The Attitude Problem!!

Teachers' Day is round the corner and I being in class eleven now, have to prepare a dance performance. We have eight people-four girls and four guys. I am doing absolutely nothing except for dancing and showing "Attitude" as told by a few of them. Hmmm...well, even if I am showing attitude, am loving it.

I hate my partner in the dance. He is fat and doesn't know how to dance. He scares everyone with his "excited" moves! And I being only 45 kg..its difficult to interact with him. I have no issues about dancing with guys. Come on, I was trained in Salsa when I was about 14. Forget that. So, he happens to be the son of an MP. Whoa!!! Big Deal?!? Huh?? So the equation goes somewhat like this:
MP's son= Dominance+ Irritation
And another one: MP's Contacts= Son's Bragging about himself..

Its irritating and not happening. I don't take unnecessary shit. Why should I, anyways? Just because he is some MP's son?? Whatever!! So, this guy decided the song, mixed it and came with an absolutely absurd song. Never mind, we managed to choreograph it. Everything goes as per his decision. No one moves without Sir's permission. I don't know how he came up with this step, where the guys have to hold the girls by their waists (read bullshit!!!!). The moment I saw the step, my reaction was weird: "No ways...I am not letting him hold me by my waist!! Just look at the weight difference!!" Everyone wanted to laugh, but they didn't dare! As Always, the step was approved. Yeah, obviously. No one else has a partner like Pulkit (his name). The story is very long. A friend of mine was initially paired with him, but she was very afraid of him. So, I exchanged partners. And no one in the bloody group came with a better idea! Whatever..so, I told him, "You're so not holding me by my waist." He smiled like a lame guy!

Practicing with him has proved to be so irritating that I decided to treat him the way he treats most of us. Every time he called me for the dance, I refused. He asked, "Shruti, please stop showing attitude." I raised an eyebrow and snapped back, "Pulkit, you haven't even seen a drop of it. Call me the next time and I'll show you my attitude!" Since then, we have been having short hot talks every now and then. The other day, I had to drop Sumbul (new girl) to the new library and I see this fat ass walking towards me. I said, "Go to Hall #1" He replied, "Main bhi wahi keh raha thha. She can go by herself now. You come with me."
"Let me just drop her" I said.
Then he started teasing me with this "I don't know" line which said:"Why So Serious??" In the mean time, Jai joined us. I was walking ahead of Pulkit. He was constantly asking me the same question. I turned around and showed him the silent finger. His reaction: "Whoa!! Why this?? Tu aaj kal itna attitude kyu dikha rahi hai?"
"You know what, Pulkit? I am pissed off by your actions and I swear, I can piss you off so hard that you will never ever talk to me. So, please don't disturb me. And as far as attitude is concerned. Fine, I am showing it and I am loving it. I don't show attitde to anyone but when you need to draw the line, it becomes necessary!!"

Jai continued laughing as he said, "Le li..teri toh le li."

Man!! Level headed creeps are in abundance in my school. You look in this corner you see one, and then you look towards another corner hoping not to find another. And then, you are disapponted.
*Sigh* Life is full of creeps, but as mom says, "You should know where to draw the line and how to do it."