December 24, 2009

The Indian Cow (I mean, almost that)

You'll forget English by the time you finish reading this. This is a true essay written by a candidate at the UPSC (IAS) Examinations.The candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow:

Indian Cow

HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, And because he is female, he give milks, [but will do so when he is got child]. He is same like God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilized for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [Horses don't have any such attachment]

What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, waterman's and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species, Also his other motion… gober is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes [like Pizza], in hand and drying in the sun.Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chews with his teeth that are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, especially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the files which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it.The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts. His eyes and nose are like his other relatives. This is the cow......

The candidate passed the exam, and is now an IAS

Its a Forwarded Mail Post. I did not write it, as you might know - I'm not an IAS by any means :P LOL!


  1. OMG!! Were you sarcastic or this is a real story??!! How on Earth did he pass??!!!

  2. ROFL.....

    i'll never eat pizzas again

    Thanx for sharing with us Tan

  3. Is there some other full-form for IAS than the usual one we know? please tell me that is the case!!

  4. Yeah read this is in a lot of fwd mails, many a times.

  5. such ppl pass IAS...??

    Anyways the article was funny... :D :D

  6. post was rlly funny...pulling the leg of such kinda getin into IAS, r country's most prestigious posts, isn't it a matter of pity..jus givin a thought to that side of it...

  7. IAS!! WOW... If this is wht u ve gotta do to pass an IAS exam- i m writing one next year!!

  8. LOL :-P. I have also read this essay many times before but whenever I read it again, it brings a laugh :-P. Specially the line that says "The candidate passed the exam, and is now an IAS" :-D


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