication... mmm maybe

Or write about somebody special.

But, for special somebody's they already know , so no point right.

And so I think hard again, I think hard, I am thinking now so that I won't waste time ,when the time comes.

This is really getting difficult. :)

Ok, I won't write anything but single notes on some parchment papers.

A small will for whatever I have with me.

And then I would make a phone call.

I would have approximately 4-5 minutes.

And I would speak nothing on the phone.

We would be together in silence.

Comforting in its own way,

the silence would envelope everything around me.