February 12, 2009

The Adventures of StepMAN: Blogisode 3

To read the earlier parts Click here

# Co-written by Priyanka n Sandeep

Starring: Kajal, Rashi, Stephy, Arjun, Chirag

Kajal was dead tired after the PDP experience. She just wanted to quickly change and go to bed. It was already 6 in the morning and her orientation course was scheduled to kick off from 8:30 am. If she had thought that cracking CAT and getting into the hallowed portals of the School of Management was her ultimate triumph, she was wrong. She was expecting a barrage of assignments to complete after today’s session. She had mentally geared up for that. All these thoughts were running in her mind. Kajal was very excited at having made it to this college nonetheless. She would be studying with some of the best brains in the country double distilled in the rigorous selection process. Tomorrow was to be her first day at the School of Management. Completely lost in her thoughts, Kajal headed towards her cupboard. Inside it, Stephy was now gaining consciousness. Getting up from his slumber, he opened his eyes and looked around, still lost. His head then touched the web of the spider family, and there fell upon his face the little baby spider along with his mom, landing precisely on his forehead and nose respectively. At that very moment, Kajal opened the cupboard.

Aaaaaaawww…Bhoooooooooot”, she shouted.Aaaaaaaawww”, Stephy shouted back. Kajal ran back towards Rashi, still shouting. Stephy came out of the cupboard and towards the two girls.Aaaaaaaaaaaboth of them shrieked and climbed up on the bed. Stephy was clueless as to what was happening. He was still in a state of delirium. Stephy mumbled, “Main kaun hoon. Main kahaan ho. Tum dono aunties mere ghar par kya kar rahi ho? Mummy ghar par nahi hain. Chai ki coffee lenge? Mummy ne mujhe dono banana sikhaya hain. Mujhe bathroom jaana hain aunty. Aunty main bathroom ka rasta bhool gaya hoon. Mujhe bathroom jaana hain. Main kaun hoon. Main kahaan hoon.Stephy headed towards the two girls. The shock of the entire episode was the cause of this hallucination that Stephy was going through.

Kajal tried to hide behind Rashi who was a black belt in karate. Rashi now immediately took charge and gave a solid kick on Stephy’s already damaged back. He shouted in pain. Seeing Rashi take charge, Kajal also grew in confidence. Kajal grabbed the flower vase kept atop her table and hit it on Stephy’s head with all her might. Stephy howled in pain. These blows ensured that he was back in his senses now. He was trying desperately to explain,
Girls…girls…aaawwwwwwwwww…hold on…stopppppp….awwwww…there is some misunderstanding….aawwwwwww…don’t you…..aaaaa…dare…ufffff…don’t you dare hit me like that. Aaaaghhhhh….I have….ouchhhhh…joined the school…of …management…eeehhhhhh…stephy from…mumbai…stop it…will you girls listen?? Aaaaaaaaahhhh….please call Arjun from room no. 420. He is….aaaaahhh…my roomie.”, Stephy was desperately trying to explain the things to Kajal and Rashi who were hitting Stephy with whatever they could lay their hands on. Rashi had caught hold of a broom which the house cleaning staff used for cleaning toilets. She was displaying her karate skills using it on poor Stephy. In the meantime, Kajal called all other girls in the adjoining rooms.

All girls now charged upon him. Both the spiders made a very smart escape leaving Stephy alone. He was brutally beaten with kicks, punches, sticks, and whatever they could lay their
hands on. Now, the jamalgota had also started to show its effect on Stephy. He was feeling miserable. He just wanted to escape the girls and rush to the loo, but could not! On hearing the commotion going on in the girl’s wing, many boys rushed in to enquire. The juniors were the more excited ones because this was a golden opportunity to impress the girls. Chirag had forgotten all about his fever and lead the pack. One of the seniors recognized him at the girl’s wing and made a mental note of it. Arjun did not want to miss this chance. He pushed others and tried to get into the room. He managed to get in and asked the gang,RJ here. You can also call me Arjun but I would prefer being called RJ. So please call me RJ. Because when you call me RJ, I feel like RJ. Because RJ is not Arjun, and Arjun is not RJ. We are different. It is a little complex. I could explain it to you over a coffee. Anyways, what’s happening girls?? What’s all this hue and cry about? Can I be of any help ladies? Your wish, RJ’s command.”

* Next blogisode (By Priyanka n me) at 11:30 pm today. Kajal aka Pink Orchid StepTAGGED for co-writing Blogisode 5 with me ;-)

25 comments:

  1. haah!! those were the days!! how could i ever forget that first day at the School of Management. Embarassing to the core! Phew!! Thanks pri n sandeep for putting things exactly as i wanted you to. This entire series of incidents played a very important role in my transformation from stephy into stepMAN...

    StepMAN...With great powers come great responsibilities..n some side effects too....StepMAN-Superheroes ka Baap...

