October 15, 2009

Toastin to a good life!

The flight is standing on the runway, Looking at Mumbai for
the final time, wont be getting a walk of it for months to come.

Rewind Select: On the final ramp to the airport, Bombay
behind, part 2 ahead, new adventures, new country, new
brand of beer, new bandstands :P

Fast Forward: The 747 engine wakes up, nails u back in the seat,
its galloping on the runway. All the years u spent in Mumbai
are surging past your eyes, friends, fights, swift, mom, dad,
Free flows, beers, pressure horns ..!!!
Its like you are leaving a part of you, u want the plane to stop,
u want everything to stop, u just want your old life back, u just
want to go home and chill. A new start at 23. Seems like a
dream, wait it could be a nightmare too. Whatever, I cant

Suddenly someones phone rings.

Out of town, put it down for the father of rap,
And if yo' ass gets cracked, bitch shut yo' trap,
Come back, get back, that's the part of success,
If you believe in X you'll be relievin your stress!

*Nods head*

God impersonating Snoop Dog, savvy savvy !

*Scratches head, HOW ? *

*BANG, on it again*

Hold up, heyyyyyy
for my niggaz who be thinkin we soft
We don't caaareeee
We gon' rock it till the wheels fall off
Hold up, heyyyyyy
for my niggaz who be acting too bold,
Take a, seeeeaaaaattt
Hope you ready for the next episode

*Silence before the storm*


Phew ,Comprende monsieur.

Present Tense: 5 days in Uk, 200 miles of nailing the BMW 3 series,
2 days of college and i already know that ‘Goris are super easy,
dumb too but fun, internet is as fast as you are sitting on the
hathway dish and surfing, all indian chickos have the ajay devgan
side partition with hair from one side falling on their forehead,
there are no conductors on the bus, every asian is a paki,
4 degrees + rains is not fun, pizza hut does not deliver
pizzas for free, 99% of pubs, here play only R & B and hip hop,
water is more expensive than beer sometimes,
Achija type pav bhaji can get u bankrupt, Focking awesome
is spelt as ‘fucking awesome’, arright che ? is a gujju greeting
morning, evening and nightand heres my favourite,
smooching, kissing and caressing in public is perfectly
normal and never stared upon !

Some things simply different, some differently simple..
most bold goris and some desi choris, different accent
with apnapan, videshi rum, mixed with desipan...
Bottom line: I am having fun!!
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling, Infesting in your kids ear and


  1. ..we really don't speak the same language...as if i've met a hurricane along the way reading your post...



  2. nice.. I would love to see more posts like this :)


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