[A girl is sitting at the BUS STOP, pink jacket, pink bell-bottoms, white shirt a red scarf on the neck, hair tied nicely at the back, wearing eyeglasses and high black shining heels.]
[Sitting next is a Guy, green suit, green trousers, white shirt, yellow tie, white sports shoes, hair neatly combed with lots of oil in them]
Girl: [To guy] Excuse me, at what time the bus comes?
Girl: Yeah, time.
Guy: The time is very bad madam.
Guy: But you are very beautiful.
Guy: Oh no no, you don’t have to be sorry for being beautiful.
Girl: Excuse me?
Guy: Oh you are excused.
Girl: Wha …
Guy: What brand of lipstick do you use, is it laurealeee
Girl: Please mind your own business.
Guy: I don’t do business madam. I am a service class person.
Guy: But if you want me to do business I’ll do it.
Girl: Why would I . .
Guy: [Starts leaning on her] You can, a girl has every right on her future husband.
Girl: Gosh . . [Gets up and starts to walk away briskly, Guy also gets up and follows her]
Guy: Madam, where are you running away, why you got so angry, I will do whatever business you want, . . infact I sat at my father’s shop when I was in fourth standard . . I had got a fracture at that time and I was getting bored reading comics . …
Girl: [stops and looks at him in anger] Look mister, my brother-in-law is a police officer
Guy: hey now wait a minute here, now this is a problem with you girls, you see successful men in your family and you want your future husband to be exactly like them, now you want me to be a police officer?
Girl: You? my future husband? Hey mister . .
Guy: Oh sorry I know you have already chosen myself to be your hubby . . its no longer future husband.
Girl: How do you know that?
Guy: That’s why you are not calling out my name too, you are saying mister-mister [gets a bit shy]
Girl: [frustrated] That’s because I don’t know your name.
Guy: [smiles shyly] Mansukh-lal, but you can call me Manshu, out of love.
Girl: Goddddd, see my uncle is a lawyer, and I will . .
Guy: Liar???? I have no problems with that, really. Even if you whole family is full of liars I have no problems at all. We all lie in today’s world, it’s a necessary evil you see. When I was in 7th standard . .
Girl: Stop pleaseeeeeeee, what do you want?
Guy: I want to kiss you.
Girl: Kiss my ass.
[Guy tries to kiss her ass]
Girl: Hey hey what you doing, you idiot.
Guy: You only asked me to kiss you ass
Girl: Oh God [starts to walk away again]
Guy: Hey madam, you again started to walk, tell me when can we get married?
Girl: Shut up [sees a taxi, screams] TAXI
Guy: But you were sitting at the bus-stop, now you taking taxi?
[Girl gives him an angry look]
Guy: Oh I understand now I will do business, earn more money, you can afford taxis. Good good.
Girl: [Sitting in taxi] Bhaiya, Shanti Nagar
Guy: Where exactly in Shanti Nagar?
[Taxi Drives away. Guy smiles . . . . . . . . then he sees another beautiful girl sitting at the bus stop]
Guy: [spreading his arms] Raaaniiiiii, I am coming.