February 4, 2009

24x7 Helpline: Lounge ka Superhero "StepMAN"

Areee Deewaanooooooo...
Mujhe pehchaaaaaanooooooooo....
Kahaaaaaaaan se aayaaaaaaa....
Main Hoon MAN.....
Main Hoon MAN...Main Hoon MAN.....
Main Hoon....Main Hoon...Main Hoon....StepMAN!!

Aa gaya hoon main....Aapke lounge ka Superhero....StepMAN....

StepMAN is a superhero(with a difference) of the WL, by the WL, for the WL!!

I am your protector, your saviour, your own superhero. Yahaaan ki saari ladkiyon ka bhai, ladkon ka sevak. For my foreigner friends, I am a brother for all the sisters here and a humble servant for all my brothers.....I will ensure that no lounge member suffers...

This is a helpline available to all the Writers Lounge members, where they can drop in a comment detailing the injustice done or corruption act they came across in their locality. And whooooooooooshhh...StepMAN will be there in your locality to mend things in a jiffy.....

Kaisi bhi pareshaani....Koi bhi pareshaaani....Aa chuka hain StepMAN...Superheroes ka Baap...

Need help?? Want me to save someone's life??? Want me to teach some rogue a lesson?? Want me to join you for dinner?? Want to take me out on a date??? Reasons galore.....StepMAN will be there for sure.....Just drop into the comments section and let me know how I can be of help to you...and whooooshhhh....StepMAN will be there!!

All my fans at Writers Lounge can also chat with me whenever i am online through the widget put up at the top......Cock-a-doodle-dooooo!!

Hail StepMAN!!

14 comments:

  1. Brothers n Sisters....

    Your wish...My Command....Hukum keejiye...

    Myself StepCOCK: The Superhero of Writers Lounge...Superheroes ka Baap!!

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  2. OMG!!!! :D :D :D

    this is hilarious!!!!!

    twinnnnn...is der a nxt level to being ur biggest fan(jo main pehle se thi!)...??? super duper biggggggest fan!! or cooler or A.C ??!! hehe :D

    Wow wow!
    this is just amazinggg... stepCOCK hinself....now i can only imagine d kind of replies u'll give through dis id!!!

    poor ste!! usne socha b nhi hoga ye sab to!! lol :D

    chat box bhi!! n evrything u wrote ..totally funny!! lounge ki sab girls ka bhai bhi hai ste...ab kisko date pe le jaega ste?? :P

    song bhi mast hai yaaar...!!

    wow twin!! u dont need any agency!!
    aap gr8 ho! ;)

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  3. now who the hell is this ...damm
    man this is like too much saaleeeee

    i hate u
    i hate u
    i hate u

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  4. priyanka
    u will suffer one dayy......tabh tu sochegi aur royegi ....dammm

    haso saalo haso

    damm me sabka bhai and ladko ka sevak

    dammmm

    i hate u guys ....am nt gonna come here till the series gets over

    bye bye lounge

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  5. ohhhhhhhh....look whozz here....ohhhh my godddddddd!!! i cant believe my eyes *rubs his eyes* .....the superhero stepCOCK....wow wow wow....

    hamaari raksha karo COCK!! we all need you....

    Baccha log...StepCOCK aa gaye...Taali bajaao

    he he he he (evil laughter)

    #therez more friends...enjoy...Hail StepCOCK!!

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  6. who else can it be than me stepHEN bhai....hail StepCOCK!!

    And be a sport...i didnt mutter a single word on malan...he he he...hail hail hail!!

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  7. Wah! Wah!
    :)
    :)

    And he rhymes too

    :D
    Hilarious
    :)

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  8. Why r u getting angry Sir .....

    We all are gloryfying u ....

    Hail Stepcock ..Hail the King ....

    Glory Glory Stepcock .......Our King !!!

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  9. jaaaaagteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee rahooooooooooooooooooo.....any helpppppp??? any helppppppp????

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  10. lol..!!
    hero on duty all d time!! thanks stepCOCK!!

    wow! lounge is safe now! :D

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  11. Oh my my... A superhero with a difference.. is paapi duniya se hame bachane wala... beheno ka rakshak aur bhaiyon ka sevak... StepMAN... we love you stepMAN... you rock!!

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