March 2, 2009

One Night with a beautiful Witch!! ....

** This is an exclusive fiction work.All characters are imaginary.

"Damn, you bitch ,I hate you," I screamed loudly standing near the gate.
"Get lost dude, Nano is sleeping," she wryly smiled at me.
"Beware ! if he gets up ,then he will pull out a chunk of your flesh ," she winked at me.

"You and your bloody Pug," I felt like abusing her ,but I couldn't as I was scared of Nano.Nano was a full sized Pug and the only dog to gorge over chicken and mutton . It was already 1.45 am and I was once again kicked out of my girlfriends house. This was not the first time it happened. I am used to it. Without any second thought I left for the Lovers park at Kentsburry. I was new to New South Wales and this place was different from Perth. "Damn!," I said and I left for once.

Last year ,I wintered at Perth with my parents . But ,this year its a different scenario. I usually never ventured outside my house after 12 pm. I was wearing a scarf and a monkey cap. I also had my winter jackets on ,but I was still feeling cold. As I was walking along the fence of the Lovers park ,I could hear someone singing a song with full volume.
"Listening to music at 2 am ," I perplexed.

I'm standing on a bridge
I'm waiting in the dark
I thought that you'd be here by now

There's nothing but the rain
No footsteps on the ground
I'm listening but there's no sound

Isn't anyone trying to find me?
Won't somebody come take me home

It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life
Wont you take me by the hand
Take me somewhere new

I don't know who you are
But I... I'm with you
I'm with you.

I'm looking for a place

Searching for a face

Is anybody here I know

'Cause nothing's going right

And everythings a mess
And no one likes to be alone.


I could see a young lady of around 23 with her legs sprawled. It was a sight to see. She was singing Avril Lavigne's song.I felt like starting a convo with her.
"Hey wait," I took a step back.
"Who knows she might be a Bimbo?," the neurons of my brain was active even at 2 am.

I soon went close to her. She was wearing a white gown with her blonde hairs tied with a band. She gave a sweet smile when I went closer to her.
"Hey ,what are you doing?," I asked her.

"Just chilling bloke," she replied.
"I am Element Stepster from Perth," I believed that she won't mind a quick intro.
"Umm, Chelsea Stepteee from Kentsbury ," she said.

"We both are Steps ...I mean both our last name starts with Steps," I thought I had cracked a joke.
But she didn't laughed though. " How bad it feels when some one close to you hurts you," she grimaced.

"Yeah it does feels bad Chels," I quickly replied.



Now ,I thought of dumping Lizzie and befriend Chelsea." Wowwiee," I exclaimed .
"Has some one close to you annoyed you or hurt you that eventually depressed you?," she was anxiously awaiting an answer from me .
"Yes ...today my girlfriend Lizzie thrashed me out of her house for misbehaving ," she could see the frown on my face.

"I had a boyfriend, who loved me ,but few bad things in our life and our dreams got shattered ," she cried.
"I want someone to kiss me right on my cheeks," she said expecting some one to soothe her. I realized that she would sing a song for this too and yes she did sing .

Kiss me.
out of the bearded barly
nightly.
beside the green green grass.
swing swing (swing swing).
swing the spinning step
you wear those shoes and
i will wear that dress.

beneath the milky twilight
lead me.
out on the moonlit floor,
lift your open hand
strike up the band and
make the fog lights dance
silver moon sparkling.
So, kiss me.

Once ,again it was Avril's song. I was getting goosebumps. I went close to kiss her and provide her solace. As I went close to her mouth,I could smell onions and garlics."Yuck, don't you brush your teeth," I said to her for once.

"I last brushed my teeth 3 years ago," she said with a straight face.
"Ohh!! thats bad Chelsea," I said.
"Guess,you are poor farmers daughter ," I grinned.
"Common give me your fingers she said," she pointed her fingers to a tall building.
"Do you see that tall building?," she asked me to look at the 65 storey building.

"Isn't that a skycraper?," I asked her.
"Yes,it is," she said.
"What happened to that place?," I keenly asked her.
"My boyfriend pushed me down from that building," she asserted.
"Oh,Should I believe this ," I felt that she was playing a prank on me.
"You should dear,"she said.
"Please satisfy my unsatiable soul ,umm ," she sounded desperate.
Now ,I was scared and I was terrified. I started stuttering and my voice went low for once.
"You mean you are a ......," I stammered.
"Yes ,you mean it ," she laughed.

"HA HA HA HA HA HA ," her voice echoed till the 4th harmonics .
"Leave me ,Leave me ," I pleaded for help. She twined my fingers and kissed it like mad.

"Leave me ,Mummy help me!!!!," I screamed and I opened my eyes for once. My face turned blanched.

"Oh !!! Shh Shh get away , stop it," I said as I could see Nano licking my fingers .

"Don't scold Nano," Lizzie said for once.

"Ahh!! finally it was a dream," I heaved a sigh of relief.

"I love you Lizzie and I promise I won't ever leave you," I kissed my girlfriend.

She wondered what happened to me. "Love you too honey," she kissed me back.

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13 comments:

  1. LOL!!

    funny title n funny post..hehe....
    besharam..gf ko bitch bolta hai....maroo maroo!! :D

    encounter wid witch ws funny! brush teeth :P

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  2. ha ha !!! nicely written ... just read it in ur blog too ;)

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  3. nice one ste... nxt time let the witch brush her teeth..atleast in your dreams... ;)

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  4. Ahm..the witch only kissed ur fingers???? ;)

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  5. Wow..u had a 'brush' with a '3 years dantmanjan absent witch'..!!wow..!must have been a sight :P

    Ting ting tading :P

    Different story it was..loved it..!!

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  6. itne sapne mat dekha kar bhai...injurious to the heart ;-)

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  7. @Sandeep

    correction....injurious to the teeth.. ;)

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  8. Hahahahaha ... true ghosts!!! Both Steps ... lol!!

    Good one Stephen ... check on a few grammatical errors and spellings ...

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  9. lol.. why would the girl herself reveal about her bewitchedness?

    hmm nice one anyway

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