tongue-twister twists tongues !!

Heyloo, I have got some tongue twister for you guys. Awrite..if you understand ,say “understand”. If you don’t understand say “don’t understand”. But if you understand and say “ don’t understand”. How I understand that you understand?? Understand! .Ok..Here we go.. Read it real fast

a) If you tell Tan to tell a tongue –twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

b) Mr Inside went over to see Mr. Outside. Mr. Inside stood outside and called to Mr. Outside inside. Mr. Outside answered Mr. Inside from inside and Told Mr. Inside to come inside. Mr.Inside said ‘ No’ and told Mr Outside to come outside. Mr Outside and Mr. Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally Mr. Outside coaxed Mr. Inside to come inside, then both Mr. Outside and Mr. Inside went outside to the riverside to see riversoul.

c) Nan and nice night nurses nursing nicely.

d) If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

e) I thought a thought, but the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much.

f) A flea and a fly in a flue, said the fly” Oh what should we do ”Said the flea” Let us fly Said the fly” Let us flee” So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

g) I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.

h) Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw Before Soar saw See, which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See’s saw Before See sawed Soar’s seesaw. See’s saw would not have sawed Soar’s seesaw. So See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just b’coz See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw….

PS - Don’t read it too much. I got my tongue X-rayed yesterday!