April 10, 2009

Nicotine Recession!!!




Pre script : Spiky figures it out that he's spending a lot on grass and decides to do something abt it...
He goes to the usual Tapri(Pan Dukan) with his plan.

Tapri guy: arre!! aayiye aayiye Spikyji... lijiye apki baadi Gold Flake kings.....

Spiky : woh naahi!!! woh Gold Flake chotti.

Tapri guy(puzzled): lekin ap toh hamesha woh baadi walli Gold Flake....

Spiky(interrupting) :leta tha...magar wahi nicotine ki hawas,ITC ka brand, wahi naam, honey dew flavor aur wahi fhefado(lungs) ki bimari aagar kam daam me mile? toh phir ye kyun lu,woh na lu??

Tapri guy(smiles) : maan gaye!!

Spiky : kisse??

Tapri guy : aapko aur ITC ki chotti Gold Flake doono ko.....

Spiky smiles and thinks (ITC ki Chotti Gold Flake wahi nicotine ki hawas,ITC ka brand, wahi naam, honey dew flavor aur wahi fhefado(lungs) ki bimar daam phir bhi kaam......

10 comments:

  1. WOW ... hehehehehe... ITC must be proud of it...

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  2. he he....
    AIM ka jo match box hae...woh bhi ITC hi banati hae.... :D

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  3. Hehe...sahi hai!!

    This reminds me of some ad yaa...some soap ad! :P

    Good job...

    Cheers

    *PEACE*

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  4. bahut badhia
    nirma super ke add ki tarah hai
    nice one
    umeed karta hu isse koi sikh le aur cigrate peena chod de

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  5. yup! you got it right....
    vinita ji started by nirma super detergent tikiya.... :D

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  6. LOL :p badhiya hai..vinitaji ko accha remix kiya :))

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  7. lol, ITC's brand member?

    so, the MH fever isnt yet over, hmm

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  8. hahahhaha gr8...ITC just needs members lik u...

    cheers

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  9. it was an intelligent humor coming from you O Vitruvian..:)

    good one! marvelous! kudos!

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