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  2. Ohhh...i thot i ws d first one to comment...but before me...omg..StepMAN himself!! for a change, i dont mind being second!!

    thank u StepMAN for appreciating our work...honoured!! i m on cloud 9!! wow!!! :D

    Twinnn..wow!! u r 'the' storyteller...wid all those details added! n it ws tooo hilarious!!

    tum dono aunties mere ghar par kya kar rahi ho? Mummy ghar par nahi hain. Chai ki coffee lenge? Mummy ne mujhe dono banana sikhaya hain.

    lol lollll

    Because when you call me RJ, I feel like RJ. Because RJ is not Arjun, and Arjun is not RJ. We are different. It is a little complex. I could explain it to you over a coffee.

    hehehehe...dat was just too gooood!!

    *all smiles n giggles*

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  3. hey stepMAN nice to knw more abt u ........:p

    lol chirag came running forgetting the fever was very funny.....rofl

    good one....but cud be better

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  4. I have a black belt! Wow! :) Me impressed!!! Kajal, make sure we have flower vase in the room at all times!!!!

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  5. @stepMAN

    wowwwwwww!! the man himself...honoured sir...honoured!! thanx a ton!!

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  6. hehehe... I'm laughing like a mad man really..!!

    Oye.. U can call me RJ. U can also call me Arjun. Call me RJ becos i like Arjun. Also call me Arjun becos i like RJ. Call me Rj if i like it. Call me Arjun if u like it... hehe

    Tat part was funny...

    The broom stick used for cleaning toilets.. hehe...

    Man.. Why will i have to ask them out for coffee... Rashi is black belt man.. :P

    Gr8 going guys... It's getting better by every post.. ;)

    Cheers..!!
    Arjun

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  7. i just noticed d room no...420!!
    lol :D

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  8. @priyanka

    hey..i just built up on your draft. Nothing else. And had to break it into two coz it had become too long. The next part is more hilarious for sure...this just leads to that...i cudnt help laugh while adding my stuff to the next installment. That sure is a laugh riot...he he...good work twin....good work...

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  9. @ste

    this had become a long post bro...had to cut it into two and posting it as two seperate posts...thts the reason..yet have tried to pack maximum into this...you will go reeling down in the next one for sure...this just builds up to that...he he...just wait n watch...stephy's ordeal is not over yet! tere dost hi tere dushman niklenge...beware of ur roomie ;-)

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  10. hmmm waiting for it broo......lets see wht u guys cook

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  11. @ sandeep....
    see i miss the fun...i want to write next few parts pls.................

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  12. hey is the next post return of teh monkey :p

    twin mailed me something....

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  13. @rashi

    ha ha...u sure wud need that...never before has the school of management witnessed such a brilliant display of karate skills...he he...pat on the back!

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  14. @arjun

    rjjjjjjjjjjjj...thanx bro....he he...u r asking the girl gang...not only kajal n rash...u r maximizing ur chances of a coffee....good going bro!

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  15. Coffee with RJ...!!

    got it bro..!! hehe

    Cheers..!!
    Arjun

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  16. @RJ

    coffee with RJ....exactly!! Any takers...any takers...coffee with RJ...coffee with RJ...all expenses paid...coffee with RJ ;-)

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  17. He he he :D
    wassup nexshht ??
    am all eyes to read :P

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  18. Girls…girls…aaawwwwwwwwww…hold on…stopppppp….awwwww…there is some misunderstanding….aawwwwwww…don’t you…..aaaaa…dare…ufffff…don’t you dare hit me like that. Aaaaghhhhh….I have….ouchhhhh…joined the school…of …management…eeehhhhhh…stephy from…mumbai…stop it…will you girls listen?? Aaaaaaaaahhhh….please call Arjun from room no. 420. He is….aaaaahhh…my roomie.”,

    lol I could see the whole thing in front of my eyes.. Kept laughing throughout.. lol..
    me hiding behind Rashi and then her Karate skills.. lol.. from where do you get the ideas guys...
    and Arjun intro was superb...

    and hey I am sure a lot of girls would accept that offer of coffee from RJ :)

    good going ..very good going.. :D

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  19. @nan

    expect the unexpected nan....stepMAN would soon fly down to sweden for a course in intelligent systems desgin as well...show him around when he comes down...he he

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  20. @pratsie

    thanx yaar...arjun's intro came spontaneously to me....wrote it in one go...he he! i myself was laughing when i wrote that intro of his...glad that everyone liked it

    @islex

    hail monkey...hail monkey...

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  21. @bhondu singh

    ideas...ideas...ideas...a twisted brain churns millions of them ;-)

    glad that we could make you visualise the entire thing happening before your eyes...mission accomplished bhonds...arjun intro came spontaneously...knew it wud be liked...he he...

    @arjun

    demand supply mismatch in your case bro...so many gals want to have coffee with RJ...shud i handle the ones where you wont be able to make it? ;-)

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  22. Sandeep
    he he am luking forward :P :P to push him down int the ocean from the oresund bridge :P
    Let one episode be in sweden :P

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  23. @sandeep
    Dont worry bro.. I'm very talented.. I'll manage.. :P :P
    hehe....

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