March 21, 2009

Roon sirbees !!

* Pre-Script: The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service,guest Tan is an American and Room service Hennzy is a Thai. Tan asking cheese bacon and scrambled eggs for breakfast.

Hennzy : "No? weeju wan sahn toes??"
Tan : "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'weeju wan sahn toes' means."
Hennzy : "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
Tan : "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.just put the bodder on the side.. I mean butter on the side"
Hennzy : Ok.. "Copy?"
Tan : "Excuse me?"
Hennzy : "Copy...tea...meel?"
Tan : "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
Hennzy : "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy.... rye??"
Tan : "Whatever you say Chap!!."
Hennzy : "Tenjewberrymuds."
Tan : "You're very welcome."

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